Battle for Bikini Bottom: Rehydrated/transcript

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Jellyfish Fields

Spongebob: (Manly Voice) You do that, don't worry Squidward. I'll bring back that King jellyfish jelly for you to rub all over yourself.

Spongebob: Hey Gary, what's shaking?

Gary: Meow.

Spongebob: Wow! A bungee jump. For a golden spatula. I must be in... heaven.

Spongebob: Wow! Mermaid Man. I have all your comics and toys and mail.

Mermaid Man: Eh, huh, what? Oh yeah, it's that sponge kid, now what was i suppose to tell you?

Spongebob: That Patrick is surrounded by robots and needs my help.

Mermaid Man: Huh? Oh-no, i think it had something to do with massaging my feet.

Spongebob: Well if massaging your feet will save Patrick, then massage i must.

Patrick: Help! Their making me hit myself.

Spongebob: Massaging your feet isn't working. I think i better try a more direct approach.

Mermaid Man: By clipping my toenails?

Spongebob: Here i come Patrick.

Patrick: Hey Spongebob.

Spongebob: Whew! Thank goodness your safe Patrick.

Patrick: Well of course Spongebob, why would'nt i be?

Spongebob: Well the robots and the-

Patrick: Oh yeah, i found this for ya. I don't know what it is, but it looks important.

Spongebob: Thanks, Patrick. I tell you what, all that running around has left me pooped. Why don't you continue on for a bit?

Patrick: Ok.

Plankton: Hey you barnacle head! Watch where your going!

Patrick: The rock... is talking to me. Oh mighty rock, i am at your command.

Plankton: Down here you big pink lummox.

Patrick: Oh, hi there Mr. Plankton. Are you going to vaporize me?

Plankton: So, very, tempting. Unfortunately i've found myself in the undesirable position of having to assist you.

Patrick: I was in an undesirable position yesterday, and now my neck hurts.

Plankton: Heed my words my large future minion, go into jellyfish cave, follow the instructions on the signs that you see, at the end of the caves you'll still be a big pink idiot, but you'll know enough to help me defeat the robots and get me back into the chum bucket.

Patrick: Well then will you vaporize me?

Plankton: I might spare your life so i can force you to work in my sweatshop making low quality desginer knockoff wallets.

Patrick: Oh. Thank you.

Mr. Krabs: Ahoy there. Squidward tells me your looking for the king jellyfish.

Patrick: Yes.

Mr. Krabs: Good thing too, that monster has been stinging all my good customers in their poop decks. I hear that you can find him on top of old Spork Mountain here. Go hook that beast sailor.

Patrick: Oh boy Mr. Krabs. I'll see what i can do.

Patrick: Hello Mrs Puff.

Mrs. Puff: Hello Patrick, i got a job for you to do.

Patrick: Oh boy.

Mrs. Puff: I found a golden spatula, but those robots out on the island stole it and threw it into the lake. If you can figure out how to get it back, your welcome to it.

Patrick: Sho'nuff Mrs Puff.

Mrs Puff: Well done Patrick. Your a real star.

Patrick: Can i get a cookie?

Mrs Puff: No.

Spongebob: Bubble Buddy. Gosh, everyone is trying to help me out today.

Bubble Buddy: Step quietly there, that king jellyfish is just at the top of this path. Good luck, you'll need it.

Spongebob: Thanks Bubble Buddy.

Spongebob: I knew that King jellyfish was big, but who knew he had such a beautiful voice?

Squidward: Oh, yeah, Oh that feels so much better.

Spongebob: Anything for my best friend Squidward, can i rub some on?

Squidward: Um, what if i just gave you this?

French Narrator: Downtown bikini bottom, once a bustling metropolis, now a debris covered crater.

Mrs. Puff: Spongebob, the robots are destroying downtown bikini bottom, we have to evacuate.

Spongebob: Alright, but it's gonna take a while to get all this dust.

Mrs. Puff: Not vacuum. Evacuate, we have to get everyone to safety.

Spongebob: Can we just load them up in the boats?

Mrs. Puff: That won't do any good.

Spongebob: Why not?

Mrs. Puff: Because the robots have taken all the steering wheels.

Spongebob: Couldn't we just drive in a straight line.

Mrs. Puff: No, there are too many turns.

Spongebob: Those fiends, they thought of everything. Never fear Mrs. Puff. I'll get those steering wheels back

Mrs. Puff: Spongebob, if you're involved. I always fear, but i tell you what, if you can pull this off. I'll give you a golden spatula.

