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{{L|Flying Dutchman|Alright, alright, stop your crying. I'll give you another chance, but you must always be generous, never cheap.}} | {{L|Flying Dutchman|Alright, alright, stop your crying. I'll give you another chance, but you must always be generous, never cheap.}} | ||
{{L|Mr. Krabs|You have me word as a sailor. ''[scene cuts to the dilapidated Krusty Krab where a sign hangs over it that says 'Out of Business']''}} | {{L|Mr. Krabs|You have me word as a sailor. ''[scene cuts to the dilapidated Krusty Krab where a sign hangs over it that says 'Out of Business']''}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|''[looking through Mr. Krabs desk drawers]'' Mr. Krabs' nose hair clippers. I could use these. ''[SpongeBob is wearing his hat and spatula, crying]''}} | {{L|Squidward|''[looking through Mr. Krabs desk drawers]'' Mr. Krabs' nose hair clippers. I could use these. ''[SpongeBob is wearing his hat and holding his spatula, crying]''}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Squidward, you shouldn't be going through Mr. Krabs' belongings. ''[sniffs]'' He won't like it | {{L|SpongeBob|Squidward, you shouldn't be going through Mr. Krabs' belongings. ''[sniffs]'' He won't like it!}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|SpongeBob, I told you what the doctor said. Mr. Krabs isn't coming back. ''[Wears a stethoscope. Tries to open the safe, putting a stethoscope onto the safe to avoid suspicion. ]'' Now, keep quiet so I can hear the tumblers in his safe. ''[Mr. Krabs walks in]''}} | {{L|Squidward|SpongeBob, I told you what the doctor said. Mr. Krabs isn't coming back. ''[Wears a stethoscope. Tries to open the safe, putting a stethoscope onto the safe to avoid suspicion.]'' Now, keep quiet so I can hear the tumblers in his safe. ''[Mr. Krabs walks in]''}} | ||
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Hey, boys! ''[SpongeBob screams with joy as Squidward sheepishly hides his stethoscope behind his back]''}} | {{L|Mr. Krabs|Hey, boys! ''[SpongeBob screams with joy as Squidward sheepishly hides his stethoscope behind his back]''}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Mr. Krabs, I knew it! You're alive! ''[clings to Mr. Krabs happily]'' Squidward, look, it's Mr. Krabs! Isn't this too good to be true?}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Mr. Krabs, I knew it! You're alive! ''[clings to Mr. Krabs happily]'' Squidward, look, it's Mr. Krabs! Isn't this too good to be true?}} | ||
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{{L|Mr. Krabs|No, silly! It means free toy! ''[gives him a little toy]''}} | {{L|Mr. Krabs|No, silly! It means free toy! ''[gives him a little toy]''}} | ||
{{L|Timmy|Gee, thanks Mr. Krabs. I thought you were a cheap, old tightwad.}} | {{L|Timmy|Gee, thanks Mr. Krabs. I thought you were a cheap, old tightwad.}} | ||
{{L|Mr. Krabs|I was, son, I was. Free toys for everyone! And free refills! ''[everyone cheers. Mr. Krabs runs up to SpongeBob]'' Hello boy! Say, where's Squidward?}} | {{L|Mr. Krabs|I was, son, I was. Free toys for everyone! And free refills! ''[everyone cheers. Mr. Krabs runs up to SpongeBob]'' Hello, boy! Say, where's Squidward?}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Oh, he's taking one of those break things in your office, I mean, the 'employee lounge'. ''[scene cuts to Squidward sleeping in Mr. Krabs office]''}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Oh, he's taking one of those break things in your office, I mean, the 'employee lounge'. ''[scene cuts to Squidward sleeping in Mr. Krabs office]''}} | ||
{{L|Mr. Krabs|''[Joyfully]'' Great!}} | {{L|Mr. Krabs|''[Joyfully]'' Great!}} | ||
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{{L|Mr. Krabs|Credit card bills. Well, I knew this was coming. Let's see what the damage is. ''[opens the envelope]'' Only ten thousand dollars. That's not so bad. ''[runs up to the cash register]'' I'll just subtract it from today's profit. ''[opens the register, but there is no money in it]'' And... there's no money in here. ''[laughs]'' How delightful.}} | {{L|Mr. Krabs|Credit card bills. Well, I knew this was coming. Let's see what the damage is. ''[opens the envelope]'' Only ten thousand dollars. That's not so bad. ''[runs up to the cash register]'' I'll just subtract it from today's profit. ''[opens the register, but there is no money in it]'' And... there's no money in here. ''[laughs]'' How delightful.}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Squidward, I'm worried about Mr. Krabs.}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Squidward, I'm worried about Mr. Krabs.}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|Me too. How are we gonna get paid? ''[both walk up to Mr. Krabs]'' Gee, Mr. Krabs, you sure are taking total bankruptcy well.}} | {{L|Squidward|Me, too. How are we gonna get paid? ''[both walk up to Mr. Krabs]'' Gee, Mr. Krabs, you sure are taking total bankruptcy well.}} | ||
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Oh, it's just a bad dream. I'll wake up soon. ''[SpongeBob and Squidward look at each other]''}} | {{L|Mr. Krabs|Oh, it's just a bad dream. I'll wake up soon. ''[SpongeBob and Squidward look at each other]''}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|Uh... "dream"?}} | {{L|Squidward|Uh... "dream"?}} | ||
