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{{L|Patrick|Hello, SpongeBob.}}
{{L|Patrick|Hello, SpongeBob.}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Patrick, an evil gang of bikers are coming to ravage Bikini Bottom.}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Patrick, an evil gang of bikers are coming to ravage Bikini Bottom.}}
{{L|Patrick|Huh.}}
{{L|Patrick|''[turns his back and crosses his arms]'' Huh.}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Patrick, didn't you hear what I said?}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Patrick, didn't you hear what I said?}}
{{L|Patrick|Oh, I heard you. But what I didn't hear was a hello.}}
{{L|Patrick|Oh, I heard you. But what I didn't hear was a hello.}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Hello, Patrick.}}
{{L|SpongeBob|''[annoyed]'' Hello, Patrick.}}
{{L|Patrick|Hello, SpongeBob. Bloodthirsty bikers! We got to hide! ''[both run and scream then run into each other. Both run and scream again and keep hitting each other until they run through Jellyfish Fields. Patrick and SpongeBob hide in a giant clam until it spits them out. The giant clam uses mouthwash after]''}}
{{L|Patrick|Hello, SpongeBob. ''[realizes]'' Bloodthirsty bikers! Ah! We got to hide! ''[both run and scream then run into each other. Both run and scream again and keep hitting each other until they run through Jellyfish Fields. Patrick and SpongeBob hide in a giant clam until it spits them out. The giant clam uses mouthwash after that]''}}
{{L|Giant Clam #2|Hey, what happened to you?}}
{{L|Giant Clam #2|Hey, what happened to you?}}
{{L|Giant Clam #1|''[groaning]'' I... I don't want to talk about it, man. ''[SpongeBob and Patrick fly through kelp grass. As they hide in it, a mower comes by and mows them over then uses a leaf blower to blow them into a pile. Both reform into their shapes and scream more]''}}
{{L|Giant Clam #1|''[groaning]'' I... I don't want to talk about it, man. ''[SpongeBob and Patrick fly through kelp grass. As they hide in it, a mower comes by and mows them over, then uses a leaf blower to blow them into a pile. Both reform into their shapes and scream more]''}}
{{L|Patrick|''[jumps behind SpongeBob]'' Hide me!}}
{{L|Patrick|''[jumps behind SpongeBob]'' Hide me!}}
{{L|SpongeBob|''[jumps behind Patrick]'' No, hide me!}}
{{L|SpongeBob|''[jumps behind Patrick]'' No, hide me!}}
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{{L|SpongeBob|What?}}
{{L|SpongeBob|What?}}
{{L|Patrick|Those bikers think they're so tough. With their leather hats ''[holds his pants]'' and their leather pants. ''[points to head]''}}
{{L|Patrick|Those bikers think they're so tough. With their leather hats ''[holds his pants]'' and their leather pants. ''[points to head]''}}
{{L|SpongeBob|''[holds up a black sock]'' And their leather socks.}}
{{L|SpongeBob|''[holds up a black sock]'' Their leather socks.}}
{{L|Patrick|If we dressed up like that, then we'd be the big, scary bikers and they'd be little baby doody-heads.}}
{{L|Patrick|If we dressed up like that, then we'd be the big, scary bikers and they'd be little baby doody-heads.}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Say that again, Patrick.}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Say that again, Patrick.}}
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{{L|Patrick|Oh.}}
{{L|Patrick|Oh.}}
{{L|SpongeBob|So, Squidward, are you ready to do your part?}}
{{L|SpongeBob|So, Squidward, are you ready to do your part?}}
{{L|Squidward|Does that part include laughing at you? Cause you two look even more idiotic than usual.}}
{{L|Squidward|Does that part include laughing at you? ‘Cause you two look even more idiotic than usual.}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Don't we look vicious and bloodthirsty?}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Don't we look vicious and bloodthirsty?}}
{{L|Patrick|I'm bloodthirsty. See? ''[shows a cup with the word 'BLOOD' on it. He takes a sip]'' Want some?}}
