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{{L|SpongeBob|The big boating exam is today! I've never felt so capable! ''[A door opens from underneath him. He comes out of his house riding a unicycle]'' I'm ready, I'm ready, I'm ready. Squidward! Squidward!}} | {{L|SpongeBob|The big boating exam is today! I've never felt so capable! ''[A door opens from underneath him. He comes out of his house riding a unicycle]'' I'm ready, I'm ready, I'm ready. Squidward! Squidward!}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|What?}} | {{L|Squidward|What?}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|I'm ready, Squidward! ''[ | {{L|SpongeBob|I'm ready, Squidward! ''[rides his unicycle around Squidward's house]''}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|Ready to move?}} | {{L|Squidward|Ready to move?}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|No, I'm ready to pass my boating test. ''[ | {{L|SpongeBob|No, I'm ready to pass my boating test. ''[rides his unicycle towards the school]'' I'm ready, I'm ready, I'm ready... ''[stops his unicycle near a dumpster and jumps off of it]'' I'm ready-eady-eady-eady-eady-eady-eady-eady-ready. Well, pal, I won't be needing you anymore. ''[throws the unicycle into the dumpster]'' I'm ready, I'm ready, I'm ready! Oh, yeah! I'm ready!}} | ||
{{L|Gus|Whoo-hoo-hoo-hoo! Yes! Hey, I just got my license!}} | {{L|Gus|Whoo-hoo-hoo-hoo! Yes! Hey, I just got my license!}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|''[snaps fingers]'' Hey, I'm getting mine next!}} | {{L|SpongeBob|''[snaps his fingers]'' Hey, I'm getting mine next!}} | ||
{{L|Gus|Hey, I doubt it! ''[walks off]''}} | {{L|Gus|Hey, I doubt it! ''[walks off]''}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Okay, see you on the road. I'm ready! Here I come, Mrs. Puff! I'm ready, I'm ready, I'm ready, I'm ready, I'm ready, I'm ready, I'm ready. ''[jumps around the boardwalk. Camera goes inside the school, as a female pufferfish looks out the window and sees SpongeBob jumping around.]''}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Okay, see you on the road. I'm ready! Here I come, Mrs. Puff! I'm ready, I'm ready, I'm ready, I'm ready, I'm ready, I'm ready, I'm ready. ''[jumps around the boardwalk. Camera goes inside the school, as a female pufferfish looks out the window and sees SpongeBob jumping around.]''}} | ||
{{L|Mrs. Puff|''[sighs]'' I'm not ready. ''[opens the door]''}} | {{L|Mrs. Puff|''[sighs]'' I'm not ready. ''[opens the door]''}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Hi, Mrs. Puff! Today is the day I'm going to pass my boating exam!}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Hi, Mrs. Puff! Today is the day I'm going to pass my boating exam!}} | ||
{{L|Mrs. Puff|''[with clipboard and pen in hand]'' We'll see about that, SpongeBob. First we must...}} | {{L|Mrs. Puff|''[with a clipboard and a pen in hand]'' We'll see about that, SpongeBob. First we must...}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|First I must pass the oral exam. I am confident in my abilities to successfully succeed.}} | {{L|SpongeBob|First I must pass the oral exam. I am confident in my abilities to successfully succeed.}} | ||
{{L|Mrs. Puff|I know. Okay, #1: What is the front of the boat?}} | {{L|Mrs. Puff|I know. Okay, #1: What is the front of the boat?}} | ||
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{{L|SpongeBob|Oh, in this boat right here? ''[looks at his watch]'' Is it time already?}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Oh, in this boat right here? ''[looks at his watch]'' Is it time already?}} | ||
