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{{L|SpongeBob|All right, see ya. ''[hangs up, then walks back to Squidward]'' Okay, it's a bet!}} | {{L|SpongeBob|All right, see ya. ''[hangs up, then walks back to Squidward]'' Okay, it's a bet!}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|''[shakes SpongeBob's hand]'' Fine. If you cry one tear before midnight, you have to... ''[thinks]'' Wash my bike, clean out my rain gutters, and do all my yard work for a year.}} | {{L|Squidward|''[shakes SpongeBob's hand]'' Fine. If you cry one tear before midnight, you have to... ''[thinks]'' Wash my bike, clean out my rain gutters, and do all my yard work for a year.}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Sounds fair to me. And if I make it to midnight without crying, you'll come to a slumber party at my place! Just you and me! ''[Squidward retches and swallows]'' Ooh, what's the matter?}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Sounds fair to me. And if I make it to midnight without crying, you'll come to a slumber party at my place! Just you and me! ''[Squidward retches and swallows upon hearing this]'' Ooh, what's the matter?}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|Um, nothing, I just threw up a little in my mouth. ''[begins talking in his thoughts]'' No need to worry, Squiddy. You've outdone yourself. He'll be crying in ten minutes. ''[laughs out loud. In the evening, he and SpongeBob are now walking home from work]''}} | {{L|Squidward|Um, nothing, I just threw up a little in my mouth. ''[begins talking in his thoughts]'' No need to worry, Squiddy. You've outdone yourself. ''[smirks]'' He'll be crying in ten minutes. ''[laughs out loud. In the evening, he and SpongeBob are now walking home from work]''}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Thanks again for walking home with me, Squidward.}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Thanks again for walking home with me, Squidward.}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|There's a first time for everything. ''[under his breath]'' Also, I'd like to win this bet as soon as possible. ''[chuckles devilishly]''}} | {{L|Squidward|There's a first time for everything. ''[under his breath]'' Also, I'd like to win this bet as soon as possible. ''[chuckles devilishly]''}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|''[hears this and starts speaking in his thoughts]'' I am not gonna cry. I am not gonna cry. ''[straining, he speaks out loud]'' I can do this!}} | {{L|SpongeBob|''[hears this and starts speaking in his thoughts]'' I am not gonna cry... I am not gonna cry... ''[straining, he speaks out loud]'' I can do this!}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|''[smiling]'' Do what? ''[sees something and gasps]'' Oh, my! What a lovely sunset. Take a look, SpongeBob. ''[SpongeBob looks at the sunset and gasps]'' Isn't that beautiful?}} | {{L|Squidward|''[smiling]'' Do what? ''[sees something and gasps]'' Oh, my! What a lovely sunset. Take a look, SpongeBob. ''[SpongeBob looks at the sunset and gasps]'' Isn't that beautiful?}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|I've never seen such a beautiful underwater sunset | {{L|SpongeBob|''[sees the sunset; his eyes begin to twinkle and quiver]'' I've never seen such a beautiful underwater sunset!}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|Really tugs the heartstrings, doesn't it?}} | {{L|Squidward|Really tugs the heartstrings, doesn't it?}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|''[gasps quietly in awe]'' It's... ''[the Bikini Bottom Choir drives by singing an angelic note. Squidward chuckles as SpongeBob's eyes begin to | {{L|SpongeBob|''[gasps quietly in awe]'' It's...}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|Is that a tear I see? ''[the sunset disappears | {{L|''[the Bikini Bottom Choir drives by singing an angelic note. Squidward chuckles as SpongeBob's eyes begin to water up.]''}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Oh, well, sunset's over. ''[walks off, and Squidward scoffs in frustration]''}} | {{L|Squidward|Is that a tear I see? ''[the sunset disappears]''}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|''[snaps out of it]'' Oh, well, sunset's over. ''[walks off, and Squidward scoffs in frustration]''}} | |||
{{L|''[Later, they both enter SpongeBob's house.]''}} | {{L|''[Later, they both enter SpongeBob's house.]''}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Nice of you to drop in, neighbor.}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Nice of you to drop in, neighbor.}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|Nice of you to have me, I--''[sees something]'' Oh, look SpongeBob. Gary's sleeping.}} | {{L|Squidward|Nice of you to have me, I--''[sees something]'' Oh, look SpongeBob. Gary's sleeping.}} | ||