Spongebob: How 'bout a driver's license instead?

Mrs. Puff: Nice try.

Bubble Buddy: This door is locked from the inside, who would do such a thing?

Spongebob: Hi Gary.

Gary: Meow.

Spongebob: Yes thanks for noticing. I have been working out.

Gary: Meow.

Spongebob: Not done? Doesn't that mean-

Gary: Meow.

Spongebob: Oh that's the entrance to the rooftops which leads to the lighthouse? Aha! There's another golden spatula. I could really use that.

Gary: Meow.

Spongebob: What do you mean get Sandy to help me? I can get though this.

Gary: Meow. Meow.

Spongebob: Oh that gap looks big. Okay I'm definitely not making that jump. How is anyone going to get across there? Uh-oh. More robots. Holy Dutchman's Ghost! That gap looks impossible. It's impassable. Okay, okay. I'll go get Sandy to help me out.

Sandy: Hey Larry, what's shakin?

Larry: Sandy, boy am i glad to see you. I need your help, my TV reception has been terrible lately. I need to have someone replace my old antenna with this shiny new one.

Sandy: Yessir, that there antenna is shinier than a $3 bill, well, why don't you replace it yourself?

Larry: I'm not really much of a jumper.

Sandy: So what's jumpin got to do with it?

Larry: Because the old antenna is up there.

Sandy: Woo! That's taller than a glass of Texas iced tea.

Larry: The robots have blocked off that building and i can't do all those fancy moves you and SpongeBob do to get across these gaps, all i could do is flex, wanna see?

Sandy: Yeah great, so what are you gonna do with the old antenna?

Larry: Oh that? It's yours if you replace it with a new one.

Sandy: Well i have been getting bad TV reception in the treedome. Okay Larry, you got a deal.

Mr. Krabs: Ah there you are boy, someone's broken the sea needle. Template:L Template:L Template:L

Mr. Krabs: Easy. I just clear my mind. Money, money, money. Now listen here boy, you know that i'll give you golden spatulas if you bring me shiny objects, but i'm going to sweeten the deal, if you can break all the tikis here at the sea needle. I'll give you a bonus golden spatula.

Spongebob: Why would i want to break the tikis Mr. Krabs?

Mr. Krabs: Uh, because they were laughing at you and calling you funny names.

Spongebob: What kind of funny names?

Mr. Krabs: Um, you know, Spongebob Buttpants.

Spongebob: That's not very funny.

Mr. Krabs: Uh, no, but they said your mom was ugly.

Spongebob: Ugly?! Alright Mr. Krabs, break them i shall, you've got a deal.

Mr. Krabs: Good work boy, here's the golden spatula like i promised.

Mrs Puff: Spongebob, i'm impressed how did you find them?

Spongebob: Well there were these robots, i met sandy, and the lighthouse was-

Mrs Puff: Okay, okay. Sorry i asked, here's the golden spatula that i promised you.

Spongebob: Thanks Mrs Puff. Now i'll help you guys evacuate.

Mrs Puff: But Spongebob, you don't have a driver's license.

Spongebob: Oh don't i?

Mrs Puff: No, no you don't.

Spongebob: Well if i don't, then what's this?

Mrs Puff: A library card.

Spongebob: Oh.

Larry: Spongebob, do i looked burned?

Spongebob: Well you do look a little red.

Larry: Barnacles! That darn robot.

Spongebob: Robot?!

Larry: Yeah, a big robot stole everybody's sunscreen.

Spongebob: Oh-no! Everyone will burn, and then they'll get all itchy and peel exactly.

Larry: Exactly, you can't spend a day at the beach without sunscreen. That sun is way too hot. That robot is out on the island, nobody can get to him. Spongebob, maybe you can use those sun reflectors to point the sun's rays on that robot, if you hit one of the buttons on the side of a lifeguard tower, the reflector will turn, connect all the towers and the light will shoot right out of the big reflector on the island, then all you have to do is swim out to the island and turn the big reflector onto the robot. I'll stay here and protect the babes.

Spongebob: But i uh... can't swim.

Mrs. Puff: Oh-no, the children's balloons have been overfilled, they're carrying the children out of control.

Spongebob: I don't know Mrs. Puff, it looks like they're having a lot of fun.

Mrs. Puff: Yes too much fun if you ask me, you can save the children by bubble bashing each of the balloons, bubble bash all the balloons then come see me for a reward.

