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Template:BTranscript SpongeBob: (Singing) Doo Doo Doo-doo Doo Doo Doo Doo Doo-doo Doo Doo Doo-doo! Trying to stop it is futile. So just listen now to my Musical Doodle! Doo doo doo-doo doo doo doo doo doo-doo doo doo...

Squidward: (Growls)

Squidward: (Grabs SpongeBob's lips) Would you stop that incessant babbling!?

SpongeBob: Thowwy, Thquidward.

(Squidward growls once more)

Mr. Krabs: SpongeBob! What are you doing? It's closin' time! (Hands SpongeBob a mop and bucket) Now get out there and swab the poop deck.

SpongeBob: Aye-aye, mein captain.(He slides past Squidward, singing) Doo doo doo-doo doo doo doo doo doo doo. Doo doo doo doo doo doo doo. Doo doo doo doo doo doo doo-doo. I'm mopping and I'm singing about the Musical Doodle. (Humming)

(Squidward walks over to SpongeBob and gets hit with the mop)

Squidward: Would you quit it with that tune already?

SpongeBob: Sorry. It's just so catchy.

Squidward: I don't care. Just can it! (Walks back to the register)

Squidward: I'll cleanse myself by listening to a little public radio. (Turns on radio. "Musical Doodle" plays)

SpongeBob: Ooh! It's "Musical Doodle," Squidward! (Singing) Round and round the record spins all day. Listen again. It takes you far away. Trying to stop it is futile. So just listen now to my musical doodle! Doo doo doo-doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo...

Squidward: (Turns off radio) Figures you would be into that hideous pop fodder.

SpongeBob: It's a sign!

Squidward: A sign that you're a true boob?

SpongeBob: Yes... No! That this song and I were meant to be together.

Squidward: Great, now I hate two things.

Mr. Krabs: All right boys, time to go ho-

Squidward: (Bursts out the door) FREEDOM!

Mr. Krabs: Okay, SpongeBob. Time to hit the road. Spongebob?

(He looks up to see SpongeBob sitting at a table listening to "Musical Doodle)

Annoucer: And that's the new song by the Sonars called "Musical Doodle!"

SpongeBob: (Sighs happily) "Musical Doodle."

Mr. Krabs: SPONGEBOB!

SpongeBob: Oh. Goodnight, sir. (He floats out the door still singing"Musical Doodle")

Mr. Krabs: What am I running here, a nuthouse?

(Spongebob flies through the streets singing when a record version of "Musical Doodle" is heard and he falls down. Getting up, he sees a record shop playing Musical Doodle. Spongebob happily takes out a dollar) (Gary is eating his dinner when SpongeBob arrives)

Spongebob: Oh, Gary! (Gary slithers away. SpongeBob grabs him) Just the pal I'm looking for. Want to hear my new record?

(Gary shakes his head "No." SpongeBob chuckles) I knew you would! (He puts him down and opens his shell revealing a record player. He places the record on the turntable. "Musical Doodle" plays)

Record: Round and round the record spins all day. Listen again. It takes you far away. (SpongeBob joins in with the song)

SpongeBob: (Singing) Trying to stop it is futile. So just listen now to my Musical Doodle.

(SpongeBob continues singing until late into the night) Listen again to the Musical Doodle. (He looks up to see Gary is already asleep)

SpongeBob: WHOO! Let's spin that record one more time! (Just then, he looks at the clock reading 9:00) Wow. It's late. I have to get to sleep. (He takes the record off the turntable and puts it back in the sleeve) I'll be back when you're ready, Gary. (He walks upstairs to his bed humming. He climbs into bed and sighs happily. Suddenly, he hears himself whistling the song. He covers his mouth, but he still continues whistling it. Thinking quickly, he takes a cork and plugs up his mouth. His holes make a hollow whistling to the tune. He wakes up) Oh, fine. I'll just listen to it one more time to get it out of my system. (The scene cuts to him downstairs listening to the song)

SpongeBob: (Singing) Round and round the record spins all day. Listen again. It takes you far away. Trying to stop it is futile. So just listen now to my Musical Doodle. Listen again to the Musical Doodle! (Giggles) Let's listen to it one more time. (He puts the needle on the record again, singing) Round and round the record spins all day. One more time! (Singing) Round and round the record spins all day.

(The next morning at the Krusty Krab, a sleepy SpongeBob is standing at the grill in the kitchen.)

Mr. Krabs: Pushin' your luck a bit, aren't you, kid? (SpongeBob looks up to see him standing in the doorway to the kitchen) You were nearly late this morning. You got to be more concientierous or I'll have to start dockin' your pay. Oh, yeah. That's what I'll do. (He whips out a tambourine and starts dancing) Doo dee doo, doo dee doo, doo doo doo! (SpongeBob cowers in fear as he shakes the tambourine at him) Musical Doodle! SpongeBob! Wake up, boy-o! Don't you need some patties to get started there?

SpongeBob: Of course. Yes, boss! (He dumps a bucket of Krabby Patties onto the grill)

Mr. Krabs: Just focus on makin' them patties, boy-o.

SpongeBob: Doo doo doo doo doo doo doo... (Gasps, giggles nervously)

(Mr. Krabs walks back to his office and closes the door watching SpongeBob. As soon as he leaves, SpongeBob's legs start bobbing up and down)

SpongeBob: (Singing) Think you control it, but it's way too hard. Every time it plays, there's an electric charge. (He covers his mouth) Hang on. Hang on. Play that last part back for me. (He presses his tooth like a rewind button which rewinds the song. He presses the play button which plays the verse that goes "Think you control it, but it's way too hard.")

SpongeBob: That's it! I shouldn't try to control it. I should stop fighting the Doodle's infectious groove.