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{{L|SpongeBob|Bikers... coming... nasty... ferocious... take... over... town. Destroy... must hide!}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Bikers... coming... nasty... ferocious... take... over... town. Destroy... must hide!}} | ||
{{L|Mr. Krabs|What are you going on about? Bikers?}} | {{L|Mr. Krabs|What are you going on about? Bikers?}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|The Wild Ones are coming, Mr. Krabs. They're the most vicious, ravenous | {{L|SpongeBob|The Wild Ones are coming, Mr. Krabs. They're the most vicious, ravenous horde of hooligans in the sea.}} | ||
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Ravenous did you say? That's another word for hungry, isn't it? ''[cut to later where a sign hangs that reads 'WELCOME WILD ONES!']'' Welcome Wild Ones! They'll be drawn here like a sailor at a tattoo parlor. With the special biker parking and authentic biker decor, with real bloodstains. And to top it off, a custom chopper patty. And best of all, I'll raise me prices 150%. I'll make a fortune.}} | {{L|Mr. Krabs|Ravenous did you say? That's another word for hungry, isn't it? ''[cut to later where a sign hangs that reads 'WELCOME WILD ONES!']'' Welcome Wild Ones! They'll be drawn here like a sailor at a tattoo parlor. With the special biker parking and authentic biker decor, with real bloodstains. And to top it off, a custom chopper patty. And best of all, I'll raise me prices 150%. I'll make a fortune.}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Mr. Krabs, this is serious! ''[crying]''}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Mr. Krabs, this is serious! ''[crying]''}} | ||
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{{L|Patrick|No! No more running.}} | {{L|Patrick|No! No more running.}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|What?}} | {{L|SpongeBob|What?}} | ||
{{L|Patrick|Those bikers think they're so tough. With their leather hats ''[holds his pants]'' and their leather pants ''[points to head]''}} | {{L|Patrick|Those bikers think they're so tough. With their leather hats ''[holds his pants]'' and their leather pants. ''[points to head]''}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|''[holds up a black sock]'' And their leather socks.}} | {{L|SpongeBob|''[holds up a black sock]'' And their leather socks.}} | ||
{{L|Patrick|If we dressed up like that then we'd be the big, scary bikers and they'd be little baby doody-heads.}} | {{L|Patrick|If we dressed up like that then we'd be the big, scary bikers and they'd be little baby doody-heads.}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Say that again, Patrick.}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Say that again, Patrick.}} | ||
{{L|Patrick|Little baby doody-heads?}} | {{L|Patrick|Little baby doody-heads?}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|No, no, not that part. The part about dressing up like big, scary bikers. ''[Scene changes to SpongeBob and Patrick putting on biker clothes. SpongeBob and Patrick put on biker pants, SpongeBob stretches his barefeet toes out to put on his biking boots, Patrick puts on a bike jacket, and then they put on biking helmets]'' What do you think, Patrick? Do I look | {{L|SpongeBob|No, no, not that part. The part about dressing up like big, scary bikers. ''[Scene changes to SpongeBob and Patrick putting on biker clothes. SpongeBob and Patrick put on biker pants, SpongeBob stretches his barefeet toes out to put on his biking boots, Patrick puts on a bike jacket, and then they put on biking helmets]'' What do you think, Patrick? Do I look tough?}} | ||
{{L|Patrick|I wouldn't mess with ya.}} | {{L|Patrick|I wouldn't mess with ya.}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Nor I with you, my friend. Let's ride. ''[cut to later where Patrick and SpongeBob are revving their engines. Zoom out to show they are riding bicycles]'' Fear not. There is no need to panic. The Bikini Bottom bad boys are here.}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Nor I with you, my friend. Let's ride. ''[cut to later where Patrick and SpongeBob are revving their engines. Zoom out to show they are riding bicycles]'' Fear not. There is no need to panic. The Bikini Bottom bad boys are here.}} | ||
{{L|Harold|Ooh, I feel protected now.}} | {{L|Harold|Ooh, I feel protected now.}} | ||
{{L|Scooter|Those are some mean looking rides, dudes. ''[chuckles]''}} | {{L|Scooter|Those are some mean looking rides, dudes. ''[chuckles]''}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Patrick, it's working. They think we're...vicious bikers. ''[cut to Krusty Krab]'' Bikini Bottom, | {{L|SpongeBob|Patrick, it's working. They think we're...vicious bikers. ''[cut to Krusty Krab]'' Bikini Bottom, your salvation is here.}} | ||
{{L|Patrick|''[drools]'' See?}} | {{L|Patrick|''[drools]'' See?}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Patrick, that's your salivation.}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Patrick, that's your salivation.}} | ||
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{{L|Squidward|No.}} | {{L|Squidward|No.}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|How about our biker organization?}} | {{L|SpongeBob|How about our biker organization?}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|No! I don't want to join your biker alliance, outfits, or your fellowships.}} | {{L|Squidward|No! I don't want to join your biker alliance, your outfits, or your fellowships.}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|What about our coalition?}} | {{L|SpongeBob|What about our coalition?}} | ||
{{L|Patrick|Ooh, I don't know. That one's pretty exclusive.}} | {{L|Patrick|Ooh, I don't know. That one's pretty exclusive.}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|''[takes out clipboard]'' We'll just | {{L|SpongeBob|''[takes out clipboard]'' We'll just pencil you down as undecided. ''[Squidward groans and walks away]'' Hi, Mr. Krabs. We're the Bikini Bottom bad boys and we're bad to the bone.}} | ||
