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{{L|Gary|Meow. ''[SpongeBob's bed bounces up and flings SpongeBob onto the calendar, where he lands on March 3rd with the words "boating exam today!" on it then drops to the floor]'' The big boating exam is today! I've never felt so capable! ''[A door opens from underneath him. He comes out of his house riding a unicycle]'' I'm ready, I'm ready, I'm ready. Squidward! Squidward!}} | {{L|Gary|Meow. ''[SpongeBob's bed bounces up and flings SpongeBob onto the calendar, where he lands on March 3rd with the words "boating exam today!" on it then drops to the floor]'' The big boating exam is today! I've never felt so capable! ''[A door opens from underneath him. He comes out of his house riding a unicycle]'' I'm ready, I'm ready, I'm ready. Squidward! Squidward!}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|What?}} | {{L|Squidward|What?}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|I'm ready, Squidward! ''[SpongeBob rides his unicycle around | {{L|SpongeBob|I'm ready, Squidward! ''[SpongeBob rides his unicycle around Squidward's house]''}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|Ready to move?}} | {{L|Squidward|Ready to move?}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|No, I'm ready to pass my boating test. ''[Rides his unicycle towards the school]'' I'm ready, I'm ready, I'm | {{L|SpongeBob|No, I'm ready to pass my boating test. ''[Rides his unicycle towards the school]'' I'm ready, I'm ready, I'm ready... ''[stops his unicycle near a dumpster and jumps off of it]'' I'm ready-eady-eady-eady-eady-eady-eady-eady-ready. Well, pal, I won't be needing you anymore. ''[throws the unicycle into the dumpster]'' I'm ready, I'm ready, I'm ready! Oh, yeah! I'm ready!}} | ||
{{L|Gus|Whoo-hoo-hoo-hoo! Yes! Hey, I just got my license!}} | {{L|Gus|Whoo-hoo-hoo-hoo! Yes! Hey, I just got my license!}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|''[snaps fingers]'' Hey, I'm getting mine next!}} | {{L|SpongeBob|''[snaps fingers]'' Hey, I'm getting mine next!}} | ||
{{L|Gus|Hey, I doubt it! ''[walks off]''}} | {{L|Gus|Hey, I doubt it! ''[walks off]''}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob| | {{L|SpongeBob|Okay, see you on the road. I'm ready! Here I come, Mrs. Puff! I'm ready, I'm ready, I'm ready, I'm ready, I'm ready, I'm ready, I'm ready. ''[jumps around the boardwalk]''}} | ||
{{L|Mrs. Puff|''[sighs]'' I'm not ready. ''[opens the door]''}} | {{L|Mrs. Puff|''[sighs]'' I'm not ready. ''[opens the door]''}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Hi, Mrs. Puff! Today is the day I'm going to pass my boating exam!}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Hi, Mrs. Puff! Today is the day I'm going to pass my boating exam!}} | ||
{{L|Mrs. Puff|''[with clipboard and pen in hand]'' We'll see about that, SpongeBob. First we must...}} | {{L|Mrs. Puff|''[with clipboard and pen in hand]'' We'll see about that, SpongeBob. First we must...}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|First I must pass the oral exam. I am confident in my abilities to successfully succeed.}} | {{L|SpongeBob|First I must pass the oral exam. I am confident in my abilities to successfully succeed.}} | ||
{{L|Mrs. Puff|I know. | {{L|Mrs. Puff|I know. Okay, #1: What is the front of the boat?}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|The bow. ''[Mrs. Puff writes down his answer]''}} | {{L|SpongeBob|The bow. ''[Mrs. Puff writes down his answer]''}} | ||
{{L|Mrs. Puff|What is the back?}} | {{L|Mrs. Puff|What is the back?}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Stern. ''[Mrs. Puff writes down his answer]''}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Stern. ''[Mrs. Puff writes down his answer]''}} | ||