{{L|''[Gary appears on a stack of newspapers sleeping, snoring and meowing.]''}} | {{L|''[Gary appears on a stack of newspapers sleeping, snoring and meowing.]''}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|''[with his hands together, up to his mouth]'' Aww. He looks like an angel | {{L|SpongeBob|''[with his hands together, up to his mouth]'' Aww. He looks like an angel!}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|That is just so adorable. Almost makes you want to cry.}} | {{L|Squidward|That is just so adorable. Almost makes you want to cry.}} | ||
{{L|''[Gary begins to drool in his sleep.]''}} | {{L|''[Gary begins to drool in his sleep.]''}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Yeah... ''[snaps out of it]'' No! There shall be no tears in this house tonight! ''[walks off into the kitchen, singing a song]'' }} | {{L|SpongeBob|Yeah... ''[snaps out of it]'' No! There shall be ''no'' tears in this house tonight! ''[walks off into the kitchen, singing a song]'' Lalalalala...}} | ||
{{L|''[The mail comes in through the mail slot in SpongeBob's door.]''}} | {{L|''[The mail comes in through the mail slot in SpongeBob's door.]''}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|Oh, SpongeBob | {{L|Squidward|Oh, SpongeBob?}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|''[pouring drinks]'' Yes?}} | {{L|SpongeBob|''[pouring drinks]'' Yes?}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|Your mail's here. Ooh, oh look, it's a postcard from your dear mother and father so far away.}} | {{L|Squidward|Your mail's here. ''[holds up one particular postcard]'' Ooh, oh look, it's a postcard from your dear mother and father so far away.}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|''[turns around]'' Mother, father?}} | {{L|SpongeBob|''[turns around]'' Mother, father?}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|''[reading the postcard]'' "Dear SpongeBob, we are having a wonderful time in the South Seas and we miss you very, very much.}} | {{L|Squidward|''[reading the postcard]'' "Dear SpongeBob, we are having a wonderful time in the South Seas and we miss you very, very much.}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|''[teary-eyed at first]'' Oh... ''[grabs another postcard and snaps out of it]'' My subscription to Jellyfishing Monthly's expired. Remind me to renew that, will you, Squidward?}} | {{L|SpongeBob|''[twinkle and teary-eyed at first]'' Oh... ''[immediately grabs another postcard and snaps out of it]'' ...My subscription to Jellyfishing Monthly's expired. Remind me to renew that, will you, Squidward?}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|''[with spite]'' No problem.}} | {{L|Squidward|''[with spite]'' No problem.}} | ||
{{L|''[Later on, SpongeBob and Squidward sit on the couch watching the news.]''}} | {{L|''[Later on, SpongeBob and Squidward sit on the couch watching the news.]''}} | ||
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{{L|Anchor Fish|Tragedy in the park when a young snail caught in a tree almost didn't get down.}} | {{L|Anchor Fish|Tragedy in the park when a young snail caught in a tree almost didn't get down.}} | ||
{{L|Snail #13|''[stuck on a coral tree branch]'' Meow.}} | {{L|Snail #13|''[stuck on a coral tree branch]'' Meow.}} | ||
{{L|''[SpongeBob gasps and gets ready to cry.]''}} | {{L|''[SpongeBob gasps and gets ready to cry; Squidward watches.]''}} | ||
{{L|Anchor Fish|However, he did get down.}} | {{L|Anchor Fish|However, he ''did'' get down.}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|''[happily while raising his arms]'' Hooray!}} | {{L|SpongeBob|''[happily while raising his arms]'' Hooray!}} | ||
{{L|Anchor Fish|Coming up, an interview with a manatee who didn't get what he wanted for his birthday.}} | {{L|Anchor Fish|Coming up, an interview with a manatee who didn't get what he wanted for his birthday.}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|''[sad again]'' Oh, no | {{L|SpongeBob|''[sad again]'' Oh, no!}} | ||
{{L|Anchor Fish|And finally, sad news for Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy fans.}} | {{L|Anchor Fish|And finally, sad news for Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy fans.}} | ||
{{L|''[Squidward excitedly raises up the volume.]''}} | {{L|''[Squidward excitedly raises up the volume.]''}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|''[voice breaks]'' What, what, what?}} | {{L|SpongeBob|''[voice breaks]'' What, what, what?!}} | ||
{{L|Anchor Fish|They will only be showing The Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy Show seven times a day instead of eight—}} | {{L|Anchor Fish|They will only be showing The Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy Show seven times a day instead of eight—}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|''[sweats and changes the channel]'' Let's watch something else Squidward, okay?!}} | {{L|SpongeBob|''[sweats and frantically changes the channel]'' Let's watch something else Squidward, okay?!}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|Fine!}} | {{L|Squidward|Fine!}} | ||
{{L|''[The channel changes to a show where a dad fish is walking out of his house for work while a kid fish plays with a baseball in the yard.]''}} | {{L|''[The channel changes to a show where a dad fish is walking out of his house for work while a kid fish plays with a baseball in the yard.]''}} | ||