Spongebob: Can do Mrs. Puff.

Mrs. Puff: My hero! You've saved the children, here's a golden spatula as a reward.

Bubble Buddy: Spongebob. I heard that you are collecting golden spatulas.

Spongebob: Yes Bubble Buddy. I am, have you seen one?

Bubble Buddy: Why yes, we were having a sandcastle contest, and somebody put a golden spatula on the top.

Spongebob: If i had a castle, i'd name it Fort Patty Town the third and Fort Patty Town the third would have a big bake sale every Monday.

Bubble Buddy: Uhh... the golden spatula?

Spongebob: Oh at the top of the sand castle. Right. That should be easy to reach.

Bubble Buddy: Well perhaps you should see for yourself.

Spongebob: Hello Gary, what's new?

Gary: Meow.

Spongebob: You don't say? Squidward bought a new sweater? Oh he's so crazy.

Gary: Meow.

Spongebob: And there's a golden spatula at the end of this cave. Wow!

Mr. Krabs: Sorry lad, but the carnival is closed. A pesky robot has taken over me ticket booth. And worse, me money. If you help me get rid of that no-good robot. I'll give you a big reward.

Mr. Krabs: Well, that's not exactly what i had in mind. I hope my insurance covers all this. Why don't you try something less expensive... er, i mean dangerous. I need them robots cleared out of the bumper boats. When you've destroyed them all, come back and see me.

Larry: Congratulations Spongebob, you're king of the beach. Here have a golden spatula.

Neptune: I have brought you two here to face a great challenge.

Spongebob: I've got nerves of steel, and muscles of sand.

Patrick: And eyes of jelly.

Neptune: My Poseidome has been breached! By a mighty for who you must vanquish.

Spongebob: Bring it on your highness. Bring! It! On!

Johnny: In this corner, defending the Poseidome, a small square guy. And his challenger, a huge murderous robot shaped like a squirrel.

Spongebob: Er... I think i need to get home. To feed Gary.

Patrick: I wanna play! I wanna play!

Spongebob: Patrick, we're not playing, we're fighting for our lives.

Patrick: I wanna play! I wanna play!

Spongebob: Oh, alright.

Patrick: That was fun, okay Spongebob. Your turn.

Spongebob: Oh, uh... whee. (Gulp)

Plankton: Exactly and as your non-friend. I worry about you. Like right now you're thinking too much. I'm worried you might really hurt yourself. Tell you what I'm gonna do. I'm gonna think for you. This way you won't hurt yourself and you can just keep working on getting me into the Chum Bucket.

Spongebob: Thanks Plankton, you're the best non friend a friend could have, no more thinking for me.

Bubble Buddy: Let me teach you how to bowl a bubble. Press this button and you'll Bowl a bubble that can knock down robots from a safe distance.

Spongebob: Wow!

Bubble Buddy: Remember though, the bubble bowl only works on things that are close to the ground.

Spongebob: Got it.

Spongebob: Wow, Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy! My heroes! Hit me with a water ball! Hit me! Hit me! Hit me!

Barnacle Boy: We don't do that stuff anymore kid. We're retired.

Mermaid Man: Is that the TV repairman?

Barnacle Boy: No it's that excited sponge kid again.

Barnacle Boy: Okay then, but lighten up a bit on the enthusiasm. You're making my bowels act up. We've got a little problem with some robots down in the Mermalair. Are you sure you're up to this task?

Spongebob: Absolutely, Barnacle Boy.

Barnacle Boy: Well go over to the couch to access the Mermalair, we'll meet you down there.

Mermaid Man: Is it pudding night yet?

Mermaid Man: Eeeevilll!

Spongebob: Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy.

Mermaid Man: Ahh!

Barnacle Boy: You shouldn't sneak up on Mermaid Man like that, his heart's not so good. Come to think of it, nothing on him is that good anymore.

Spongebob: Sorry Mermaid Man, it's just that I'm always so excited to see you two! Standing in your awesome presence gives me the chills of justice! See, I've got goosebumps on my goosebumps on my goosebumps on my goosebumps on my-

Barnacle Boy: Alright kid, knock it off just tell us what you want?

Spongebob: Well I really want a new pair of sunglasses. Patrick sat on my old ones.

Barnacle Boy: That's not what I meant.

Mermaid Man: Actually it's a good thing you showed up, young sponge of goodness!

Spongebob: It is?

Barnacle Boy: It is?