{{L|Mrs. Puff|#3: Right | {{L|Mrs. Puff|#3: Right is...}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Starboard. ''[answers the remaining questions]'' Port. Skipper. Deck. Cabin. Galley. Keel. 1924. ''[Mrs. Puff writes down his answers]''}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Starboard. ''[answers the remaining questions]'' Port. Skipper. Deck. Cabin. Galley. Keel. 1924. ''[Mrs. Puff writes down his answers]''}} | ||
{{L|Mrs. Puff|You've | {{L|Mrs. Puff|You've passed the oral test. What a surprise! ''[gets in the boat and secures herself tightly]'' Now it's time to once again take the driving portion of the exam. Okay, SpongeBob, get in the boat.}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Oh, in this boat right here? ''[looks at his watch]'' Is it time already?}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Oh, in this boat right here? ''[looks at his watch]'' Is it time already?}} | ||
{{L|Mrs. Puff|Get in the boat, SpongeBob.}} | {{L|Mrs. Puff|Get in the boat, SpongeBob.}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Oh yeah, absolutely. ''[gets in]''}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Oh yeah, absolutely. ''[gets in]''}} | ||
{{L|Mrs. Puff|All you have to do is get on the track. ''[looks ahead to the track that gets longer and longer]'' | {{L|Mrs. Puff|All you have to do is get on the track. ''[looks ahead to the track that gets longer and longer]'' Okay, SpongeBob, what's the first thing you do?}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|1924?}} | {{L|SpongeBob|1924?}} | ||
{{L|Mrs. Puff|No, no. First thing is to start the boat. ''[Mrs. Puff turns the engine on and SpongeBob goes crazy]'' SpongeBob? SpongeBob? Relax, it's only the boat.}} | {{L|Mrs. Puff|No, no. First thing is to start the boat. ''[Mrs. Puff turns the engine on and SpongeBob goes crazy]'' SpongeBob? SpongeBob? Relax, it's only the boat.}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|The boat?}} | {{L|SpongeBob|The boat?}} | ||
{{L|Mrs. Puff| | {{L|Mrs. Puff|Okay, now what do you do next?}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Floor it?}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Floor it?}} | ||
{{L|Mrs. Puff|Yes...no, no! Don't floor it.}} | {{L|Mrs. Puff|Yes... no, no! Don't floor it.}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Floor it?}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Floor it?}} | ||
{{L|Mrs. Puff|No, no, don't, don't floor it.}} | {{L|Mrs. Puff|No, no, don't, don't floor it.}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob| | {{L|SpongeBob|Okay, floor it.}} | ||
{{L|Mrs. Puff|No! No! ''[SpongeBob pushes the accelerator down and starts driving backwards really fast by some spectators and drives into a building. After crashing, Mrs. Puff becomes big | {{L|Mrs. Puff|No! No! ''[SpongeBob pushes the accelerator down and starts driving backwards really fast by some spectators and drives into a building. After crashing, Mrs. Puff becomes big and round with a deep voice]'' Oh, SpongeBob, why?}} | ||
{{L|Fred|My leg!}} | {{L|Fred|My leg!}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|''[in his bed]'' I don't know why, Gary. I don't know. I'm tired of failing that boating test. I've already taken it thirty-seven times.}} | {{L|SpongeBob|''[in his bed]'' I don't know why, Gary. I don't know. I'm tired of failing that boating test. I've already taken it thirty-seven times.}} | ||
{{L|Gary|Meow.}} | {{L|Gary|Meow.}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob| | {{L|SpongeBob|Okay, thirty-eight. ''[puts his pillow on his head]''}} | ||
{{L|Gary|''[puts on | {{L|Gary|''[puts on SpongeBob's boots]'' Meow.}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|No, Gary, I'm not walking.}} | {{L|SpongeBob|No, Gary, I'm not walking.}} | ||
