Everybody Aplomb Now

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Squidward reading Everybody Aplomb Now.

Everybody Aplomb Now is a magazine that only appears in the episode "Oral Report."

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Squidward looks up from the magazine.

Squidward was reading it at the opening of the episode, interested, when he looks up, and sees all the customers, looking very hungry. It is probably about dancing since the cover shows a fish dancing.

Trivia

• Not much is known about Everybody Aplomb Now, since Squidward was reading it to himself, and then looked up.
• This could be one of Squidward's many magazines he orders and reads at the Krusty Krab, like Art, Art Wonk, Boredom Weekly, and Lamps.

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