A SquarePants Family Vacation/transcript

• (Mr. Plankton walks out from his house)
• Mr. Plankton: Please be money, please be money. (Pulls out postcard from mailbox.) Oh! That's not money. It's from Patrick. (Reads postcard) "Dear Mr. Plankton, please come to my house tonight. I am having a free money party." Free money party!? "This sounds too good to be true!"
• (Cuts to scene at Squidward by his mailbox)
• Squidward: (Reads postcard) "Dear Squidward, come tomy house tonight I am having a latte sipping contest. This sound too good to be true!"
• (Cuts to Sandy Cheeks treedome)
• Squidward Mom & Dad: (Reading postcard) "Please come by my house tonight. I'm having a science fair. Oh Patrick this sounds plumb good to be true!" (Science experiment fizzes)
• (Cuts to Larry the Lobster lifting weights)
• Plankton Dad: (Reading postcard) "Um..I am having a weight lifting competiton! This sounds too good to be true!"
• (Cuts to Mrs. Puff)
• Mrs. Puff: (Gasps while reading postcard) "A quiet evening studying the rules of the road? That sounds too good to be true."
• (Cuts to the Chum Bucket and Krabs)
• Krabs: (Reading postcard) "A meeting of the minds to dicuss the downfall of the Krusty Krab? This sounds too good to be true!"
• (Cuts to Mr. Plankton knocking on SpongeBob's door)
• Patrick: Welcome friends! Please come in!
• (The gang walks in)
• Patrick: I'm so you all could make it! Tonight is going to be a magical evening filled with... magic!
• Mr. Plankton: Eh... Patrick?
• Patrick: "Yes, Mr. Plankton?"
• Mr. Plankton: Can we skip the magic and get right to the free money?
• Squidward: What about the latte sipping?
• Plankton Dad: And what about the pumping of the iron?
• Krabs: And diblogical cocerispy?
• Squidward Mom: And let's not forget the science fair!
• Patrick: The real reason I called you here was to watch this slideshow of photos from my family vacation!
• Mr. Plankton, Krabs, Mrs. Puff, Plankton Dad, Squidward Mom and Dad, Squidward and Pearl: I knew it was too good to be true!
• (Patrick bursts through the crowd)
• Mr. Plankton Sorry I'm late ! I had to find my movie watching hat!
• Krabs: That does it I'm out of here!
• (All of Patrick's friends except Mr. Plankton stomp out squashing Krabs)
• Patrick: Wait! Wait! You're going to miss the first slide! (Clicks button)
• (A slide of Mr. Plankton appears on the screen, but it's not centered onto the projector)
• Squidward: Looks more like a slip than a slide. Ha ha ha!