David Hasselhoff

David Hasselhoff (born July 17, 1952) is an actor who took SpongeBob and Patrick back to Bikini Bottom in the climax of The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie.

History

David Hasselhoff was born and raised in the dumpster behind of a Kentucky Fried Chicken in Detroit. He was found as an infant, barely alive and bleeding from his anus and mouth, when a pack of wild Phoenix' came and lit his baby chest hair on fire, thus birthing Hasselhoff 2.0. This is the Hasselhoff that we are all familiar with to this day. He went on to star on Knight Rider and many scenes on Brazzers.net