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{{L|Patrick|Come in, SpongeBob. Hello? Hello?}}
{{L|Patrick|Come in, SpongeBob. Hello? Hello?}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Hey! I can hear you in my head! This is great! While I'm taking the test, you can give me all the answers. ''[SpongeBob notices the antenna sticking out]'' Wait a minute, Patrick. Won't I look silly with this antenna coming out of my head? ''[Patrick puts a tall hat over the antenna. Next, we see a big telescope peeking out SpongeBob's upstairs window]''}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Hey! I can hear you in my head! This is great! While I'm taking the test, you can give me all the answers. ''[SpongeBob notices the antenna sticking out]'' Wait a minute, Patrick. Won't I look silly with this antenna coming out of my head? ''[Patrick puts a tall hat over the antenna. Next, we see a big telescope peeking out SpongeBob's upstairs window]''}}
{{L|Patrick|''[through walkie-talkie]'' Pat to Sponge, Pat to Sponge, testing, testing. ''[looking through the telescope at SpongeBob]'' Testing, testing, testing, testing, testing, testing! Testing!! ''[yells]'' Testing! Ah! Test. Do you read?!}}
{{L|Patrick|''[through walkie-talkie]'' Pat to Sponge, Pat to Sponge, testing, testing. ''[looking through the telescope at SpongeBob]'' Testing, testing, testing, testing, testing, testing! Testing!! ''[loudly]'' Testing! ''[screams]'' Test. Do you read?!}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Sponge to Pat, I read you loud and clear, over. Patrick: ''[through walkie-talkie]'' Got your apple ready? ''[SpongeBob shows an apple]'' Lucky undergarments? Hold on. Hold on. ''[Patrick focuses in on the underwear with the telescope to reveal the word lucky on the top of it]'' Bingo! Underwear, apple, and me. You're ready to get that license. Uh-oh, here comes Mrs. Puff! Act natural. ''[SpongeBob jumps out of the boat and on the ground and starts chewing grass]''}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Sponge to Pat, I read you loud and clear, over. Patrick: ''[through walkie-talkie]'' Got your apple ready? ''[SpongeBob shows an apple]'' Lucky undergarments? Hold on. Hold on. ''[Patrick focuses in on the underwear with the telescope to reveal the word lucky on the top of it]'' Bingo! Underwear, apple, and me. You're ready to get that license. Uh-oh, here comes Mrs. Puff! Act natural. ''[SpongeBob jumps out of the boat and on the ground and starts chewing grass]''}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Moo.}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Moo.}}
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{{L|Mrs. Puff|Yes, yes, yes! ''[SpongeBob pushes lever down to drive]'' Put it in drive. Then what?}}
{{L|Mrs. Puff|Yes, yes, yes! ''[SpongeBob pushes lever down to drive]'' Put it in drive. Then what?}}
{{L|SpongeBob|''[lifts leg up]'' Floor it?}}
{{L|SpongeBob|''[lifts leg up]'' Floor it?}}
{{L|Mrs. Puff|No! Ahh! No-o-o.}}
{{L|Mrs. Puff|No! ''[screams]''}}
{{L|Patrick|''[through walkie-talkie]'' Freeze, mister! ''[SpongeBob stops]'' Big toe. ''[SpongeBob's big toe pops out of his shoe and gently pushes the accelerator down]''}}
{{L|Patrick|''[through walkie-talkie]'' Freeze, mister! ''[SpongeBob stops]'' Big toe. ''[SpongeBob's big toe pops out of his shoe and gently pushes the accelerator down]''}}
{{L|Mrs. Puff|Oh gracious. Oh gracious! Oh-oh. Ha-ha! Ah, we haven't crashed yet.}}
{{L|Mrs. Puff|Oh gracious. Oh gracious! Oh-oh. Ha-ha! Ah, we haven't crashed yet.}}
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{{L|Patrick|''[through walkie-talkie]'' Right. ''[SpongeBob turns right]''}}
{{L|Patrick|''[through walkie-talkie]'' Right. ''[SpongeBob turns right]''}}
{{L|Mrs. Puff|Oh! Oh my, this is splendid, SpongeBob. You're doing fine. ''[SpongeBob stops at a stop sign and looks both ways before starting to drive again. Then drives around with his left arm out making a signal. Patrick still talking to SpongeBob through the walkie-talkie as SpongeBob drives over a big hill in the road. As Mrs. Puff writes a couple things on her clipboard, Patrick is putting on another pair of SquarePants. SpongeBob pulls back on the boat and the boat jumps in the air over a big anchor. Patrick finds SpongeBob's diary and begins to read and laugh at it as SpongeBob jumps off a ramp through a ring of fire. Fred is walking across the course but SpongeBob stops the boat and helps him walk across. He gets back in the boat as Patrick is eating out of SpongeBob's fridge. SpongeBob is sitting back and driving with his feet and driving upside down]'' Splendid! Wonderful! ''[sign that reads finish line is just ahead]'' There's the finish line. It's unbelievable. You've shown the most spectacular improvement of any student I've ever seen. What's your secret? A little radio in your head? ''[everyone laughs]'' Oh, and under that hat is some kind of, uhh, antenna? ''[everyone laughs]'' And some guy miles away from here is giving you all the answers? ''[everyone laughs]'' Oh, yes, but that would be cheating. ''[SpongeBob opens his eyes wide realizing he is cheating]''}}
{{L|Mrs. Puff|Oh! Oh my, this is splendid, SpongeBob. You're doing fine. ''[SpongeBob stops at a stop sign and looks both ways before starting to drive again. Then drives around with his left arm out making a signal. Patrick still talking to SpongeBob through the walkie-talkie as SpongeBob drives over a big hill in the road. As Mrs. Puff writes a couple things on her clipboard, Patrick is putting on another pair of SquarePants. SpongeBob pulls back on the boat and the boat jumps in the air over a big anchor. Patrick finds SpongeBob's diary and begins to read and laugh at it as SpongeBob jumps off a ramp through a ring of fire. Fred is walking across the course but SpongeBob stops the boat and helps him walk across. He gets back in the boat as Patrick is eating out of SpongeBob's fridge. SpongeBob is sitting back and driving with his feet and driving upside down]'' Splendid! Wonderful! ''[sign that reads finish line is just ahead]'' There's the finish line. It's unbelievable. You've shown the most spectacular improvement of any student I've ever seen. What's your secret? A little radio in your head? ''[everyone laughs]'' Oh, and under that hat is some kind of, uhh, antenna? ''[everyone laughs]'' And some guy miles away from here is giving you all the answers? ''[everyone laughs]'' Oh, yes, but that would be cheating. ''[SpongeBob opens his eyes wide realizing he is cheating]''}}
{{L|Patrick|Haha! Cheating! Haha! Haha!}}
{{L|Patrick|Cheating! ''[laughing hysterically]''}}
{{L|SpongeBob|I'm cheating. Mrs Puff!}}
{{L|SpongeBob|I'm cheating. Mrs Puff!}}
{{L|Mrs. Puff|Yes, my star pupil?}}
{{L|Mrs. Puff|Yes, my star pupil?}}
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{{L|Gary|''[with SpongeBob's bike]'' Meow.}}
{{L|Gary|''[with SpongeBob's bike]'' Meow.}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Gary! My bike! You found it! This sponge is still mobile! ''[rides away on his bike]'' Alright, let's go surprise someone at the hospital!}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Gary! My bike! You found it! This sponge is still mobile! ''[rides away on his bike]'' Alright, let's go surprise someone at the hospital!}}
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