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{{L|Squidward|Don't be long. My secret weapon is waiting. ''[gets out sheet music titled "Hearts & Flowers (or Some Such Sad Song)," then chuckles]''}} | {{L|Squidward|Don't be long. My secret weapon is waiting. ''[gets out sheet music titled "Hearts & Flowers (or Some Such Sad Song)," then chuckles]''}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|''[appears holding a tray of tea]'' You said something, Squidward?}} | {{L|SpongeBob|''[appears holding a tray of tea]'' You said something, Squidward?}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|Oh, I just said, "Relax and enjoy the song." ''[begins playing the such sad song on his clarinet. SpongeBob goes stifled, trying to fight back tears. Squidward strains hard playing the last single note, then pants]''}} | {{L|Squidward|Oh, I just said, "Relax and enjoy the song."}} | ||
{{L|''[Squidward begins playing the such sad song on his clarinet. SpongeBob goes stifled, trying to fight back tears. Squidward strains hard playing the last single note, then pants; SpongeBob resists the entire time.]''}} | |||
{{L|SpongeBob|That's a really sad song, Squidward.}} | {{L|SpongeBob|That's a really sad song, Squidward.}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|You're not gonna cry though, are you?}} | {{L|Squidward|You're not gonna cry though, are you?}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|No. ''[Squidward growls. The scallop cuckoo clock then chirps 9:00]'' Time really does fly when you're having fun. Well, I'd better start getting ready for bed. ''[starts to put the tray of tea down]''}} | {{L|SpongeBob|No. ''[Squidward growls. The scallop cuckoo clock then chirps 9:00]'' Time really does fly when you're having fun. Well, I'd better start getting ready for bed. ''[starts to put the tray of tea down]''}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|''[nervously]'' Uh, SpongeBob. No-no-no-no, wait | {{L|Squidward|''[nervously]'' Uh, SpongeBob. No-no-no-no, wait!}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Yes, Squidward?}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Yes, Squidward?}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|How about a bedtime story?}} | {{L|Squidward|How about a bedtime story?}} | ||
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{{L|Squidward|But, he was sad, because...because he was lost... he was lost and very sad. And then, he... he started to cry! ''[SpongeBob begins to choke up]'' He cried, and he cried, and he cried even more ''[SpongeBob strains and fights back the tears]'' And he kept crying and crying and crying and crying and... that's right. You can do it.}} | {{L|Squidward|But, he was sad, because...because he was lost... he was lost and very sad. And then, he... he started to cry! ''[SpongeBob begins to choke up]'' He cried, and he cried, and he cried even more ''[SpongeBob strains and fights back the tears]'' And he kept crying and crying and crying and crying and... that's right. You can do it.}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|''[struggling not to]'' I'm wondering if it might not be so healthy to hold in all my tears, Squidward.}} | {{L|SpongeBob|''[struggling not to]'' I'm wondering if it might not be so healthy to hold in all my tears, Squidward.}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|You're exactly right, SpongeBob. Let it all out. Don't fight the feel... ''[the second hand on the clock ticks closer to midnight]'' Ten, nine... do it, do it, cry... eight, seven, six, five... come on! ''[SpongeBob | {{L|Squidward|You're exactly right, SpongeBob. Let it all out. Don't fight the feel... ''[the second hand on the clock ticks closer to midnight]'' Ten, nine... do it, do it, cry... eight, seven, six, five... come on! ''[SpongeBob resists and groans. The dam inside his brain begins to crack]'' ...four, three, two, one! ''[the dam breaks, and a river of tears rushes out]'' Midnight! ''[sighs. SpongeBob's body is turning wide]'' Well, SpongeBob, it looks like you won the --}} | ||
{{L|''[SpongeBob's eyes burst with tears, shooting a flood towards Squidward and smacking him against the wall. The tears shoot out the windows, door crack, chimney, and other holes in his house. They spread to Patrick's house, causing an entire waterfall inside.]''}} | {{L|''[SpongeBob's eyes burst with tears, shooting a flood towards Squidward and smacking him against the wall. The tears shoot out the windows, door crack, chimney, and other holes in his house. They spread to Patrick's house, causing an entire waterfall inside.]''}} | ||
{{L|Patrick|Wow, what a great show | {{L|Patrick|Wow, what a great show!}} | ||
{{L|''[The tears flood the Krusty Krab.]''}} | {{L|''[The tears flood the Krusty Krab.]''}} | ||
{{L|Mr. Krabs|''[standing on his desk, holding a fat stack of money away from the tears]'' Well, at least we're still together, little ones.}} | {{L|Mr. Krabs|''[standing on his desk, holding a fat stack of money away from the tears]'' Well, at least we're still together, little ones.}} | ||
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