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{{L|''[The sad song begins to play, and SpongeBob begins sobbing again.]''}} | {{L|''[The sad song begins to play, and SpongeBob begins sobbing again.]''}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|That's a sad song!}} | {{L|SpongeBob|That's a sad song!}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|''[inside his house, wearing a robe and towel, while holding a cup of tea and a danish]'' That SpongeBob is such a crybaby. Lucky me, I get to work with him all day. ''[ | {{L|Squidward|''[inside his house, wearing a robe and towel, while holding a cup of tea and a danish]'' That SpongeBob is such a crybaby. Lucky me, I get to work with him all day. ''[takes a bite out of his danish while SpongeBob continues to cry from inside his house; later, at the Krusty Krab, SpongeBob is flipping Krabby Patties while singing]''}} | ||
{{L|Mr. Krabs|''[enters abruptly, startling SpongeBob, who flips the patty into the air]'' SpongeBob, guess what? ''[the patty lands on the ground]'' Yeah, I'll come back later. ''[goes back into his office, SpongeBob sadly picks the patty up by his spatula and carries it to the trash can]''}} | {{L|Mr. Krabs|''[enters abruptly, startling SpongeBob, who flips the patty into the air]'' SpongeBob, guess what? ''[the patty lands on the ground]'' Yeah, I'll come back later. ''[goes back into his office, SpongeBob sadly picks the patty up by his spatula and carries it to the trash can]''}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|He was a good little Krabby Patty. ''[ | {{L|SpongeBob|He was a good little Krabby Patty. ''[sniffles]'' I didn't know him well, but in the few short seconds between grill and floor I... ''[opens the trash lid and begins crying]'' I came to love him! ''[the patty slowly slides off his spatula and into the trash bin]'' It just isn't fair! ''[cries even louder, soaking and enraging Squidward from the counter window]''}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|SpongeBob, will you stop crying?!}} | {{L|Squidward|SpongeBob, will you stop crying?!}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|But the Krabby Patty fell on the floor and he—}} | {{L|SpongeBob|But the Krabby Patty fell on the floor and he—}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|Krabby Patty nothing! ''[SpongeBob tries to speak again, but Squidward angrily interrupts him very loudly]'' KRABBY PATTY NOTHING! ''[ | {{L|Squidward|Krabby Patty nothing! ''[SpongeBob tries to speak again, but Squidward angrily interrupts him very loudly]'' KRABBY PATTY NOTHING! ''[pants heavily, then SpongeBob whimpers with tears]'' What now?}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|''[stifled]'' You yelled at me! You yelled at me!!! ''[sobs even louder than before, continuing to soak Squidward with tears while Squidward gives himself a depressed look on his face, realizing yelling is not going to help]''}} | {{L|SpongeBob|''[stifled]'' You yelled at me! You yelled at me!!! ''[sobs even louder than before, continuing to soak Squidward with tears while Squidward gives himself a depressed look on his face, realizing yelling is not going to help]''}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|All right, look. So far today, and it's not even 2:00 yet, you have cried 43 times.}} | {{L|Squidward|All right, look. So far today, and it's not even 2:00 yet, you have cried 43 times.}} | ||
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{{L|SpongeBob|Wow, guess I do cry a lot. I promise I won't cry anymore.}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Wow, guess I do cry a lot. I promise I won't cry anymore.}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|Oh, nonsense! I bet you can't go the rest of the day without crying.}} | {{L|Squidward|Oh, nonsense! I bet you can't go the rest of the day without crying.}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|''[realizes something]'' Excuse me a minute. ''[ | {{L|SpongeBob|''[realizes something]'' Excuse me a minute. ''[walks up to a rotary telephone and dials it, Patrick appears lazily sitting on his couch when his own phone rings]''}} | ||
{{L|Patrick|''[answers it]'' Star... residence. Patrick speaking.}} | {{L|Patrick|''[answers it]'' Star... residence. Patrick speaking.}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Hey, Patrick.}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Hey, Patrick.}} | ||
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{{L|Squidward|Fine!}} | {{L|Squidward|Fine!}} | ||
{{L|''[the channel changes to a show where a dad fish is walking out of his house for work while a kid fish plays with a baseball in the yard]''}} | {{L|''[the channel changes to a show where a dad fish is walking out of his house for work while a kid fish plays with a baseball in the yard]''}} | ||