{{L|Mrs. Puff|Get in the boat, SpongeBob.}} | {{L|Mrs. Puff|Get in the boat, SpongeBob.}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Oh yeah, absolutely. ''[gets in and closes eyes with a smile]''}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Oh yeah, absolutely. ''[gets in and closes his eyes with a smile]''}} | ||
{{L|Mrs. Puff|All you have to do is get on the track.}} | {{L|Mrs. Puff|All you have to do is get on the track.}} | ||
{{L|''[SpongeBob's eyes spring open in awe; he looks ahead to the track that gets longer and longer in delusion]''}} | {{L|''[SpongeBob's eyes spring open in awe; he looks ahead to the track that gets longer and longer in delusion]''}} | ||
{{L|Mrs. Puff|Okay, SpongeBob, what's the first thing you do?}} | {{L|Mrs. Puff|Okay, SpongeBob, what's the first thing you do?}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|1924...?}} | {{L|SpongeBob|1924...?}} | ||
{{L|Mrs. Puff|No, no. First thing is to start the boat. ''[ | {{L|Mrs. Puff|No, no. First thing is to start the boat. ''[turns the engine on and SpongeBob goes crazy]'' SpongeBob? SpongeBob? Relax, it's only the boat.}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|The boat?}} | {{L|SpongeBob|The boat?}} | ||
{{L|Mrs. Puff|Okay, now what do you do next?}} | {{L|Mrs. Puff|Okay, now what do you do next?}} | ||
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{{L|SpongeBob|''[through walkie-talkie]'' Okay, I'm at the closet.}} | {{L|SpongeBob|''[through walkie-talkie]'' Okay, I'm at the closet.}} | ||
{{L|Patrick|''[through walkie-talkie]'' Listen carefully. What's pink and square at the same time?}} | {{L|Patrick|''[through walkie-talkie]'' Listen carefully. What's pink and square at the same time?}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|''[through walkie-talkie]'' I don't know, Patrick. ''[ | {{L|SpongeBob|''[through walkie-talkie]'' I don't know, Patrick. ''[opens the closet door and Patrick has one of SpongeBob's SquarePants on]''}} | ||
{{L|Patrick|Patrick SquarePants!}} | {{L|Patrick|Patrick SquarePants!}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|''[deadpan]'' Pat, don't do that. ''[sits in a chair]'' I've got too much to worry about.}} | {{L|SpongeBob|''[deadpan]'' Pat, don't do that. ''[sits in a chair]'' I've got too much to worry about.}} | ||
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{{L|SpongeBob|How are we going to do that? ''[Patrick puts a walkie-talkie into SpongeBob's head with the antenna coming out of the top]''}} | {{L|SpongeBob|How are we going to do that? ''[Patrick puts a walkie-talkie into SpongeBob's head with the antenna coming out of the top]''}} | ||
{{L|Patrick|Come in, SpongeBob. Hello? Hello?}} | {{L|Patrick|Come in, SpongeBob. Hello? Hello?}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Hey! I can hear you in my head! This is great! While I'm taking the test, you can give me all the answers. ''[ | {{L|SpongeBob|Hey! I can hear you in my head! This is great! While I'm taking the test, you can give me all the answers. ''[notices the antenna sticking out]'' Wait a minute, Patrick. Won't I look silly with this antenna coming out of my head? ''[Patrick puts a tall hat over the antenna. Next, we see a big telescope peeking out SpongeBob's upstairs window]''}} | ||
{{L|Patrick|''[through walkie-talkie]'' Pat to Sponge, Pat to Sponge, testing, testing. ''[looking through the telescope at SpongeBob]'' Testing, testing, testing, testing, testing, testing! Testing! ''[loudly]'' Testing! ''[screams]'' Test. Do you read?!}} | {{L|Patrick|''[through walkie-talkie]'' Pat to Sponge, Pat to Sponge, testing, testing. ''[looking through the telescope at SpongeBob]'' Testing, testing, testing, testing, testing, testing! Testing! ''[loudly]'' Testing! ''[screams]'' Test. Do you read?!}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Sponge to Pat, I read you loud and clear, over. }} | {{L|SpongeBob|Sponge to Pat, I read you loud and clear, over. }} | ||
