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{{EpisodeTr/78a}}
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{{L|''[opens up to bikers riding by coral, setting them on fire after they ride by]''}}
{{L|''[opens up to bikers riding by coral, setting them on fire as they ride by]''}}
{{L|SpongeBob|''[at Jellyfish Fields]'' La la la la la. ''[attempts at catching the jellyfish]'' Missed ya. Uh-oh. ''[notices road]'' You shouldn't play in the street, little guy. You could get run over. ''[motorcycles approaching. As they do, SpongeBob hangs onto ones jacket]'' The "Ild Ones"! That's a strange name. ''[jacket tears]'' Scallop!! ''[rolls in the cement]'' Bye "Ild Ones". I like your silly name. Hmm..."w". Oh, oh, they're not the "Ild Ones". They must be the "Wild Ones".}}
{{L|SpongeBob|''[at Jellyfish Fields]'' La la la la la. ''[attempts catching the jellyfish]'' Missed ya. Uh-oh. ''[notices road]'' You shouldn't play in the street, little guy. You could get run over. ''[motorcycles approaching. As they do, SpongeBob hangs onto ones jacket]'' The "Ild Ones"! That's a strange name. ''[jacket tears]'' Scallop!! ''[rolls in the cement]'' Bye "Ild Ones." I like your silly name. Hmm..."w." Oh, oh, they're not the "Ild Ones." They must be the "Wild Ones."}}
{{L|Fish|''[dressed in farmer outfit with a pick-ax in his hand]'' The Wild Ones?! Tar nation! Don't you know who the Wild Ones are, son?!}}
{{L|Fish|''[dressed in farmer outfit with a pick-ax in his hand pops up]'' The Wild Ones?! Tar nation! Don't you know who the Wild Ones are, son?!}}
{{L|SpongeBob|No; I don't know who you are, either.}}
{{L|SpongeBob|No; I don't know who you are, either.}}
{{L|Fish|Why, they're the most ferocious, bloodthirsty biker gang under the sea. They've destroyed entire cities in an afternoon! ''[laughs maniacally then jumps back into the hole he was digging]''}}
{{L|Fish|Why, they're the most ferocious, bloodthirsty biker gang under the sea. They've destroyed entire cities in an afternoon! ''[laughs maniacally and then jumps back into the hole he was digging]''}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Bloodthirsty bikers? And they're headed straight for Bikini Bottom! I've got to warn everybody! I better take the shortcut! ''[as the next scene of bubbles comes up, so does SpongeBob. Bubble pops in the Krusty Krab]'' Mr. Krabs!}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Bloodthirsty bikers? And they're headed straight for Bikini Bottom! I've got to warn everybody! I better take the shortcut! ''[as the next scene of bubbles comes up, so does SpongeBob. Bubble pops inside of the Krusty Krab]'' Mr. Krabs!}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|SpongeBob! Where in the blue barnacles did you come from?}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|SpongeBob! Where in the blue barnacles did you come from?}}
{{L|SpongeBob|There's no time for that, Mr. Krabs. Grab something heavy! Bar the door! Board up the windows. We've got to protect the Krusty Krab. The Krabby Patties must survive!}}
{{L|SpongeBob|There's no time for that, Mr. Krabs. Grab something heavy! Bar the door! Board up the windows. We've got to protect the Krusty Krab. The Krabby Patties must survive!}}
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{{L|Mr. Krabs|What are you going on about? Bikers?}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|What are you going on about? Bikers?}}
{{L|SpongeBob|The Wild Ones are coming, Mr. Krabs. They're the most vicious, ravenous horde of hooligans in the sea.}}
{{L|SpongeBob|The Wild Ones are coming, Mr. Krabs. They're the most vicious, ravenous horde of hooligans in the sea.}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Ravenous did you say? That's another word for hungry, isn't it? ''[cut to later where a sign hangs that reads 'WELCOME WILD ONES!']'' Welcome Wild Ones! They'll be drawn here like a sailor at a tattoo parlor. With the special biker parking and authentic biker decor, with real bloodstains. And to top it off, a custom chopper patty. And best of all, I'll raise me prices 150%. I'll make a fortune.}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Ravenous did you say? That's another word for hungry, isn't it? ''[cuts to later where a sign hangs that reads 'WELCOME WILD ONES!']'' Welcome Wild Ones! They'll be drawn here like a sailor at a tattoo parlor. With the special biker parking and authentic biker decor, with real bloodstains. And to top it off, a custom chopper patty. And best of all, I'll raise me prices 150%. I'll make a fortune.}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Mr. Krabs, this is serious! ''[crying]''}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Mr. Krabs, this is serious! ''[crying]''}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|That kid needs a vacation -- unpaid of course. ''[cut to The Wild Ones 25 miles from Bikini Bottom. Cut to SpongeBob in front of Squidward's house]''}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|That kid needs a vacation -- unpaid of course. ''[cuts to The Wild Ones 25 miles from Bikini Bottom. Cuts once again to SpongeBob in front of Squidward's house]''}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Squidward! ''[knocks on door]''}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Squidward! ''[knocks on door]''}}