{{L|Patrick|''[over walkie-talkie in SpongeBob's bed]'' SpongeBob, this is star ranger, over.}} | {{L|Patrick|''[over walkie-talkie in SpongeBob's bed]'' SpongeBob, this is star ranger, over.}} | ||
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{{L|SpongeBob|''[through walkie-talkie]'' Oh, Patrick, I'm not in the mood.}} | {{L|SpongeBob|''[through walkie-talkie]'' Oh, Patrick, I'm not in the mood.}} | ||
{{L|Patrick|''[through walkie-talkie]'' Get out of bed. ''[SpongeBob gets out of bed]''}} | {{L|Patrick|''[through walkie-talkie]'' Get out of bed. ''[SpongeBob gets out of bed]''}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|''[through walkie-talkie]'' | {{L|SpongeBob|''[through walkie-talkie]'' Okay, now what, Patrick?}} | ||
{{L|Patrick|''[through walkie-talkie]'' Go to your closet for a surprise. ''[SpongeBob slides down a room and stands up in front of his closet door]''}} | {{L|Patrick|''[through walkie-talkie]'' Go to your closet for a surprise. ''[SpongeBob slides down a room and stands up in front of his closet door]''}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|''[through walkie-talkie]'' | {{L|SpongeBob|''[through walkie-talkie]'' Okay, I'm at the closet.}} | ||
{{L|Patrick|''[through walkie-talkie]'' Listen carefully. What's pink and square at the same time?}} | {{L|Patrick|''[through walkie-talkie]'' Listen carefully. What's pink and square at the same time?}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|''[through walkie-talkie]'' I don't know, Patrick. ''[SpongeBob opens the closet door and Patrick has one of SpongeBob's SquarePants on]''}} | {{L|SpongeBob|''[through walkie-talkie]'' I don't know, Patrick. ''[SpongeBob opens the closet door and Patrick has one of SpongeBob's SquarePants on]''}} | ||
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{{L|SpongeBob|I can't pass my boating exam. I've taken it thirty-seven...}} | {{L|SpongeBob|I can't pass my boating exam. I've taken it thirty-seven...}} | ||
{{L|Gary|Meow.}} | {{L|Gary|Meow.}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|...uhh, thirty-eight times. I know all the answers... ''[ | {{L|SpongeBob|...uhh, thirty-eight times. I know all the answers... ''[Patrick's square pants rip off]'' ...until I get behind the wheel. I just need something to help me think straight.}} | ||
{{L|Patrick|Thinking straight is what I do. You drive and I'll do all the thinking for you. ''[takes SpongeBob's walkie-talkie]''}} | {{L|Patrick|Thinking straight is what I do. You drive and I'll do all the thinking for you. ''[takes SpongeBob's walkie-talkie]''}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|How are we going to do that? ''[Patrick puts a walkie-talkie into SpongeBob's head with the antenna coming out of the top]''}} | {{L|SpongeBob|How are we going to do that? ''[Patrick puts a walkie-talkie into SpongeBob's head with the antenna coming out of the top]''}} | ||
{{L|Patrick|Come in, SpongeBob. Hello? Hello?}} | {{L|Patrick|Come in, SpongeBob. Hello? Hello?}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Hey! I can hear you in my head! This is great! While I'm taking the test, you can give me all the answers. ''[SpongeBob notices the antenna sticking out]'' Wait a minute, Patrick. Won't I look silly with this antenna coming out of my head? ''[Patrick puts a tall hat over the antenna. Next, we see a big telescope peeking out SpongeBob's upstairs window]''}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Hey! I can hear you in my head! This is great! While I'm taking the test, you can give me all the answers. ''[SpongeBob notices the antenna sticking out]'' Wait a minute, Patrick. Won't I look silly with this antenna coming out of my head? ''[Patrick puts a tall hat over the antenna. Next, we see a big telescope peeking out SpongeBob's upstairs window]''}} | ||
