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{{L|Squidward|What? ''[splutters in frustration at Krabs' stupidity]'' Placemats?! Have you lost your mind? It's that old Patty you keep trying to sell to everybody! It's gone bad.}}
{{L|Squidward|What? ''[splutters in frustration at Krabs' stupidity]'' Placemats?! Have you lost your mind? It's that old Patty you keep trying to sell to everybody! It's gone bad.}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Gone bad? That's nonsense! Bring it here, SpongeBob. ''[picks up the cage with the Patty inside it]'' Uh, why is it in a cage?}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Gone bad? That's nonsense! Bring it here, SpongeBob. ''[picks up the cage with the Patty inside it]'' Uh, why is it in a cage?}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Because it growled at me. ''[Patty starts to growl and bark like some sort of dog. Squidward hides behind Mr. Krabs]''}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Because it growled at me. ''[Patty is now sentient and starts to growl and bark like some sort of dog. Squidward hides behind Mr. Krabs]''}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|You two would have never have lasted in the navy. Let's see how bad you are. ''[takes the Patty out of its cage but it still barks and growls in Mr. Krabs' face]'' No... no... ''[the Patty barks and growls some more]'' Stay... ''[throws a 'treat' into its mouth]'' Thatta girl! There, there. ''[He pats it gently]'' See? Good enough to eat. ''[about to eat it when an ambulance goes by]'' Oh, look, an ambulance. Now, then... ''[Takes a bite. Scene cuts to him moaning, now green in color due to food poisoning, being rolled on a hospital bed]'' SpongeBob?}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|You two would have never have lasted in the navy. Let's see how bad you are. ''[takes the Patty out of its cage but it still barks and growls in Mr. Krabs' face]'' No... no... ''[the Patty barks and growls some more]'' Stay... ''[throws a 'treat' into its mouth]'' Thatta girl! There, there. ''[He pats it gently]'' See? Good enough to eat. ''[about to eat it when an ambulance goes by]'' Oh, look, an ambulance. Now, then... ''[Takes a bite. Scene cuts to him moaning, now green in color due to food poisoning, being rolled on a hospital bed]'' SpongeBob?}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Yes, Mr. Krabs?}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Yes, Mr. Krabs?}}
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{{L|Mr. Krabs|''[gets on his knees and starts crying]'' Oh, please, Mr. Dutchman, I don't wanna go in there! I'll do anything! Please, give me another chance!}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|''[gets on his knees and starts crying]'' Oh, please, Mr. Dutchman, I don't wanna go in there! I'll do anything! Please, give me another chance!}}
{{L|Flying Dutchman|Come on, Krabs, show a little dignity.}}
{{L|Flying Dutchman|Come on, Krabs, show a little dignity.}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Mommy!}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|''[Frantically]''Mommy!}}
{{L|Flying Dutchman|Alright, alright, stop your crying. I'll give you another chance, but you must always be generous, never cheap.}}
{{L|Flying Dutchman|Alright, alright, stop your crying. I'll give you another chance, but you must always be generous, never cheap.}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|You have me word as a sailor. ''[scene cuts to the dilapidated Krusty Krab where a sign hangs over it that says 'Out of Business']''}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|You have me word as a sailor. ''[scene cuts to the dilapidated Krusty Krab where a sign hangs over it that says 'Out of Business']''}}
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{{L|Mr. Krabs|Hey, boys! ''[SpongeBob screams with joy as Squidward sheepishly hides his stethoscope behind his back]''}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Hey, boys! ''[SpongeBob screams with joy as Squidward sheepishly hides his stethoscope behind his back]''}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Mr. Krabs, I knew it! You're alive! ''[clings to Mr. Krabs happily]'' Squidward, look, it's Mr. Krabs! Isn't this too good to be true?}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Mr. Krabs, I knew it! You're alive! ''[clings to Mr. Krabs happily]'' Squidward, look, it's Mr. Krabs! Isn't this too good to be true?}}
{{L|Squidward|Well, it was.}}
{{L|Squidward|''[Deadpan]''Well, it was.}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|You know, boys, being sick made me do a lot of thinking. My whole life has been about money. Saving money, collecting money, ''[mimics being infatuated to money]'' touching money... ''[returns back to normal talking]'' Well, you get the picture. But no more. You're looking at the new, improved, non-cheap Mr. Krabs. ''[scene cuts to outside the Krusty Krab where a giant 'Grand Re-Opening' sign is hanging. 'Buy' and 'Free' signs are in the window]'' Welcome all, welcome! ''[a little kid walks up to Krabs]'' Hello, little one. What you got there?}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|You know, boys, being sick made me do a lot of thinking. My whole life has been about money. Saving money, collecting money, ''[mimics being infatuated to money]'' touching money... ''[returns back to normal talking]'' Well, you get the picture. But no more. You're looking at the new, improved, non-cheap Mr. Krabs. ''[scene cuts to outside the Krusty Krab where a giant 'Grand Re-Opening' sign is hanging. 'Buy' and 'Free' signs are in the window]'' Welcome all, welcome! ''[a little kid walks up to Krabs]'' Hello, little one. What you got there?}}
{{L|Timmy|A Krabby Patty.}}
{{L|Timmy|A Krabby Patty.}}

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