Fiasco!/transcript

• Patrick: Uhh. Such a tired day at the office. Boy, am I famished, I sure wish I new the best restuarant in Bikni Bottom. (Smell comes and Patrick's stomach has become in a nose shape.) From where has this glorious scent come?

• Squidward: (Comes to Patrick) Hart, the odor that you seek is before you.

• Mr. Krabs: (jumps out from Krusty Krab's doors wearing a leotard) Here at the Krusty Krab, where the tastest sandwich in the seas is grilled to perfection by our expert fry cook. (Raises hand to Spongebob who comes out sky sliding on rainbow holding a spatula.) And served with our smile by our friendly waiter. (Squidward arrives on dolphin with a platter of Krabby Patty and gives plate to Patrick. Patrick pours the krabby patties into his mouth. Then it reveals that it was all a storyboard planned by Spongebob for a commercial.)
• Spongebob: Gulpin on the patty. Num Num Num Num Num.
• Mr. Krabs: Wait a minute! Why am I dressed in a leotard?
• Spongebob: Well cause you're the mascot.
• Mr. Krabs: Nah, I don't think so! (He tears off the storyboard pictures on the wall as Spongebob looks in horror. Some pieces of the shreds flies into Spongebob's face and he blows it off him.) We need a gimmic that's nothing short. About masterpiece.