Mermaid Man: Yes, a bunch of evil robots have taken over the Mermalair security system. It's up to you to shut it down and stop them.

Barnacle Boy: Why him? We're perfectly capable superheroes.

Mermaid Man: Because it's Thursday and we have a whole bunch of doctor's appointments.

Barnacle Boy: Aww fish sticks! I forgot.

Mermaid Man: Go talk to the Mermalair computer in the next room, she'll tell you what to do.

Spongebob: I accept this awesome responsibility Mermaid Man, you won't be disappointed, shamed maybe, but not disappointed.

Mermaid Man: To the doctor's office. Away!

French Narrator: The Mermalair, secret fortress of the wrinkly superheroes. Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy.

Mermaid Man: I got a job for somebody who can throw things.

Patrick: Leave it to us, i'm great at throwing things.

Mermaid Man: All you have to do is pick up a throw-fruit and throw it and each of those funnel machines

Patrick: Thowo the throw-fruit?

Mermaid Man: No. throw the throw-fruit.

Patrick: Throw the tow-throot?

Mermaid Man: You might want to be quick about it, I tend to explode. I mean they tend to explode.

Mermaid Man: You did it. Now i can get some sleep.

Patrick: Hey I know you, you're that guy.

Barnacle boy: Hmm... we're gonna need a lot more power to activate the Hydro-acoustic Doppler modulator. Do you think you can handle this?

Patrick: I could see Squidward's house from up here, and he's not wearing any pants. Oh wait, he never wears pants.

Barnacle boy: Now listen up. There are eight cylinders over there. If you throw something at the cylinders, it'll turn around to the power side. Turn all eight cylinders around to the power side and I'll give you a reward.

Patrick: Sorry, what was that? I was watching Squidward.

Barnacle boy: Just start turning those cylinders.

Barnacle boy: Well done. Now there's enough power.

Patrick: What do you need all that power?

Barnacle boy: Why my foot bath of course. Here, have a golden spatula.

Mr. Krabs: You start the process by bubble bowling up this ramp to hit that button, good luck Spongebob my wallets counting on you.

Mr. Krabs: Well done Spongebob. Now hows about givin old Mr. Krabs that shiny gold. I'll give you a promotion.

Spongebob: A promotion?!

Mr. Krabs: Sure you'll get a whole extra ten seconds added to your break time.

Spongebob: Wow! A 20 second break! Do I dare? Nnnnnn.... I'm sorry Mr. Krabs as enticing as that sounds. I can't give this to you. I need every golden spatula I can get.

Mr. Krabs: I understand boy. I'll just dock thirty seconds from your break time instead.

Spongebob: Wow! That means I have a -20 second break! Thanks Mr. Krabs.

Computer: I have regained control of the security system. Here is the reward i promised you. You have pressed all the security buttons now press the master shutdown button.

Barnacle Boy: Well the security system has been shut down and we got a good checkup.

Barnacle Boy: Does Mermaid Man smell like sour milk?

Mermaid Man: Yes, yes i do.

Barnacle Boy: Oh-no. It looks like one of the villains is broken free.

Mermaid Man: What's that? An evildoer on the loose? Who is it? Man Ray? The Atomic Flounder? The Dirty Bubble?

Barnacle Boy: No, worse than that. He's your arch enemy. Prawn.

Mermaid Man: Prawn!

Prawn: Did someone call? Oh i thought maybe i was looking at superheroes, but now I see it's just a couple of pieces of gnarled driftwood.

Mermaid Man: Prawn! I'll never forgive you, you madman!

Spongebob: What did Prawn do?

Barnacle Boy: The worst thing you can imagine, he put all of Mermaid Man's white clothes in the washer, with a red sock.

Mermaid Man: Everything i owned turned pink! Pink!

Spongebob: How horrible!

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Mrs. Puff: I've gone down this hill a hundred times, usually rolling darn kids think it's funny to push me. But if you can beat my time down the hill. I'll give you a golden spatula.

Larry: I'm the fastest there is. My time down this slope is unbeatable. I'll give you a golden spatula if you can beat my time.

Bubble Buddy: I fly like the wind and float like a sea-bee. If you can beat my time down the hill. I'll give you a golden spatula.

Plankton: Hello my most favorite friend in the whole world. I found another golden spatula for you.

Spongebob: Oh Boy! Can i have it?

Plankton: Sure, if you fall down to the bottom of this pit.

Spongebob: Isn't there a safer way?

