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{{EpisodeTranscript}}{{L|''[Inside in his pineapple house, SpongeBob is laying in bed snoring. His foghorn alarm sounds and he wakes up immediately; then, he inhales deeply, and then he sighs and opens his window curtains]''}} | {{EpisodeTranscript}} | ||
{{L|''[Inside in his pineapple house, SpongeBob is laying in bed snoring. His foghorn alarm sounds and he wakes up immediately; then, he inhales deeply, and then he sighs and opens his window curtains]''}} | |||
{{L|SpongeBob|Good morning, day! ''[he begins to walk, but accidentally steps on the top of his big toe]'' Oww! ''[falls over, but gets back up with his toe sore]'' I stubbed my toe! ''[he cries profusely, and continuously like a fountain, leaving a puddle surrounding him]'' I stubbed my toe! I was walking around and I stubbed my toe! ''[later, he walks into his closet and searches though a long line of identical SquarePants while humming; he picks one, but the wire hanger rips through the side]'' D'oh, that was my favorite shirt. ''[cries; later, he appears at his breakfast table eating oatmeal while listening to the radio]''}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Good morning, day! ''[he begins to walk, but accidentally steps on the top of his big toe]'' Oww! ''[falls over, but gets back up with his toe sore]'' I stubbed my toe! ''[he cries profusely, and continuously like a fountain, leaving a puddle surrounding him]'' I stubbed my toe! I was walking around and I stubbed my toe! ''[later, he walks into his closet and searches though a long line of identical SquarePants while humming; he picks one, but the wire hanger rips through the side]'' D'oh, that was my favorite shirt. ''[cries; later, he appears at his breakfast table eating oatmeal while listening to the radio]''}} | ||
{{L|Radio DJ|And that was "Aja" by Eely Dan. Next up is Lionel Fishy with his hit, "Sad Song".}} | {{L|Radio DJ|And that was "Aja" by Eely Dan. Next up is Lionel Fishy with his hit, "Sad Song".}} | ||
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{{L|SpongeBob|Thanks again for walking home with me, Squidward.}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Thanks again for walking home with me, Squidward.}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|There's a first time for everything. ''[under his breath]'' Also, I'd like to win this bet as soon as possible. ''[chuckles devilishly]''}} | {{L|Squidward|There's a first time for everything. ''[under his breath]'' Also, I'd like to win this bet as soon as possible. ''[chuckles devilishly]''}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|''[speaking in his thoughts]'' I am not gonna cry. I am not gonna cry. ''[straining, he speaks out loud]'' I can do this.}} | {{L|SpongeBob|''[hears this; speaking in his thoughts]'' I am not gonna cry. I am not gonna cry. ''[straining, he speaks out loud]'' I can do this.}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|''[smiling]'' Do what? ''[sees something and gasps]'' Oh, my! What a lovely sunset. Take a look, SpongeBob. ''[SpongeBob looks at the sunset and gasps]'' Isn't that beautiful?}} | {{L|Squidward|''[smiling]'' Do what? ''[sees something and gasps]'' Oh, my! What a lovely sunset. Take a look, SpongeBob. ''[SpongeBob looks at the sunset and gasps]'' Isn't that beautiful?}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|I've never seen such a beautiful underwater sunset.}} | {{L|SpongeBob|I've never seen such a beautiful underwater sunset.}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|Really tugs the heartstrings, doesn't it?}} | {{L|Squidward|Really tugs the heartstrings, doesn't it?}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|''[gasps quietly in awe]'' It's... ''[the Bikini Bottom Choir drives by singing an angelic note, Squidward chuckles as SpongeBob's eyes begin to twinkle and water]''}} | {{L|SpongeBob|''[gasps quietly in awe]'' It's... ''[the Bikini Bottom Choir drives by singing an angelic note, Squidward chuckles as SpongeBob's eyes begin to twinkle and water]''}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|Is that a tear I see? ''[the sunset disappears]''}} | {{L|Squidward|Is that a tear I see? ''[the sunset disappears; SpongeBob snaps out]''}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Oh, well, sunset's over. ''[walks off, Squidward scoffs in frustration; later, they both enter SpongeBob's house]'' Nice of you to drop in, neighbor.}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Oh, well, sunset's over. ''[walks off, Squidward scoffs in frustration; later, they both enter SpongeBob's house]'' Nice of you to drop in, neighbor.}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|Nice of you to have me, I--''[sees something]'' Oh, look SpongeBob. Gary's sleeping.}} | {{L|Squidward|Nice of you to have me, I--''[sees something]'' Oh, look SpongeBob. Gary's sleeping.}} | ||
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{{L|Squidward|That is just so adorable. Almost makes you want to cry.}} | {{L|Squidward|That is just so adorable. Almost makes you want to cry.}} | ||
