F.U.N. Song

"The F.U. Song" is a song performed by SpongeBob and Plankton in the episode, "F.U.N."

SpongeBob: What is fund? Fund is,... fund is... lemme spell it for ya.

F is for friends who do crap together

U is for U and U,

N is for nowhere and never at all

Down here in the deep blue poo

Plankton:

F is for fire that burns down the whole town,

U is for uranium...Bombs?

N is for no loitering,

When you poop --!!

SpongeBob: Plankton! Those things aren't what fun is all about! Now, do it like this!

F is for friends who do stuff to--

Plankton: Always! That's not completely idiotic!

SpongeBob: Here, let me help you!

F is for friends who do stuff together

U is for U and U, Try it!

N is for anywhere and any time at all,

Down here in the deep blue poo

Plankton: Wait...I don't understand this...I feel all tingly inside...should we stop?

SpongeBob: NO! That's how you're supposed to feel!

Plankton: Well I like it! LET"S DO IT AGAIN! O K!!!

F is for frolic through all the buttcheese

U is for ur mom,

N is for noselicking, sharing gum, and sand-eating

Here with my archememy

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