Plankton: It's always safety with you people. Hmm... I suppose you could Bungie down. Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L

Squidward: Wouldn't mind!? Of course i mind. It's only the most expensive skiing equipment you can buy. And what does Patrick want with that stuff anyway? He doesn't even know how to ski. Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L {{L|Sandy|SpongeBob, hurry. Squidward's in more trouble than a chile relleno in a pan of grease. We have to help. Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L

Sandy: Good idea Spongebob, but it's time to stop yappin and get to it.

Template:L Sandy: That does it! You've pushed this squirrel too far. Get ready for a hot fudge twister. Texas style.

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Plankton: Oh uh, I said 'will I ever get back into the Chum Bucket to stain all my pots?' Yes.

Spongebob: Hmmm, something's fishy here.

Spongebob: What's wrong Mr. Krabs?You don't look so good.

Mr. Krabs: You gotta help me boy, the Krusty Krab has been overrun by a bunch of them hoodlum robots of yers. They've booted me out. And worse, they've got hold me beautiful shiny objects.

Spongebob: Defiling the Krusty Krab?! Is there no end to their evil? What are we going to do Mr. Krabs?

Mr. Krabs: We (meaning you) are going to clear the robots out, get me back me restaurant, and most importantly, rescue me money.

Mr. Krabs: Whew! You had me worried there for a bit boy, worried for me money of course. (laughs) Here, take this as your reward.

Spongebob: Bubble Buddy. I bet the next move you teach me will be the best one ever.

Bubble Buddy: Absapositivelootly Spongebob.

Spongebob: Super pinky shake on it?

Bubble Buddy: I would if i had pinkies.

Spongebob: Here. I'll blow you some.

Bubble Buddy: Yeah, maybe later. Now pay attention Spongebob, this bubbles a doozy.

Spongebob: Paying my entire salary in attention.

Bubble Buddy: When you're not moving, press this button and you'll blow a bubble that you can steer as it flies through the air.

Spongebob: Wow!

Bubble Buddy: Aim carefully though, you've only got a few seconds of flight time before the bubble pops.

Spongebob: I'm a bubble blowing machine.

French Narrator: Here we are in the Kelp Forest. An interesting area with many sights to see. For those that don't get hopelessly lost first.

Spongebob: Hi Mrs. Puff, driving class isn't out here today is it?

Mrs Puff: Uh... no Spongebob. Why do you say that? Do you think we'd have class out here just to hide from you? How silly. I'm just uh... gathering twigs for winter. Yes, that's it.

Spongebob: Oh can i help? I have a merit badge in twig gathering.

Mrs Puff: Actually, you can help with something else. These robots showed up and scared all the students- I mean campers, off into the forest. Before the Ranger arrives, someone needs to go out and find them.

Spongebob: I'll help you find them Mrs. Puff. I'm the sponge for the job.

Mrs Puff: Thanks Spongebob. I'll make sure to give you a nice reward when you found all of them.

Patrick: Hi Mr. Krabs. What are you doing here?

Mr Krabs: Ahoy Patrick. I'm trying to return 3 stone tikis to this pedestal so I can get to the kelp cave across that bridge, there could be customers in there. I saw 3 tikis scattered around this area, but me old brain couldn't figure out how to get them back up here.

Patrick: Can i try?

Mr Krabs: Sure why not. I need a good laugh. There's a golden spatula up there for you if you succeed.

Patrick: Oh boy Mr. Krabs. I'll see what i can do.

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Flying Dutchman: I don't need any cookies. {{L|SpongeBob|But I'm not a shell scout.

Flying Dutchman: Look kid. I'm too disturbed to scare the bejeezus out off you right now come back later.

Spongebob: What's the matter?

Flying Dutchman: It's these darn robots, they've thrown me off my own ship, they have. Being thrown off your own ship is like having your pants pulled down in front of casual acquaintances. It's a sad, sad thing. Now those robots have got their own pirate ship and they're blasting away at each other.

Spongebob: Is there anything i can do to make you feel better?

Flying Dutchman: Well, now that you mention it... get up to my ship and use the cannons to single-handedly defeat the robot ship. Any questions?

Spongebob: Is that adorable hat available in a size 3?

Flying Dutchman: No, but if you do this, a golden spatula be your booty. Now get going.

Spongebob: Ahoy there Mr. Squidward. Swab the poop deck.

Squidward: Yes hilarious. Don't you have a Platinum Whisk to get?

Spongebob: That's golden spatula.

Squidward: Whatever, there's one up there.