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{{L|Squidward|You almost tore a man's arm off for a penny.}} | {{L|Squidward|You almost tore a man's arm off for a penny.}} | ||
{{L|Mr. Krabs|''[sarcastically]'' Thanks, Squidward, I knew I could count on you. ''[Flying Dutchman picks up Mr. Krabs]'' Well, a deal's a deal. Let's go.}} | {{L|Mr. Krabs|''[sarcastically]'' Thanks, Squidward, I knew I could count on you. ''[Flying Dutchman picks up Mr. Krabs]'' Well, a deal's a deal. Let's go.}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Wait just a burger-flipping second | {{L|SpongeBob|Wait just a burger-flipping second! | ||
''[Flying Dutchman turns around]''}} | |||
{{L|Flying Dutchman|Who dares back-sass the Flying Dutchman?}} | {{L|Flying Dutchman|Who dares back-sass the Flying Dutchman?}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|That would be me: SpongeBob Back-SassPants. I say you got the wrong crab. This Mr. Krabs is the most generous, big-hearted, non-skinflinted crab in the whole sea. ''[Mr. Krabs is happy at SpongeBob's words]''}} | {{L|SpongeBob|That would be me: SpongeBob Back-SassPants. I say you got the wrong crab. This Mr. Krabs is the most generous, big-hearted, non-skinflinted crab in the whole sea. ''[Mr. Krabs is happy at SpongeBob's words]''}} | ||
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{{L|SpongeBob|Mr. Krabs!}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Mr. Krabs!}} | ||
{{L|Flying Dutchman|Here you go, Krabs. Sixty-two cents. ''[hands him the change and picks up SpongeBob]'' Next stop: Davy Jones' locker! ''[SpongeBob screams as they both disappear]''}} | {{L|Flying Dutchman|Here you go, Krabs. Sixty-two cents. ''[hands him the change and picks up SpongeBob]'' Next stop: Davy Jones' locker! ''[SpongeBob screams as they both disappear]''}} | ||
{{L|Mr. Krabs|''[Runs to Squidward happy]'' Look, Squidward, money!}} | {{L|Mr. Krabs|''[Runs to Squidward, happy]'' Look, Squidward, money!}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|Mr. Krabs, I can't believe I'm saying this, but how could you trade SpongeBob for sixty-two cents?}} | {{L|Squidward|Mr. Krabs, I can't believe I'm saying this, but how could you trade SpongeBob for sixty-two cents?}} | ||
{{L|Mr. Krabs|You think I could've gotten more?}} | {{L|Mr. Krabs|You think I could've gotten more?}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|He stuck up for you and you sold him out. You should be ashamed of yourself!}} | {{L|Squidward|He stuck up for you and you sold him out. You should be ashamed of yourself!}} | ||
{{L|Mr. Krabs|''[Briefly looks at his change in a sad way until | {{L|Mr. Krabs|''[Briefly looks at his change in a sad way until he starts to cry.]'' Oh, what have I done? ''[cries]'' I want another chance! I didn't learn anything! I lost me best fry cook! I don't want this foul money! ''[throws the change on the ground]'' I want SpongeBob back! ''[Flying Dutchman reappears and drops SpongeBob on the floor]''}} | ||
{{L|Flying Dutchman|Here, take him back.}} | {{L|Flying Dutchman|Here, take him back.}} | ||
{{L|Mr. Krabs|You heard what I said about the money?}} | {{L|Mr. Krabs|You heard what I said about the money?}} | ||
{{L|Flying Dutchman|Heard what you said? I couldn't hear myself thinking with this one around. I only had him for thirty seconds. ''[scene cuts to SpongeBob and Flying Dutchman at Davy Jones' locker with SpongeBob talking a lot]'' And it's jellyfishing this and Mermaid Man that. Why, not giving him back is a fate worse than death!}} | {{L|Flying Dutchman|Heard what you said? I couldn't hear myself thinking with this one around. I only had him for thirty seconds. ''[scene cuts to SpongeBob and Flying Dutchman at Davy Jones' locker with SpongeBob talking a lot]'' And it's jellyfishing this and Mermaid Man that. Why, not giving him back is a fate worse than death!}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|''[In the Davy Jones' locker scene, talking simultaneously with the Flying Dutchman's explanations, talking super quickly]'' Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy merchandise were the closest thing to everything. I love jellyfishing, you should love jellyfishing. You should come some time and bring your own net!}} | {{L|SpongeBob|''[In the Davy Jones' locker scene, talking simultaneously with the Flying Dutchman's explanations, talking super quickly]'' Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy merchandise were the closest thing to everything. I love jellyfishing, you should love jellyfishing. You should come some time and bring your own net!}} | ||
{{L|Flying Dutchman|He's your problem now. ''[ | {{L|Flying Dutchman|He's your problem now. ''[laughs evilly as he disappears]''}} | ||
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Heh, about trading you for pocket change...}} | {{L|Mr. Krabs|Heh, about trading you for pocket change...}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Say no more, Mr. Krabs. You did it for the Krusty Krab. I would have done the same thing.}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Say no more, Mr. Krabs. You did it for the Krusty Krab. I would have done the same thing.}} | ||
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