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{{EpisodeTranscript}}
{{EpisodeTranscript}}
{{L|''[Inside his pineapple house, SpongeBob is laying in bed snoring. His foghorn alarm sounds and he immediately wakes up. He inhales deeply and sighs before opening his window curtains.]''}}
{{L|''[Inside his pineapple house, SpongeBob is laying in bed snoring. His foghorn alarm sounds and he immediately wakes up. He inhales deeply and sighs before opening his window curtains.]''}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Good morning, day! ''[walks to his closet, but accidentally stubs his toe]'' Ow! ''[falls over and looks at his swollen toe]''<nowiki> ''[stiffled]'' I stubbed my toe! </nowiki>''[cries profusely]'' I stubbed my toe! I was walking around and I stubbed my toe! ''[later, he walks into his closet and searches though a long line of identical SquarePants while humming. He picks one, but the wire hanger rips through the side]'' D'oh! That was my favorite shirt! ''[cries. Later, he appears at his breakfast table eating oatmeal while listening to the radio]''}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Good morning, day! ''[walks to his closet, but accidentally stubs his toe]'' Ow! ''[falls over and looks at his swollen toe]''<nowiki> ''[sniffles]'' I stubbed my toe! </nowiki>''[cries profusely]'' I stubbed my toe! I was walking around and I stubbed my toe! ''[later, he walks into his closet and searches though a long line of identical SquarePants while humming. He picks one, but the wire hanger rips through the side]'' D'oh! That was my favorite shirt! ''[cries. Later, he appears at his breakfast table eating oatmeal while listening to the radio]''}}
{{L|Radio DJ|And that was "Aja" by Eely Dan. Next up is Lionel Fishy with his hit, "Sad Song."}}
{{L|Radio DJ|And that was "Aja" by Eely Dan. Next up is Lionel Fishy with his hit, "Sad Song."}}
{{L|''[The sad song begins to play, and SpongeBob begins crying again.]''}}
{{L|''[The sad song begins to play, and SpongeBob begins crying again.]''}}
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{{L|SpongeBob|But the Krabby Patty fell on the floor and he—}}
{{L|SpongeBob|But the Krabby Patty fell on the floor and he—}}
{{L|Squidward|Krabby Patty nothing! ''[SpongeBob tries to speak again, but he angrily interrupts him very loudly] '''Krabby Patty nothing!''' [pants heavily, then SpongeBob whimpers with tears]'' What now?}}
{{L|Squidward|Krabby Patty nothing! ''[SpongeBob tries to speak again, but he angrily interrupts him very loudly] '''Krabby Patty nothing!''' [pants heavily, then SpongeBob whimpers with tears]'' What now?}}
{{L|SpongeBob|''[stifled]'' You yelled at me! You yelled at me! ''[sobs even louder than before, continuing to soak Squidward with tears while Squidward gives himself a depressed look on his face, realizing yelling is only going to make matters worse. Bubble transition to them in the dining area with a chalkboard]''}}
{{L|SpongeBob|''[sniffles]'' You yelled at me! You yelled at me! ''[sobs even louder than before, continuing to soak Squidward with tears while Squidward gives himself a depressed look on his face, realizing yelling is only going to make matters worse. Bubble transition to them in the dining area with a chalkboard]''}}
{{L|Squidward|All right, look. So far today, and it's not even 2:00 yet, you have cried 43 times.}}
{{L|Squidward|All right, look. So far today, and it's not even 2:00 yet, you have cried 43 times.}}
{{L|SpongeBob|And you wrote that number on a chalkboard.}}
{{L|SpongeBob|And you wrote that number on a chalkboard.}}
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{{L|Squidward|It's a quick montage of flashbacks I've edited together that shows the hundreds of tears you have cried over the years.}}
{{L|Squidward|It's a quick montage of flashbacks I've edited together that shows the hundreds of tears you have cried over the years.}}
{{L|''[The video begins to play, showing SpongeBob crying in the Krusty Krab, in a grocery store, at Mrs. Puff's Boating School, in Jellyfish Fields, in the bathroom, and more like near a bus stop for no reason, in a birthday party.]''}}
{{L|''[The video begins to play, showing SpongeBob crying in the Krusty Krab, in a grocery store, at Mrs. Puff's Boating School, in Jellyfish Fields, in the bathroom, and more like near a bus stop for no reason, in a birthday party.]''}}
{{L|SpongeBob|''[in the video]'' Boo! Hoo! Boohoo! Stop. It burns.}}
{{L|SpongeBob|''[in the video]'' Boo! Hoo! Boohoo! Sob! Whimper.}}
{{L|French Narrator|Thousands of tears later...}}
{{L|French Narrator|Thousands of tears later...}}
{{L|''[SpongeBob continues to watch himself crying in the video.]''}}
{{L|''[SpongeBob continues to watch himself crying in the video.]''}}

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