{{L|Kid Fish|Hey, Dad, how about a game of catch? ''[ | {{L|Kid Fish|Hey, Dad, how about a game of catch? ''[throws the baseball in front of his bored dad]''}} | ||
{{L|Unnamed father|Sorry, son, I'm late for work.}} | {{L|Unnamed father|Sorry, son, I'm late for work.}} | ||
{{L|Kid Fish|''[disappointingly]'' Okay, Dad. ''[his dad throws the baseball back]''}} | {{L|Kid Fish|''[disappointingly]'' Okay, Dad. ''[his dad throws the baseball back]''}} | ||
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{{L|''[the show ends with the two happily playing catch, SpongeBob turns the TV off and madly throws it out of his window, then walks back to the couch panting]''}} | {{L|''[the show ends with the two happily playing catch, SpongeBob turns the TV off and madly throws it out of his window, then walks back to the couch panting]''}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|''[to Squidward]'' You know what they say about that television. Rots the brain.}} | {{L|SpongeBob|''[to Squidward]'' You know what they say about that television. Rots the brain.}} | ||
{{L|Patrick|''[from outside]'' Hey, thanks for the TV, SpongeBob! ''[ | {{L|Patrick|''[from outside]'' Hey, thanks for the TV, SpongeBob! ''[carries the broken-up TV set on his head]'' I'm gonna watch it all night! ''[runs into his rock house with it. SpongeBob and Squidward awkwardly stare at each other, Squidward glances at the cuckoo clock, which says 8:41, then speaks in his thoughts]''}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|It's getting late. I'd better bring out the big guns. ''[out loud]'' Oh, SpongeBob.}} | {{L|Squidward|It's getting late. I'd better bring out the big guns. ''[out loud]'' Oh, SpongeBob.}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Yes, Squidward?}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Yes, Squidward?}} | ||
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{{L|Squidward|Don't be long. My secret weapon is waiting. ''[gets out sheet music titled "Hearts & Flowers (or Some Such Sad Song)," then chuckles]''}} | {{L|Squidward|Don't be long. My secret weapon is waiting. ''[gets out sheet music titled "Hearts & Flowers (or Some Such Sad Song)," then chuckles]''}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|''[appears, holding a tray of tea]'' You said something, Squidward?}} | {{L|SpongeBob|''[appears, holding a tray of tea]'' You said something, Squidward?}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|Oh, I just said, "Relax and enjoy the song." ''[ | {{L|Squidward|Oh, I just said, "Relax and enjoy the song." ''[begins playing the such sad song on his clarinet, SpongeBob goes stifled, trying to fight back tears, Squidward strains hard playing the last single note, then pants]''}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|That's a really sad song, Squidward.}} | {{L|SpongeBob|That's a really sad song, Squidward.}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|You're not gonna cry though, are you?}} | {{L|Squidward|You're not gonna cry though, are you?}} | ||
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{{L|Mr. Krabs|''[standing on his desk, holding a fat stack of money away from the tears]'' Well, at least we're still together, little ones.}} | {{L|Mr. Krabs|''[standing on his desk, holding a fat stack of money away from the tears]'' Well, at least we're still together, little ones.}} | ||
{{L|''[The Bikini Bottom Choir drives through the flood holding the angelic note; at SpongeBob's house, the tears continue to spray into Squidward's face, then stop; the cuckoo scallop hits him on the head. Now, SpongeBob and Squidward sit in front of the TV]''}} | {{L|''[The Bikini Bottom Choir drives through the flood holding the angelic note; at SpongeBob's house, the tears continue to spray into Squidward's face, then stop; the cuckoo scallop hits him on the head. Now, SpongeBob and Squidward sit in front of the TV]''}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|''[ | {{L|SpongeBob|''[holds out a bowl of popcorn]'' More popcorn, Squidward?}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|No, no. No, no. Please.}} | {{L|Squidward|No, no. No, no. Please.}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|''[eating popcorn]'' Don't be shy now. I made extra. ''[Squidward begins to whimper, SpongeBob rubs his shoulders]'' That's all right, let it out. You can cry all you want. You're among friends here.}} | {{L|SpongeBob|''[eating popcorn]'' Don't be shy now. I made extra. ''[Squidward begins to whimper, SpongeBob rubs his shoulders]'' That's all right, let it out. You can cry all you want. You're among friends here.}} | ||
{{L|''[Squidward whimpers even harder then starts bawling hysterically]''}} | {{L|''[Squidward whimpers even harder then starts bawling hysterically]''}} | ||
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