{{L|Patrick|''[through walkie-talkie]'' Pat to Sponge, Pat to Sponge, testing, testing. ''[looking through the telescope at SpongeBob]'' Testing, testing, testing, testing, testing, testing! Testing | {{L|Patrick|''[through walkie-talkie]'' Pat to Sponge, Pat to Sponge, testing, testing. ''[looking through the telescope at SpongeBob]'' Testing, testing, testing, testing, testing, testing! Testing! ''[loudly]'' Testing! ''[screams]'' Test. Do you read?!}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Sponge to Pat, I read you loud and clear, over. }} | {{L|SpongeBob|Sponge to Pat, I read you loud and clear, over. }} | ||
{{L|Patrick|''[through walkie-talkie]'' Got your apple ready? ''[SpongeBob shows an apple]'' Lucky undergarments? Hold on. Hold on. ''[Patrick focuses in on the underwear with the telescope to reveal the word lucky on the top of it]'' Bingo! Underwear, apple, and me. You're ready to get that license. Uh-oh, here comes Mrs. Puff! Act natural. ''[SpongeBob jumps out of the boat and on the ground and starts chewing grass]''}} | {{L|Patrick|''[through walkie-talkie]'' Got your apple ready? ''[SpongeBob shows an apple]'' Lucky undergarments? Hold on. Hold on. ''[Patrick focuses in on the underwear with the telescope to reveal the word lucky on the top of it]'' Bingo! Underwear, apple, and me. You're ready to get that license. Uh-oh, here comes Mrs. Puff! Act natural. ''[SpongeBob jumps out of the boat and on the ground and starts chewing grass]''}} | ||
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{{L|SpongeBob|Mrs. Puff. Mrs. Puff!}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Mrs. Puff. Mrs. Puff!}} | ||
{{L|Mrs. Puff|Whoa-ho! Huh? What?}} | {{L|Mrs. Puff|Whoa-ho! Huh? What?}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|It's | {{L|SpongeBob|It's okay, it's only the boat.}} | ||
{{L|Mrs. Puff|The boat? You started the boat?}} | {{L|Mrs. Puff|The boat? You started the boat?}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|I... I think so.}} | {{L|SpongeBob|I... I think so.}} | ||
{{L|Mrs. Puff|Oh. Well...what's the second thing you do?}} | {{L|Mrs. Puff|Oh. Well... what's the second thing you do?}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|1924?}} | {{L|SpongeBob|1924?}} | ||
{{L|Patrick|''[through walkie-talkie]'' No, no, put it in drive.}} | {{L|Patrick|''[through walkie-talkie]'' No, no, put it in drive.}} | ||
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{{L|Patrick|''[through walkie-talkie]'' Freeze, mister! ''[SpongeBob stops]'' Big toe. ''[SpongeBob's big toe pops out of his shoe and gently pushes the accelerator down]''}} | {{L|Patrick|''[through walkie-talkie]'' Freeze, mister! ''[SpongeBob stops]'' Big toe. ''[SpongeBob's big toe pops out of his shoe and gently pushes the accelerator down]''}} | ||
{{L|Mrs. Puff|Oh gracious. Oh gracious! Oh-oh. Ha-ha! Ah, we haven't crashed yet.}} | {{L|Mrs. Puff|Oh gracious. Oh gracious! Oh-oh. Ha-ha! Ah, we haven't crashed yet.}} | ||
{{L|Patrick|''[through walkie-talkie]'' | {{L|Patrick|''[through walkie-talkie]'' Okay, you're coming to your first turn. ''[giant wall with the word wall on it is shown and a left curve]''}} | ||
{{L|Mrs. Puff|Oh no, the first turn. Please, tell me you know what to do at the first turn.}} | {{L|Mrs. Puff|Oh no, the first turn. Please, tell me you know what to do at the first turn.}} | ||
{{L|Patrick|''[through walkie-talkie]'' Left. ''[SpongeBob turns left]''}} | {{L|Patrick|''[through walkie-talkie]'' Left. ''[SpongeBob turns left]''}} | ||
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{{L|Mrs. Puff|What's that, dear? ''[SpongeBob takes a hold of Mrs. Puff]''}} | {{L|Mrs. Puff|What's that, dear? ''[SpongeBob takes a hold of Mrs. Puff]''}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|I think I am cheating!}} | {{L|SpongeBob|I think I am cheating!}} | ||
