For Here or to Go/transcript

(SpongeBob opens the episode with a trumpet while standing on top of a barell with a curtain and the cash register next to him)

Fred: (turns to Frankie) A horn.

Frankie: What will happen next?

(Mr. Krabs walks out of office and a spotlight shines on him as he stops)

Mr. Krabs: Atten... (interrupted by SpongeBob's squeeked high note) (growls)

(Mr. Krabs marches to SpongeBob to stop the noise and then marches back into the spotlight)

(SpongeBob appears to be stuck in his horn)

Mr. Krabs: Attention, Krusty Krab (grabs rope) patriots. (pulls up curtain) Behold!

Fred: It's a jar of seeds!

Frankie: But seeds.

Mr. Krabs: Today only, the Krusty Krab presents our first bun seed guessing contest! Guess how many seeds are in the jar and win a fff...sorry...fff...I'm trying to get...fff...(SpongeBob slaps Mr. Krabs on back of neck) Free Krabby Patty!

(crowd "oooohs")

Mr. Krabs: Step right up (Fred walks up) and guess right and win! (whispers to SpongeBob) They'll never guess it.

(Fred thinks about guess)

Fred: Three?

Mr. Krabs: No. Next, please.

Nat: (observes the jar unneccesarily) Fourty-two?!

Mr. Krabs: (shakes head) Nope.

(Nat snaps fingers and then walks away)

Frank: (sniffs the jar) Billions and billions?

Mr. Krabs: No.

Nancy Suzy Fish: (places the jar in mouth) Blue.

Mr. Krabs: No.

Old Man: Mermaid Man?

Mr. Krabs: (smacks head) That's not even a number.