Fiery Fist O' Pain Commercial (transcript)
TVAnnouncer: The day you've been waiting for is almost here. That's right. Glove World has a new ride. It's big (like Mt. Everest)... [A roller coaster goes above the water then back down into it] It's fast (like a cheetah) [Nancy and Harold are riding a roller coaster so fast. Harold flies off of it]
- Nancy Suzy Fish: Harold, no!
- TV Announcer: It's painful (like a corpse in a death revolution)... [A roller coaster crashes into the ground, causing an explosion] It's the "Fiery Fist O' Pain". Opening tomorrow only at Glove World.