{{L|Patrick|''[through walkie-talkie]'' Got your apple ready? ''[SpongeBob shows an apple]'' Lucky undergarments? Hold on. Hold on. ''[ | {{L|Patrick|''[through walkie-talkie]'' Got your apple ready? ''[SpongeBob shows an apple]'' Lucky undergarments? Hold on. Hold on. ''[focuses in on the underwear with the telescope to reveal the word lucky on the top of it]'' Bingo! Underwear, apple, and me. You're ready to get that license. Uh-oh, here comes Mrs. Puff! Act natural. ''[SpongeBob jumps out of the boat and on the ground on all fours and starts chewing grass like a cow]''}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Moo.}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Moo.}} | ||
{{L|Patrick|''[through walkie-talkie]'' No, no, get in the boat! ''[SpongeBob jumps in the boat. A siren is heard as Mrs. Puff comes out an ambulance and into the boat]'' Give her the apple. ''[SpongeBob gives her the apple]''}} | {{L|Patrick|''[through walkie-talkie]'' No, no, get in the boat! ''[SpongeBob jumps in the boat. A siren is heard as Mrs. Puff comes out an ambulance and into the boat]'' Give her the apple. ''[SpongeBob gives her the apple]''}} | ||
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{{L|Patrick|''[through walkie-talkie]'' Freeze, mister! ''[SpongeBob stops]'' Big toe. ''[SpongeBob's big toe pops out of his shoe and gently pushes the accelerator down]''}} | {{L|Patrick|''[through walkie-talkie]'' Freeze, mister! ''[SpongeBob stops]'' Big toe. ''[SpongeBob's big toe pops out of his shoe and gently pushes the accelerator down]''}} | ||
{{L|Mrs. Puff|Oh, gracious. Oh, gracious! Oh-oh. Ha-ha! Ah, we haven't crashed yet.}} | {{L|Mrs. Puff|Oh, gracious. Oh, gracious! Oh-oh. Ha-ha! Ah, we haven't crashed yet.}} | ||
{{L|Patrick|''[through walkie-talkie]'' Okay, you're coming to your first turn. ''[giant wall with the word wall on it is shown and a left curve]''}} | {{L|Patrick|''[through walkie-talkie]'' Okay, you're coming to your first turn. ''[a giant wall with the word wall on it is shown and a left curve]''}} | ||
{{L|Mrs. Puff|Oh no, the first turn. Please, tell me you know what to do at the first turn!}} | {{L|Mrs. Puff|Oh no, the first turn. Please, tell me you know what to do at the first turn!}} | ||
{{L|Patrick|''[through walkie-talkie]'' Left! ''[SpongeBob turns left]''}} | {{L|Patrick|''[through walkie-talkie]'' Left! ''[SpongeBob turns left]''}} | ||
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{{L|SpongeBob|I think I am cheating!}} | {{L|SpongeBob|I think I am cheating!}} | ||
{{L|Mrs. Puff|You've... you've let go of the wheel.}} | {{L|Mrs. Puff|You've... you've let go of the wheel.}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|I do have an antenna under my hat! ''[shows antennae under hat]'' There is a guy giving me all the answers! It's all true! ''[crying]'' I'm cheating! I'm cheating! I'm cheating!}} | {{L|SpongeBob|I do have an antenna under my hat! ''[shows the antennae under his hat]'' There is a guy giving me all the answers! It's all true! ''[crying]'' I'm cheating! I'm cheating! I'm cheating!}} | ||
{{L|Patrick|What?! ''[ | {{L|Patrick|What?! ''[runs out of SpongeBob's house and back under his rock, crying]''}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|I'm sorry, Mrs. Puff! I'm sorry!}} | {{L|SpongeBob|I'm sorry, Mrs. Puff! I'm sorry!}} | ||
{{L|Mrs. Puff|''[panicking]'' The wheel, SpongeBob! The wheel...}} | {{L|Mrs. Puff|''[panicking]'' The wheel, SpongeBob! The wheel...}} | ||
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