Earworm/transcript

Template:ITranscript Template:BTranscript SpongeBob: (Singing) Doo Doo Doo-doo Doo Doo Doo Doo Doo-doo Doo Doo Doo-doo! Trying to stop it is futile. So just listen now to my Musical Doodle! Doo doo doo-doo doo doo doo doo doo-doo doo doo...

Squidward: (Growls)

Squidward: (Grabs SpongeBob's lips) Would you stop that incessant babbling!?

SpongeBob: Thowwy, Thquidward.

(Squidward growls once more)

Mr. Krabs: SpongeBob! What are you doing? It's closin' time! (Hands SpongeBob a mop and bucket) Now get out there and swab the poop deck.

SpongeBob: Aye-aye, mein captain.(He slides past Squidward, singing) Doo doo doo-doo doo doo doo doo doo doo. Doo doo doo doo doo doo doo. Doo doo doo doo doo doo doo-doo. I'm mopping and I'm singing about the Musical Doodle. (Humming)

(Squidward walks over to SpongeBob and gets hit with the mop)

Squidward: Would you quit it with that tune already?

SpongeBob: Sorry. It's just so catchy.

Squidward: I don't care. Just can it! (Walks back to the register)

Squidward: I'll cleanse myself by listening to a little public radio. (Turns on radio. "Musical Doodle" plays)

SpongeBob: Ooh! It's "Musical Doodle," Squidward! (Singing) Round and round the record spins all day. Listen again. It takes you far away. Trying to stop it is futile. So just listen now to my musical doodle! Doo doo doo-doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo...

Squidward: (Turns off radio) Figures you would be into that hideous pop fodder.

SpongeBob: It's a sign!

Squidward: A sign that you're a true boob?

SpongeBob: Yes... No! That this song and I were meant to be together.

Squidward: Great, now I hate two things.

Mr. Krabs: All right boys, time to go ho-

Squidward: (Bursts out the door) FREEDOM!

Mr. Krabs: Okay, SpongeBob. Time to hit the road. Spongebob?

(He looks up to see SpongeBob sitting at a table listening to "Musical Doodle)

Annoucer: And that's the new song by the Sonars called "Musical Doodle!"

SpongeBob: (Sighs happily) "Musical Doodle."

Mr. Krabs: SPONGEBOB!

SpongeBob: Oh. Goodnight, sir. (He floats out the door still singing"Musical Doodle")

Mr. Krabs: What am I running here, a nuthouse?

(Spongebob flies through the streets singing when a record version of "Musical Doodle" is heard and he falls down. Getting up, he sees a record shop playing Musical Doodle. Spongebob happily takes out a dollar) (Gary is eating his dinner when SpongeBob arrives)

Spongebob: Oh, Gary! (Gary slithers away. SpongeBob grabs him) Just the pal I'm looking for. Want to hear my new record?