{{L|Mr. Krabs|This'll be great. Those bikers can work up an appetite beating you up in the parking lot. Then they can fill up on delicious Krabby Patties then they can beat you up again.}} | {{L|Mr. Krabs|This'll be great. Those bikers can work up an appetite beating you up in the parking lot. Then they can fill up on delicious Krabby Patties then they can beat you up again.}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Please, Mr. Krabs. We're going to run off those bikers and save the Krusty Krab.}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Please, Mr. Krabs. We're going to run off those bikers and save the Krusty Krab.}} | ||
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{{L|SpongeBob|Then can we save the town?}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Then can we save the town?}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|Has it ever crossed your mind that you might be getting all worked up over nothing?}} | {{L|Squidward|Has it ever crossed your mind that you might be getting all worked up over nothing?}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Squidward, when have I ever been known to over-react? ''[flashback]'' Squidward! We're out of napkins! ''[screams]'' Out of napkins! ''[another flashback to SpongeBob banging on Squidward's door]'' Squidward! I accidentally removed the "Do | {{L|SpongeBob|Squidward, when have I ever been known to over-react? ''[flashback]'' Squidward! We're out of napkins! ''[screams]'' Out of napkins! ''[another flashback to SpongeBob banging on Squidward's door]'' Squidward! I accidentally removed the "Do Not Remove by Penalty of Law" tag on my mattress! Hide me. Hide me. ''[another flashback]'' Squidward! Squidward! I've gone blind. ''[Squidward turns on lights]'' Oh. Thanks, Squidward. ''[back to present]''}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|SpongeBob, you always over-react to everything. | {{L|Squidward|SpongeBob, you always over-react to everything. It's one of your many annoying traits.}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|''[gasps]'' Me? Annoying? ''[annoying laughter. Squidward growls]'' Yeah right.}} | {{L|SpongeBob|''[gasps]'' Me? Annoying? ''[annoying laughter. Squidward growls]'' Yeah right.}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|You are so wrong about everything, SpongeBob, that the only thing that I am completely sure about is that there is no motorcycle gang headed this way. ''[motorcycles approaching]'' What was that?}} | {{L|Squidward|You are so wrong about everything, SpongeBob, that the only thing that I am completely sure about is that there is no motorcycle gang headed this way. ''[motorcycles approaching]'' What was that?}} | ||
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Ahoy there, mateys. | {{L|Mr. Krabs|Ahoy there, mateys. Motorized vehicles headed over the horizon.}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|What? ''[grabs binoculars]'' Gimme that. ''[sees them coming. His eyes pop through the binoculars as he screams]'' Don't just stand there, save us.}} | {{L|Squidward|What? ''[grabs binoculars]'' Gimme that. ''[sees them coming. His eyes pop through the binoculars as he screams]'' Don't just stand there, save us.}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Patrick, I know this looks like the end, but you and I can get through anything. As long as do it together. ''[Patrick is already running away]'' Patrick? Patrick! ''[Patrick is headed into Jellyfish Fields and to the bus stop where a bus picks him up and takes him to a plane. Patrick jumps out of the plane and onto a rocket ship]'' Well, it's just you and me, Squidward. But I want you to know that we can get through this. As long as we...}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Patrick, I know this looks like the end, but you and I can get through anything. As long as we do it together. ''[Patrick is already running away]'' Patrick? Patrick! ''[Patrick is headed into Jellyfish Fields and to the bus stop where a bus picks him up and takes him to a plane. Patrick jumps out of the plane and onto a rocket ship]'' Well, it's just you and me, Squidward. But I want you to know that we can get through this. As long as we...}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|Panic! Run for your lives! ''[customers gasp]'' The Wild Ones are coming! ''[everyone screams and runs]''}} | {{L|Squidward|Panic! Run for your lives! ''[customers gasp]'' The Wild Ones are coming! ''[everyone screams and runs]''}} | ||
{{L|Lenny|The Wild Ones? ''[jumps into a sardine box]'' Mable, get the kids! ''[Mable jumps into the sardine box with Susie and Tyler and then closes it]''}} | {{L|Lenny|The Wild Ones? ''[jumps into a sardine box]'' Mable, get the kids! ''[Mable jumps into the sardine box with Susie and Tyler and then closes it]''}} | ||
{{L|Charlie|Honey, I got the napkins. Oh, what I | {{L|Charlie|Honey, I got the napkins. Oh, what have I missed this time?}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|''[running out of the Krusty Krab]'' Please don't kill me. I want to join you. It's been my life-long dream to be to be a member of a motorcycle gang. I even knitted my own Wild Ones jacket. ''[shows a shirt with a skull on it]'' I want to ride to live and live to ride. ''[screams as the bikers ride in a circle around him]'' I'll do whatever you want. I'll betray my friends and neighbors. Just let me live.}} | {{L|Squidward|''[running out of the Krusty Krab]'' Please don't kill me. I want to join you. It's been my life-long dream to be to be a member of a motorcycle gang. I even knitted my own Wild Ones jacket. ''[shows a shirt with a skull on it]'' I want to ride to live and live to ride. ''[screams as the bikers ride in a circle around him]'' I'll do whatever you want. I'll betray my friends and neighbors. Just let me live.}} | ||
{{L|Biker #1|What's that, missy?}} | {{L|Biker #1|What's that, missy?}} | ||
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