{{L|Squidward|Yes, SpongeBob?}}
{{L|Squidward|Yes, SpongeBob?}}
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{{L|Squidward|Get a good grip on your pants. ''[SpongeBob does so]'' Turn around. ''[SpongeBob does so]''}}
{{L|Squidward|Get a good grip on your pants. ''[SpongeBob does so]'' Turn around. ''[SpongeBob does so]''}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Like this, Squidward?}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Like this, Squidward?}}
{{L|Squidward|That's it. ''[kicks SpongeBob into the air. Cut to SpongeBob landing next to Patrick, who is sniffing under his arm]''}}
{{L|Squidward|That's it. ''[kicks SpongeBob into the air. Cuts to SpongeBob landing next to Patrick, who is sniffing under his arm]''}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Patrick!}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Patrick!}}
{{L|Patrick|Hello, SpongeBob.}}
{{L|Patrick|Hello, SpongeBob.}}
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{{L|Patrick|Oh, I heard you. What I didn't hear was a hello.}}
{{L|Patrick|Oh, I heard you. What I didn't hear was a hello.}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Hello, Patrick.}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Hello, Patrick.}}
{{L|Patrick|Hello, SpongeBob. Bloodthirsty bikers! We got to hide! ''[both run and scream then run into each other. Both run and scream again and keep hitting each other till they run through Jellyfish Fields. Patrick and SpongeBob hide in a giant clam until it spits them out. The giant clam uses mouthwash]''}}
{{L|Patrick|Hello, SpongeBob. Bloodthirsty bikers! We got to hide! ''[both run and scream then run into each other. Both run and scream again and keep hitting each other until they run through Jellyfish Fields. Patrick and SpongeBob hide in a giant clam until it spits them out. The giant clam uses mouthwash after]''}}
{{L|Giant Clam #2|Hey, what happened to you?}}
{{L|Giant Clam #2|Hey, what happened to you?}}
{{L|Giant Clam #1|''[groaning]'' I... I don't want to talk about it, man. ''[SpongeBob and Patrick fly through some kelp grass. As they hide in it, a mower comes by and mows them over then uses a leaf blower to blow them into a pile. Both reform into their shapes and scream more]''}}
{{L|Giant Clam #1|''[groaning]'' I... I don't want to talk about it, man. ''[SpongeBob and Patrick fly through kelp grass. As they hide in it, a mower comes by and mows them over then uses a leaf blower to blow them into a pile. Both reform into their shapes and scream more]''}}
{{L|Patrick|''[jumps behind SpongeBob]'' Hide me!}}
{{L|Patrick|''[jumps behind SpongeBob]'' Hide me!}}
{{L|SpongeBob|''[jumps behind Patrick]'' No, hide me!}}
{{L|SpongeBob|''[jumps behind Patrick]'' No, hide me!}}
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{{L|SpongeBob|No, no, not that part. The part about dressing up like big, scary bikers. ''[Scene changes to SpongeBob and Patrick putting on biker clothes. SpongeBob and Patrick put on biker pants, SpongeBob stretches his barefeet toes out to put on his biking boots, Patrick puts on a bike jacket, and then they put on biking helmets]'' What do you think, Patrick? Do I look tough?}}
{{L|SpongeBob|No, no, not that part. The part about dressing up like big, scary bikers. ''[Scene changes to SpongeBob and Patrick putting on biker clothes. SpongeBob and Patrick put on biker pants, SpongeBob stretches his barefeet toes out to put on his biking boots, Patrick puts on a bike jacket, and then they put on biking helmets]'' What do you think, Patrick? Do I look tough?}}
{{L|Patrick|I wouldn't mess with ya.}}
{{L|Patrick|I wouldn't mess with ya.}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Nor I with you, my friend. Let's ride. ''[cut to later where Patrick and SpongeBob are revving their engines. Zoom out to show they are riding bicycles]'' Fear not. There is no need to panic. The Bikini Bottom bad boys are here.}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Nor I with you, my friend. Let's ride. ''[cuts to later where Patrick and SpongeBob are revving their engines in the streets of Bikini Bottm. Zooms out to show they are riding bicycles]'' Fear not. There is no need to panic. The Bikini Bottom bad boys are here.}}
{{L|Harold|Ooh, I feel protected now.}}
{{L|Harold|Ooh, I feel protected now.}}