{{L|''[Gary begins to drool in his sleep]''}} | {{L|''[Gary begins to drool in his sleep]''}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Yeah. ''[snaps out of it]'' No! There shall be no tears in this house tonight! ''[walks off into the kitchen]'' La-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la.}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Yeah... ''[snaps out of it]'' No! There shall be no tears in this house tonight! ''[walks off into the kitchen]'' La-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la...}} | ||
{{L|''[the mail comes in through the mail slot in SpongeBob's door]''}} | {{L|''[the mail comes in through the mail slot in SpongeBob's door]''}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|Oh, SpongeBob.}} | {{L|Squidward|Oh, SpongeBob.}} | ||
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{{L|SpongeBob|''[turns around]'' Mother, father?}} | {{L|SpongeBob|''[turns around]'' Mother, father?}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|''[reading the postcard]'' "Dear SpongeBob, we are having a wonderful time in the South Seas and we miss you very, very much.}} | {{L|Squidward|''[reading the postcard]'' "Dear SpongeBob, we are having a wonderful time in the South Seas and we miss you very, very much.}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|''[teary-eyed at first]'' Ohh. ''[grabs another postcard]'' My subscription to Jellyfishing Monthly's expired. Remind me to renew that, will you, Squidward?}} | {{L|SpongeBob|''[teary-eyed at first]'' Ohh... ''[grabs another postcard; snaps out]'' My subscription to Jellyfishing Monthly's expired. Remind me to renew that, will you, Squidward?}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|''[with spite]'' No problem.}} | {{L|Squidward|''[with spite]'' No problem.}} | ||
{{L|''[Later on, SpongeBob and Squidward sit on the couch watching the news]''}} | {{L|''[Later on, SpongeBob and Squidward sit on the couch watching the news]''}} | ||
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{{L|SpongeBob|''[voice breaks]'' What, what, what?}} | {{L|SpongeBob|''[voice breaks]'' What, what, what?}} | ||
{{L|Anchor Fish|They will only be showing The Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy Show seven times a day instead of eight—}} | {{L|Anchor Fish|They will only be showing The Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy Show seven times a day instead of eight—}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|''[sweating, changes the channel]'' Let's watch something else Squidward, okay?}} | {{L|SpongeBob|''[sweating, changes the channel]'' Let's watch something else Squidward, okay?!}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|Fine!}} | {{L|Squidward|Fine!}} | ||
{{L|''[the channel changes to a show where a dad fish is walking out of his house for work while a kid fish plays with a baseball in the yard]''}} | {{L|''[the channel changes to a show where a dad fish is walking out of his house for work while a kid fish plays with a baseball in the yard]''}} | ||
{{L|Kid Fish|Hey, Dad, how about a game of catch? ''[he throws the baseball in front of his bored dad]''}} | {{L|Kid Fish|Hey, Dad, how about a game of catch? ''[he throws the baseball in front of his bored dad]''}} | ||
{{L|Unnamed father|Sorry, son, I'm late for work.}} | {{L|Unnamed father|Sorry, son, I'm late for work.}} | ||
{{L|Kid Fish|''[ | {{L|Kid Fish|''[disappointingly]'' Okay, Dad. ''[his dad throws the baseball back]''}} | ||
{{L|Unnamed father|''[tosses his briefcase]'' I guess I can stay for a few throws.}} | {{L|Unnamed father|''[tosses his briefcase]'' I guess I can stay for a few throws.}} | ||
{{L|Kid Fish|''[teary-eyed]'' I love you, Dad.}} | {{L|Kid Fish|''[teary-eyed]'' I love you, Dad.}} | ||
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{{L|''[the show ends with the two happily playing catch, SpongeBob turns the TV off and madly throws it out of his window, then walks back to the couch panting]''}} | {{L|''[the show ends with the two happily playing catch, SpongeBob turns the TV off and madly throws it out of his window, then walks back to the couch panting]''}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|''[to Squidward]'' You know what they say about that television. Rots the brain.}} | {{L|SpongeBob|''[to Squidward]'' You know what they say about that television. Rots the brain.}} | ||
{{L|Patrick|''[from outside]'' Hey, thanks for the TV, SpongeBob | {{L|Patrick|''[from outside]'' Hey, thanks for the TV, SpongeBob! ''[he carries the broken-up TV set on his head]'' I'm gonna watch it all night! ''[he runs into his rock house with it. SpongeBob and Squidward awkwardly stare at each other, Squidward glances at the cuckoo clock, which says 8:41, then speaks in his thoughts]''}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|It's getting late. I'd better bring out the big guns. ''[out loud]'' Oh, SpongeBob.}} | {{L|Squidward|It's getting late. I'd better bring out the big guns. ''[out loud]'' Oh, SpongeBob.}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Yes, Squidward?}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Yes, Squidward?}} | ||
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