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{{EpisodeTranscript}}{{L|''[Inside in his pineapple house, SpongeBob is laying in bed snoring. His foghorn alarm sounds and he wakes up immediately; then, he inhales deeply | {{EpisodeTranscript}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Good morning, day! ''[he begins to walk, but accidentally steps on the top of his big toe]'' | {{L|''[Inside in his pineapple house, SpongeBob is laying in bed snoring. His foghorn alarm sounds and he wakes up immediately; then, he inhales deeply and sighs before opening his window curtains]''}} | ||
{{L|Radio DJ|And that was "Aja" by Eely Dan. Next up is Lionel Fishy with his hit, "Sad Song" | {{L|SpongeBob|Good morning, day! ''[he begins to walk, but accidentally steps on the top of his big toe]'' Ow! ''[falls over, but gets back up with his toe sore]'' I stubbed my toe! ''[he cries profusely, and continuously like a fountain, leaving a puddle surrounding him]'' I stubbed my toe! I was walking around and I stubbed my toe! ''[later, he walks into his closet and searches though a long line of identical SquarePants while humming; he picks one, but the wire hanger rips through the side]'' D'oh, that was my favorite shirt. ''[cries; later, he appears at his breakfast table eating oatmeal while listening to the radio]''}} | ||
{{L|Radio DJ|And that was "Aja" by Eely Dan. Next up is Lionel Fishy with his hit, "Sad Song."}} | |||
{{L|''[The sad song begins to play, and SpongeBob begins sobbing again.]''}} | {{L|''[The sad song begins to play, and SpongeBob begins sobbing again.]''}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|That's a sad song!}} | {{L|SpongeBob|That's a sad song!}} | ||
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{{L|Squidward|SpongeBob, will you stop crying?!}} | {{L|Squidward|SpongeBob, will you stop crying?!}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|But the Krabby Patty fell on the floor and he—}} | {{L|SpongeBob|But the Krabby Patty fell on the floor and he—}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|Krabby Patty nothing! ''[SpongeBob tries to speak again, but Squidward interrupts him very loudly]'' | {{L|Squidward|Krabby Patty nothing! ''[SpongeBob tries to speak again, but Squidward interrupts him very loudly]'' Krabby Patty nothing! ''[he pants heavily, then SpongeBob whimpers with tears]'' What now?}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|''[stifled]'' You yelled at me! You yelled at me!!! ''[sobs even louder than before, continuing to soak Squidward with tears while Squidward gives himself a depressed look on his face, realizing yelling isn't going to help]''}} | {{L|SpongeBob|''[stifled]'' You yelled at me! You yelled at me!!! ''[sobs even louder than before, continuing to soak Squidward with tears while Squidward gives himself a depressed look on his face, realizing yelling isn't going to help]''}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|All right, look. So far today, and it's not even 2:00 yet, you have cried 43 times.}} | {{L|Squidward|All right, look. So far today, and it's not even 2:00 yet, you have cried 43 times.}} | ||
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{{L|Squidward|What would you say to a little music? ''[pulls out his clarinet]''}} | {{L|Squidward|What would you say to a little music? ''[pulls out his clarinet]''}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|''[gasps happily]'' I'd say... I'll go get some refreshments. ''[walks off]''}} | {{L|SpongeBob|''[gasps happily]'' I'd say... I'll go get some refreshments. ''[walks off]''}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|Don't be long. My secret weapon is waiting. ''[gets out sheet music titled "Hearts & Flowers (or Some Such Sad Song)" | {{L|Squidward|Don't be long. My secret weapon is waiting. ''[gets out sheet music titled "Hearts & Flowers (or Some Such Sad Song)," then chuckles]''}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|''[appears, holding a tray of tea]'' You said something, Squidward?}} | {{L|SpongeBob|''[appears, holding a tray of tea]'' You said something, Squidward?}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|Oh, I just said, "Relax and enjoy the song." ''[he begins playing the such sad song on his clarinet, SpongeBob goes stifled, trying to fight back tears, Squidward strains hard playing the last single note, then pants]''}} | {{L|Squidward|Oh, I just said, "Relax and enjoy the song." ''[he begins playing the such sad song on his clarinet, SpongeBob goes stifled, trying to fight back tears, Squidward strains hard playing the last single note, then pants]''}} | ||
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{{L|''[The tears flood the Krusty Krab]''}} | {{L|''[The tears flood the Krusty Krab]''}} | ||
{{L|Mr. Krabs|''[standing on his desk, holding a fat stack of money away from the tears]'' Well, at least we're still together, little ones.}} | {{L|Mr. Krabs|''[standing on his desk, holding a fat stack of money away from the tears]'' Well, at least we're still together, little ones.}} | ||
{{L|''[The Bikini Bottom Choir drives through the flood holding the angelic note; at SpongeBob's house, the tears continue to spray into Squidward's face, then stop; the cuckoo scallop hits him on the head. Now, SpongeBob and Squidward sit in front of the TV]''}} | {{L|''[The Bikini Bottom Choir drives through the flood holding the angelic note; at SpongeBob's house, the tears continue to spray into Squidward's face, then stop; the cuckoo scallop hits him on the head. Now, SpongeBob and Squidward sit in front of the TV.]''}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|''[holding out a bowl of popcorn]'' More popcorn, Squidward?}} | {{L|SpongeBob|''[holding out a bowl of popcorn]'' More popcorn, Squidward?}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|No, no. No, no. Please.}} | {{L|Squidward|No, no. No, no. Please.}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|''[eating popcorn]'' Don't be shy now. I made extra. ''[Squidward begins to whimper, SpongeBob rubs his shoulders]'' That's all right, let it out. You can cry all you want. You're among friends here.}} | {{L|SpongeBob|''[eating popcorn]'' Don't be shy now. I made extra. ''[Squidward begins to whimper, SpongeBob rubs his shoulders]'' That's all right, let it out. You can cry all you want. You're among friends here.}} | ||
{{L|''[Squidward whimpers even harder then starts bawling hysterically]''}} | {{L|''[Squidward whimpers even harder then starts bawling hysterically]''}} | ||
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