{{L|Scooter|Those are some mean looking rides, dudes. ''[chuckles]''}}
{{L|Scooter|Those are some mean looking rides, dudes. ''[chuckles]''}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Patrick, it's working. They think we're...vicious bikers. ''[cut to Krusty Krab]'' Bikini Bottom, your salvation is here.}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Patrick, it's working. They think we're... vicious bikers. ''[cuts to Krusty Krab where they both enter inside]'' Bikini Bottom, your salvation is here.}}
{{L|Patrick|''[drools]'' See?}}
{{L|Patrick|''[drools]'' See?}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Patrick, that's your salivation.}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Patrick, that's your salivation.}}
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{{L|SpongeBob|Then can we save the town?}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Then can we save the town?}}
{{L|Squidward|Has it ever crossed your mind that you might be getting all worked up over nothing?}}
{{L|Squidward|Has it ever crossed your mind that you might be getting all worked up over nothing?}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Squidward, when have I ever been known to over-react? ''[flashback]'' Squidward! We're out of napkins! ''[screams]'' Out of napkins! ''[another flashback to SpongeBob banging on Squidward's door]'' Squidward! I accidentally removed the "Do Not Remove by Penalty of Law" tag on my mattress! Hide me. Hide me. ''[another flashback]'' Squidward! Squidward! I've gone blind. ''[Squidward turns on lights]'' Oh. Thanks, Squidward. ''[back to present]''}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Squidward, when have I ever been known to over-react? ''[flashback shown]'' Squidward! We're out of napkins! ''[screams]'' Out of napkins! ''[another flashback to SpongeBob banging on Squidward's door]'' Squidward! I accidentally removed the "Do Not Remove by Penalty of Law" tag on my mattress! Hide me. Hide me! ''[another flashback]'' Squidward! Squidward! I've gone blind! ''[Squidward turns on lights]'' Oh. Thanks, Squidward. ''[back to present]''}}
{{L|Squidward|SpongeBob, you always over-react to everything. It's one of your many annoying traits.}}
{{L|Squidward|SpongeBob, you always over-react to everything. It's one of your many annoying traits.}}
{{L|SpongeBob|''[gasps]'' Me? Annoying? ''[annoying laughter. Squidward growls]'' Yeah right.}}
{{L|SpongeBob|''[gasps]'' Me? Annoying? ''[annoying laughter. Squidward growls]'' Yeah right.}}
{{L|Squidward|You are so wrong about everything, SpongeBob, that the only thing that I am completely sure about is that there is no motorcycle gang headed this way. ''[motorcycles approaching]'' What was that?}}
{{L|Squidward|You are so wrong about everything, SpongeBob, that the only thing that I am completely sure about is that there is no motorcycle gang headed this way. ''[motorcycles approaching]'' What was that?}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Ahoy there, mateys. Motorized vehicles headed over the horizon.}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Ahoy there, mateys. Motorized vehicles headed over the horizon.}}
{{L|Squidward|What? ''[grabs binoculars]'' Gimme that. ''[sees them coming. His eyes pop through the binoculars as he screams]'' Don't just stand there, save us.}}
{{L|Squidward|What? ''[grabs binoculars]'' Gimme that. ''[sees them coming. His eyes pop through the binoculars as he screams]'' Don't just stand there, save us!}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Patrick, I know this looks like the end, but you and I can get through anything. As long as we do it together. ''[Patrick is already running away]'' Patrick? Patrick! ''[Patrick is headed into Jellyfish Fields and to the bus stop where a bus picks him up and takes him to a plane. Patrick jumps out of the plane and onto a rocket ship]'' Well, it's just you and me, Squidward. But I want you to know that we can get through this. As long as we...}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Patrick, I know this looks like the end, but you and I can get through anything. As long as we do it together. ''[Patrick is already running away]'' Patrick? Patrick! ''[Patrick is headed into Jellyfish Fields and to the bus stop where a bus picks him up and takes him to a plane. Patrick jumps out of the plane and onto a rocket ship]'' Well, it's just you and me, Squidward. But I want you to know that we can get through this. As long as we...}}
{{L|Squidward|Panic! Run for your lives! ''[customers gasp]'' The Wild Ones are coming! ''[everyone screams and runs]''}}
{{L|Squidward|Panic! Run for your lives! ''[customers gasp]'' The Wild Ones are coming! ''[everyone screams and runs]''}}

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