{{L|Mrs. Puff|You've...you've let go of the wheel.}} | {{L|Mrs. Puff|You've... you've let go of the wheel.}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|I do have an antenna under my hat. ''[shows antennae under hat]'' There is a guy giving me all the answers. It's all true! ''[crying]'' I'm cheating! I'm cheating! I'm cheating!}} | {{L|SpongeBob|I do have an antenna under my hat. ''[shows antennae under hat]'' There is a guy giving me all the answers. It's all true! ''[crying]'' I'm cheating! I'm cheating! I'm cheating!}} | ||
{{L|Patrick|What? ''[Patrick runs out of SpongeBob's house and back under his rock]''}} | {{L|Patrick|What? ''[Patrick runs out of SpongeBob's house and back under his rock]''}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|I'm sorry, Mrs. Puff! I'm sorry!}} | {{L|SpongeBob|I'm sorry, Mrs. Puff! I'm sorry!}} | ||
{{L|Mrs. Puff|''[packing]'' The wheel, SpongeBob! The wheel...}} | {{L|Mrs. Puff|''[packing]'' The wheel, SpongeBob! The wheel...}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Cheating...I'm a cheater! Cheater...}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Cheating... I'm a cheater! Cheater...}} | ||
{{L|Mrs. Puff|No, no, no! It's quite alright! you can cheat!}} | {{L|Mrs. Puff|No, no, no! It's quite alright! you can cheat!}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|No...I'm cheating...!}} | {{L|SpongeBob|No... I'm cheating...!}} | ||
{{L|Mrs. Puff|At least, SpongeBob...}} | {{L|Mrs. Puff|At least, SpongeBob...}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Cheating!}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Cheating!}} | ||
{{L|Mrs. Puff|Cheat that way!}} | {{L|Mrs. Puff|Cheat that way!}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|I'm a cheater, cheater, pumpkin eater!}} | {{L|SpongeBob|I'm a cheater, cheater, pumpkin eater!}} | ||
{{L|Mrs. Puff|It's | {{L|Mrs. Puff|It's okay to cheat today!}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|No | {{L|SpongeBob|No...!}} | ||
{{L|Mrs. Puff|That way! Cheat that way!}} | {{L|Mrs. Puff|That way! Cheat that way!}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Cheater...! ''[crashes off screen into the lighthouse again, Mrs. Puff inflates again]''}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Cheater...! ''[crashes off screen into the lighthouse again, Mrs. Puff inflates again]''}} | ||
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{{L|Fred|My leg!}} | {{L|Fred|My leg!}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Uhh, I'm sorry for letting you down again, Mrs. Puff.}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Uhh, I'm sorry for letting you down again, Mrs. Puff.}} | ||
{{L|Mrs. Puff|It's | {{L|Mrs. Puff|It's okay, SpongeBob, you didn't mean it. Okay, boys, take me away. ''[EMTs shove Mrs. Puff into the ambulance]''}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Don't worry, Mrs. Puff. I'll try harder next semester. ''[Mrs. Puff screams as she is taken away by the ambulance]'' It'll be great! ''[walks away]'' Only now I don't even have my bike.}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Don't worry, Mrs. Puff. I'll try harder next semester. ''[Mrs. Puff screams as she is taken away by the ambulance]'' It'll be great! ''[walks away]'' Only now I don't even have my bike.}} | ||
{{L|Gary|''[with SpongeBob's bike]'' Meow.}} | {{L|Gary|''[with SpongeBob's bike]'' Meow.}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Gary! My bike! You found it! This sponge is still mobile! ''[rides away on his bike]'' Alright, let's go surprise someone at the hospital!}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Gary! My bike! You found it! This sponge is still mobile! ''[rides away on his bike]'' Alright, let's go surprise someone at the hospital!}} | ||
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