{{L|Patrick|I'm bloodthirsty. See? ''[shows a cup with the word 'BLOOD' on it. He takes a sip]'' Want some?}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Oh, no thank you, Patrick. I'm drinking diet blood. ''[both take sips of their drinks]'' See Squidward? We walk the walk but can we talk the talk? Do you want to join our biker gang?}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Oh, no thank you, Patrick. I'm drinking diet blood. ''[both take sips of their drinks]'' See, Squidward? We walk the walk, but can we talk the talk? Do you want to join our biker gang?}}
{{L|Squidward|No, I don't.}}
{{L|Squidward|No, I don't.}}
{{L|Patrick|What about our biker club?}}
{{L|Patrick|What about our biker club?}}
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{{L|SpongeBob|Then can we save the town?}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Then can we save the town?}}
{{L|Squidward|Has it ever crossed your mind that you might be getting all worked up over nothing?}}
{{L|Squidward|Has it ever crossed your mind that you might be getting all worked up over nothing?}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Squidward, when have I ever been known to over-react? ''[flashback shown]'' Squidward! We're out of napkins! ''[screams]'' Out of napkins! ''[another flashback to SpongeBob banging on Squidward's door]'' Squidward! I accidentally removed the "Do Not Remove by Penalty of Law" tag on my mattress! Hide me. Hide me! ''[another flashback]'' Squidward! Squidward! I've gone blind! ''[Squidward turns on lights]'' Oh. Thanks, Squidward. ''[back to present]''}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Squidward, when have I ever been known to over-react? ''[flashback shown]'' Squidward! We're out of napkins! ''[screams]'' Out of napkins! ''[another flashback to SpongeBob banging on Squidward's door]'' Squidward! I accidentally removed the "Do Not Remove by Penalty of Law" tag on my mattress! Hide me! Hide me! ''[another flashback]'' Squidward! Squidward! I've gone blind! ''[Squidward turns on lights]'' Oh. Thanks, Squidward. ''[back to present]''}}
{{L|Squidward|SpongeBob, you always over-react to everything. It's one of your many annoying traits.}}
{{L|Squidward|SpongeBob, you always over-react to everything. It's one of your many annoying traits.}}
{{L|SpongeBob|''[gasps]'' Me? Annoying? ''[annoying laughter. Squidward growls]'' Yeah right.}}
{{L|SpongeBob|''[gasps]'' Me? Annoying? ''[annoying laughter. Squidward growls]'' Yeah, right.}}
{{L|Squidward|You are so wrong about everything, SpongeBob, that the only thing that I am completely sure about is that there is no motorcycle gang headed this way. ''[motorcycles approaching]'' What was that?}}
{{L|Squidward|You are so wrong about everything, SpongeBob, that the only thing that I am completely sure about is that there is no motorcycle gang headed this way. ''[motorcycles approaching]'' What was that?}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Ahoy there, mateys. Motorized vehicles headed over the horizon.}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Ahoy there, mateys. Motorized vehicles headed over the horizon.}}
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{{L|Mr. Krabs|Don't you want to spend any money?}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Don't you want to spend any money?}}
{{L|Biker #1|Don't you want to kiss the seat of my pants? Let's ride. ''[bikers ride off]''}}
{{L|Biker #1|Don't you want to kiss the seat of my pants? Let's ride. ''[bikers ride off]''}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Good-bye. They seem really nice. Hey, where's Squidward?}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Goodbye. They seem really nice. Hey, where's Squidward?}}
{{L|Squidward|Woo-hoo-hoo! ''[riding with the biker gang]'' Ride to live and live to ride!}}
{{L|Squidward|Woo-hoo-hoo! ''[riding with the biker gang]'' Ride to live and live to ride!}}

Revision as of 14:28, 16 May 2018