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{{L|''[Inside | {{L|''[Inside his pineapple house, SpongeBob is laying in bed snoring. His foghorn alarm sounds and he wakes up immediately; then, he inhales deeply and sighs before opening his window curtains]''}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Good morning, day! ''[ | {{L|SpongeBob|Good morning, day! ''[walks to his closet, but accidentally stubs his toe]'' Ow! ''[falls over and looks at his swollen toe]'' I stubbed my toe! ''[cries profusely]'' I stubbed my toe! I was walking around and I stubbed my toe! ''[later, he walks into his closet and searches though a long line of identical SquarePants while humming; he picks one, but the wire hanger rips through the side]'' D'oh, that was my favorite shirt. ''[cries; later, he appears at his breakfast table eating oatmeal while listening to the radio]''}} | ||
{{L|Radio DJ|And that was "Aja" by Eely Dan. Next up is Lionel Fishy with his hit, "Sad Song."}} | {{L|Radio DJ|And that was "Aja" by Eely Dan. Next up is Lionel Fishy with his hit, "Sad Song."}} | ||
{{L|''[The sad song begins to play, and SpongeBob begins sobbing again.]''}} | {{L|''[The sad song begins to play, and SpongeBob begins sobbing again.]''}} | ||
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{{L|Squidward|''[inside his house, wearing a robe and towel, while holding a cup of tea and a danish]'' That SpongeBob is such a crybaby. Lucky me, I get to work with him all day. ''[he takes a bite out of his danish while SpongeBob continues to cry from inside his house; later, at the Krusty Krab, SpongeBob is flipping Krabby Patties while singing]''}} | {{L|Squidward|''[inside his house, wearing a robe and towel, while holding a cup of tea and a danish]'' That SpongeBob is such a crybaby. Lucky me, I get to work with him all day. ''[he takes a bite out of his danish while SpongeBob continues to cry from inside his house; later, at the Krusty Krab, SpongeBob is flipping Krabby Patties while singing]''}} | ||
{{L|Mr. Krabs|''[enters abruptly, startling SpongeBob, who flips the patty into the air]'' SpongeBob, guess what? ''[the patty lands on the ground]'' Yeah, I'll come back later. ''[goes back into his office, SpongeBob sadly picks the patty up by his spatula and carries it to the trash can]''}} | {{L|Mr. Krabs|''[enters abruptly, startling SpongeBob, who flips the patty into the air]'' SpongeBob, guess what? ''[the patty lands on the ground]'' Yeah, I'll come back later. ''[goes back into his office, SpongeBob sadly picks the patty up by his spatula and carries it to the trash can]''}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|He was a good little Krabby Patty. ''[sniffs]'' I didn't know him well, but in the few short seconds between grill and floor | {{L|SpongeBob|He was a good little Krabby Patty. ''[sniffs]'' I didn't know him well, but in the few short seconds between grill and floor I... ''[opens the trash lid and begins crying]'' I came to love him! ''[the patty slowly slides off his spatula and into the trash bin]'' It just isn't fair! ''[he cries even louder, soaking and enraging Squidward from the counter window]''}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|SpongeBob, will you stop crying?!}} | {{L|Squidward|SpongeBob, will you stop crying?!}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|But the Krabby Patty fell on the floor and he—}} | {{L|SpongeBob|But the Krabby Patty fell on the floor and he—}} | ||
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{{L|Squidward|That is just so adorable. Almost makes you want to cry.}} | {{L|Squidward|That is just so adorable. Almost makes you want to cry.}} | ||
{{L|''[Gary begins to drool in his sleep]''}} | {{L|''[Gary begins to drool in his sleep]''}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Yeah... ''[snaps out of it]'' No! There shall be no tears in this house tonight! ''[walks off into the kitchen]'' | {{L|SpongeBob|Yeah... ''[snaps out of it]'' No! There shall be no tears in this house tonight! ''[walks off into the kitchen, singing a song]'' }} | ||
{{L|''[the mail comes in through the mail slot in SpongeBob's door]''}} | {{L|''[the mail comes in through the mail slot in SpongeBob's door]''}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|Oh, SpongeBob.}} | {{L|Squidward|Oh, SpongeBob.}} | ||
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{{L|Squidward|Oh, very sad. Umm... "There once was a little angler ''[the page he's reading is actually of the story Jack and Jill]'' who was, uh, little and sad. ''[SpongeBob whimpers]'' One day the little sad angler was walking through the park. ''[SpongeBob begins to chuckle with joy]''}} | {{L|Squidward|Oh, very sad. Umm... "There once was a little angler ''[the page he's reading is actually of the story Jack and Jill]'' who was, uh, little and sad. ''[SpongeBob whimpers]'' One day the little sad angler was walking through the park. ''[SpongeBob begins to chuckle with joy]''}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Walking...}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Walking...}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|But, he was sad, because...because he was lost... he was lost and very sad. And then, | {{L|Squidward|But, he was sad, because...because he was lost... he was lost and very sad. And then, he... he started to cry! ''[SpongeBob begins to choke up]'' He cried, and he cried, and he cried even more ''<nowiki>[SpongeBob strains and fights back the tears]]</nowiki>'' And he kept crying and crying and crying and crying and... that's right. You can do it.}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|I'm wondering if it might not be so healthy to hold in all my tears, Squidward.}} | {{L|SpongeBob|I'm wondering if it might not be so healthy to hold in all my tears, Squidward.}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|You're exactly right, SpongeBob. Let it all out. Don't fight the feel | {{L|Squidward|You're exactly right, SpongeBob. Let it all out. Don't fight the feel... ''[the second hand on the clock ticks closer to midnight]'' Ten, nine...do it, do it, cry...eight, seven, six, five...come on! ''[the dam inside SpongeBob's brain begins to crack]'' ...four, three, two, one! ''[the dam breaks, and a river of tears begins to rush out]'' Midnight! ''[sighs, SpongeBob's body is turning wide]'' Well, SpongeBob, it looks like you won the... ''[SpongeBob's eyes burst with tears, shooting a flood towards Squidward and smacking him against the wall. The tears shoot out the windows, door crack, chimney, and other holes in his house. They spread to Patrick's house, causing an entire waterfall inside]''}} | ||
{{L|Patrick|Wow, what a great show.}} | {{L|Patrick|Wow, what a great show.}} | ||
{{L|''[The tears flood the Krusty Krab]''}} | {{L|''[The tears flood the Krusty Krab]''}} | ||
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