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{{EpisodeTranscript}}{{L|Squidward|''[Evening at the Krusty Krab. He switches the 'open' sign to 'closed.' Appears very optimistic.]'' Closing time. The happiest time of the day! ''[scene cuts to SpongeBob in the kitchen crying and sniffling]''}}
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{{L|Squidward|''[Evening at the Krusty Krab. He switches the 'open' sign to 'closed.' Appears very optimistic.]'' Closing time. The happiest time of the day! ''[scene cuts to SpongeBob in the kitchen crying and sniffling]''}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Closing time. ''[sniffles]'' The saddest time of the day! ''[falls on the ground still crying]'' Huh? ''[he notices an old Patty under the grill]'' It's a Krabby Patty. ''[SpongeBob tries to pick it up but it's stuck to some gum]'' Eww... It's cold and hard. ''[takes the Patty out from under the grill]'' This could have rolled under there years ago. ''[pats it on the head]'' There, there, little one, your journey is almost over. ''[SpongeBob tosses the Patty in the trash. A siren goes off as a fishing line retrieves the patty]''}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Closing time. ''[sniffles]'' The saddest time of the day! ''[falls on the ground still crying]'' Huh? ''[he notices an old Patty under the grill]'' It's a Krabby Patty. ''[SpongeBob tries to pick it up but it's stuck to some gum]'' Eww... It's cold and hard. ''[takes the Patty out from under the grill]'' This could have rolled under there years ago. ''[pats it on the head]'' There, there, little one, your journey is almost over. ''[SpongeBob tosses the Patty in the trash. A siren goes off as a fishing line retrieves the patty]''}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|''[runs in]'' What happened? ''[gasps then runs up to the trash can]'' Someone tried to throw away a patty! ''[takes it off the hook]''}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|''[runs in]'' What happened? ''[gasps then runs up to the trash can]'' Someone tried to throw away a patty! ''[takes it off the hook]''}}
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{{L|Flying Dutchman|Alright, alright, stop your crying. I'll give you another chance, but you must always be generous, never cheap.}}
{{L|Flying Dutchman|Alright, alright, stop your crying. I'll give you another chance, but you must always be generous, never cheap.}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|You have me word as a sailor. ''[scene cuts to the dilapidated Krusty Krab where a sign hangs over it that says 'Out of Business']''}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|You have me word as a sailor. ''[scene cuts to the dilapidated Krusty Krab where a sign hangs over it that says 'Out of Business']''}}
{{L|Squidward|''[looking through Mr. Krabs desk drawers]'' Mr. Krabs' nose hair clippers. I could use these. ''[SpongeBob is wearing his hat and holding his spatula, crying]''}}
{{L|Squidward|''[looking through Mr. Krabs' desk drawers]'' Mr. Krabs' nose hair clippers. I could use these. ''[SpongeBob is wearing his hat and holding his spatula, crying]''}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Squidward, you shouldn't be going through Mr. Krabs' belongings. ''[sniffs]'' He won't like it!}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Squidward, you shouldn't be going through Mr. Krabs' belongings. ''[sniffs]'' He won't like it!}}
{{L|Squidward|SpongeBob, I told you what the doctor said. Mr. Krabs isn't coming back. ''[Wears a stethoscope. Tries to open the safe, putting a stethoscope onto the safe to avoid suspicion.]'' Now, keep quiet so I can hear the tumblers in his safe. ''[Mr. Krabs walks in]''}}
{{L|Squidward|SpongeBob, I told you what the doctor said. Mr. Krabs isn't coming back. ''[Wears a stethoscope. Tries to open the safe, putting a stethoscope onto the safe to avoid suspicion.]'' Now, keep quiet so I can hear the tumblers in his safe. ''[Mr. Krabs walks in]''}}
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{{L|Nathiel Waters|Hey, it's my lucky day, a penny! ''[reaches for the penny]''}}
{{L|Nathiel Waters|Hey, it's my lucky day, a penny! ''[reaches for the penny]''}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|''[grabs a hold of the customer's arm]'' Your luck just ran out!}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|''[grabs a hold of the customer's arm]'' Your luck just ran out!}}
{{L|Nathiel Waters|Hey man, ease back, you're crushing my arm.}}
{{L|Nathiel Waters|Hey, man, ease back. You're crushing my arm.}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Unhand that penny, or the arm comes off. ''[Flying Dutchman reappears. The customer runs away]''}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Unhand that penny, or the arm comes off. ''[Flying Dutchman reappears. The customer runs away]''}}
{{L|Flying Dutchman|A-ha! That little display of parsimonious penny pinching just earned you a nice little spot in Davy Jones' locker... '''''For eternity!'''''}}
{{L|Flying Dutchman|A-ha! That little display of parsimonious penny pinching just earned you a nice little spot in Davy Jones' locker... '''''For eternity!'''''}}
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{{L|Flying Dutchman|He'd sell your soul for a couple of bucks.}}
{{L|Flying Dutchman|He'd sell your soul for a couple of bucks.}}
{{L|SpongeBob|I'd bet my soul he wouldn't.}}
{{L|SpongeBob|I'd bet my soul he wouldn't.}}
{{L|Flying Dutchman|You got yourself a bet. Okay, Krabs, I'll let you stay, but first, help me settle a bet. If you had to choose between SpongeBob and all the money I have in my pocket, which would you take?}}
{{L|Flying Dutchman|You got yourself a bet. ''[to Mr. Krabs]'' Okay, Krabs, I'll let you stay, but first, help me settle a bet. If you had to choose between SpongeBob and all the money I have in my pocket, which would you take?}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|That depends, how much money we talking about?}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|That depends. How much money we talking about?}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Mr. Krabs!}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Mr. Krabs!}}
{{L|Flying Dutchman|''[shows money]'' 62 cents.}}
{{L|Flying Dutchman|''[shows money]'' 62 cents.}}

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