Bumper to Bumper/transcript
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This article is a transcript of the SpongeBob SquarePants episode "Bumper to Bumper" from season 9, which aired on November 17, 2012.
- Frankie Billy: Once around the roundabout. [clears the roundabout] Left at the wall. [clears the brick wall] Over the bump of Truth. [clears the bump] And finally, the flaming hoop! [clears the hoop] Thank you, Mrs. Puff, I am now a car daring figure and a producting member of society. [exaggeratingly cheers]
- Mrs. Puff: [proudly] Nothing brings me more joy than teaching. I can't wait to pass my next student.
- SpongeBob: [enters car excitingly] Hi, Mrs. Puff. I'm ready for my driving test. [Mrs. Puff shatters to pieces on the car floor] Mrs. Puff, you OK?
- Mrs. Puff: [sighs] Just start driving. [SpongeBob accidentally floors it in reverse] Turn this boat around immediately!
- SpongeBob: OK, OK. [SpongeBob tries to turn but pulls off the wheel crashing into the lighthouse and the wall, tying the bump in knots (literally!), and crashing through the ramp and the flaming hoop]
- [setting pans to house where two teenage fish are watching Goin' Bananas 3 in 3D on the television]
- Teenage Fish #1: [to Teenage Fish #2] Dude pass the 3D glasses. This is supposed to be like, in 3D. Oh yeah, right!. Here I am, I'm coming at ya, like your worst nightmare.
- [SpongeBob crashing trough wall of house]
- Mrs. Puff: I think it's safe to say you have once again, failed your driving test! Now, get out of my sight
- SpongeBob: [crying] I am so sorry, Mrs. Puff!
- [in the Mrs. Puff' house]
- Mrs. Puff: Fear. That's the answer. So it would stand to reason that, if he took the driving test somewhere else other then the driving course, he would pass!