Mr. Krabs: Ahoy there Spongebob, swab the poop deck.

Spongebob: I already did that joke with Squidward Mr. Krabs.

Mr. Krabs: Yes, well... it's a good one though, eh?

Spongebob: Sure is.

Mr. Krabs: Here's what you need to do, destroy all the power generators on the robot ship, once the power is off, you'll be able to shoot the Dutchman's cannons to destroy the robot ship.

Spongebob: Cannon do Mr. Krabs.

Spongebob: We did it! We got your ship back and defeated the robots.

Flying Dutchman: That you did, but know that i look at it. I think i'll keep this golden spatula. It's so nice and shiny. It reminds me my first buried treasure.

Spongebob: But what about our deal?

Flying Dutchman: Never make a deal with a ghost. Deals don't mean anything to me. Except for that great deal i got on butter churn back in 1873. What a prize i tell you. Nothing beats creamy hand churned butter.

Sandy: Wait just a cotton-pickin minute Butter Boy. We did all that stuff and you're backing out like a sea weasel.

Flying Dutchman: Sea weasel? Arrr. them's fightin words. If you want this gold thingy so bad, come and get it.

Sandy: Your on.

Sandy: Had enough you dirty ghost?

Flying Dutchman: Dirty? I'll have you know this jacket's been cleaned, twice.

Spongebob: Everyone stop fighting! I think i have an idea.

Sandy: Here you go!

Flying Dutchman: Ooh! It looks like me ship, It's even got the little mold and flies. How thoughtful. Alright you rapscallions. Here's the golden spatula.

Spongebob: Dream bubbles? I'm surrounded by dream bubbles. Wonder what that means. Gary what are you doing here?

Gary: Meow.

Spongebob: Oh so i'm dreaming. Well then first thing i'm gonna do is dream myself up a mustache.

Gary: Meow.

Spongebob: Thanks Gary, it does make me look more rugged doesn't it?

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Larry: Wow your dream is massive.

Sandy: Everything in Texas is big, even dreams.

Larry: Then you're just the right person to reach the spatula on top of that golden acorn.

Sandy: My dream, my rules. I'll get that spatula faster than a Texas Jackrabbit crossing the four-lane highway.

Plankton: Who puts challenges in their own dreams?

Sandy: Squirrels. We're tough like that.

Plankton: Oh you'll need to be real tough to make this series of swings.

Sandy: I could do it in my sleep.

Plankton: You are asleep.

Sandy: As i said in my sleep.

Plankton: Well there's a golden spatula out there for you if you make it far enough.

Sandy: I'll do it so fast it'll make your head spin faster than a horny toad on a merry-go-round.

Plankton: Why can't I ever just dream normal dreams of world domination. Template:L Template:L {{L|Mr. Krabs|Hard time boy, or at least it feels like it. Do you think you can make it across this sheet of music to the golden spatula on Squidward's big nose? Template:L

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Squidward: Forget the hat, get that spatula and get us out of here.

Spongebob: It's like a shiny golden toothpick that holds together the bun of-

Squidward: We don't have time for this!

Squidward: Finally, now we can leave. But first i need my paycheck. Mr. Krabs? Excuse me? Mr. Krabs?

Spongebob: Patrick. You have a golden spatula. Give it here.

Patrick: Not so fast Spongebob. You'll have to pass my test before you get this golden spatula.

Plankton: Yes, yes! It was me all the time. Behold! The Duplocatotron. I've registered the name so don't even think of ripping me off. With this. I can make a robot copy of anyone. I was going to make an army of loyal robots that would obey my every command. Template:L

Plankton: I er... i forgot to set the switch to obey. but now that daddy's home, i can fix that. (Pause) What's wrong now? It should be working.

Robo-Plankton: It is working, their obeying me.

Plankton: I knew i should'nt have made a copy of myself, but i'm just so cute. Template:L

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Patrick: What did he do?

Squidward: What? Oh. Ah. Erm. Yeah.

Plankton: All my plans. Ruined! That does it. I'm becoming a lawyer

Robo-Plankton: You haven't defeated me yet, i still have more robots all over Bikini Bottom. I'll summon them all, and we'll see. Uh-Oh.

Robo-Plankton-2: I'll destroy you.

Robo-Plankton: You'll destroy me? I'll destroy you.

Robo-Plankton-2: I'll destroy you twice as hard.

Robo-Plankton-3: Oh yeah? I'll destroy you, plus one.

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