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This article is a transcript of the SpongeBob SquarePants episode "Boss for a Day" from season 12, which aired on July 17, 2020.

  • [This episode starts at the Krusty Krab when Mr. Krabs is trying to sort out some chaos.]
  • Mr. Krabs: Where's that order for table 3? Table 5 ready to be bust. There's a spill in the bathroom! I need you swabbing the deck, Mr. Squidward! [His eyes act like periscopes and then notices something.] SpongeBob! Table 8 needs more coral fries! Hop to it boy!
  • SpongeBob: [Gasping] I'm hoping sir.
  • Incidental 13: My thirst is not yet quenched. [moaning]
  • Mr. Krabs: Ha, tiyah, here you go, no free refills. [laughs]
  • Mr. Krabs: Yep [showing his claw] takes a pretty steady claw to oversee this ship [his claw barks and smells like a dog] what is it, girl? What do you smell?[laughs, then scrubbing his claws] You're a good girl.
  • SpongeBob: [opens the door directly Mr. Krabs' butt] Order up!
  • [Mr. Krabs falling into a customer, broke the table, smashing things into a pole, knock down the "Krusty Krab" sign, falls in the road, and a penny fall into the road]
  • Worker fish: Hey, a penny!
  • [a piano falls into Mr. Krabs, and the ambulance arrives]
  • SpongeBob: Somebody call an ambulance!
  • SpongeBob: Oh, they are here.
  • [Squidward walks outside]
  • SpongeBob: Wait, Mr. Krabs. Who's in charge while you're out?
  • [Mr. Krabs wakes up, he chooses between SpongeBob and Squidward, pointing to SpongeBob with his mouth as piano keys]
  • [Mr. Krabs' claw is broken and is making weird sounds]
  • Incidental 25: Let's go.
  • SpongeBob: Oh, he picked me. I'm in charge!
  • SpongeBob: Don't worry, Mr. Krabs. I'll be the best boss that Krusty Krab ever had.
  • SpongeBob: I love you Mr. Krabs.
  • Squidward: Ha, you can not do Mr. Krabs' job.
  • SpongeBob: [cries]I can't?
  • Squidward: Course not. You're gonna get some annoying idea in your head, act all silly and ruin everything. [starts walking] Like you always do.
  • SpongeBob: (thinking) I guess if I want a boss like Mr. Krabs. [looks like Mr. Krabs] I learned to think like Mr. Krabs [laughs like Mr. Krabs]
  • [Incidental 49 takes Krabs to the Krusty Krab in a wheelchair]
  • SpongeBob: (opens the door) Mr. Krabs, I'm so glad you're back! [smiles and then Mr. Krabs shaking]
  • SpongeBob: [push his wheelchair back up]
  • Mr. Krabs: Woh!
  • SpongeBob: Just wait, do wow see what i've done to your restaurant. [pulling the wheelchair and headed to the Krusty Krab and look around him and his customers]
  • SpongeBob: Nothing. Is it great? Everything's just how you left it. Whenever we have a problem around here, I ask myself what would Mr. Krabs do.
  • SpongeBob: [turn Mr. Krabs' wheelchair and make Mr. Krabs dizzy] I will go that.
  • SpongeBob: I even hired a new fry cook since I'm too busy being the boss now.
  • [SpongeBob turned Mr. Krabs' wheelchair to see the new fry cook]
  • SpongeBob: Just like you would have done.
  • [Mr. Krabs makes weird sounds and Patrick wearing SpongeBob's pants and spatula is in in his bellybutton and put it back and he tried to eat a Patty]
  • SpongeBob: Don't worry, I taught him everything I know. [turn Mr. Krabs' wheelchair and make Mr. Krabs dizzy again]
  • [Patrick puts the spatula in his mouth and he grab the ketchup and puts the spatula back in his hand and the spatula is drooling and he flipped the ketchup with the spatula and put it on the grill and the grill is burning and the ketchup is about to explode, and Squidward reading his book and his face, part of his book and the window is covered with ketchup ]
  • Patrick: Order Up!
  • [Squidward making very angry]
  • SpongeBob: You'll have a better view of my material magic from over here. [turn Mr. Krabs' wheelchair and make Mr. Krabs dizzy again]
  • Incidental 69: I need more napkins.
  • SpongeBob: Ooo, here we go. Watch me work! Your napkins, sir.
  • Incidental 69: Thank you.
  • Incidental 23: [the baby is jumping down the table] Hey! This table is too wobbly.
  • SpongeBob: [hand duck tape] Don't let the boss take care of that.
  • [The table is not wobbly and the baby is ducktaped and making weird sounds]
  • Incidental 42: Hm.
  • Squidward: What do you want?
  • SpongeBob: [graps] Squidward, what would Mr. Krabs say?
  • SpongeBob: [looking like Mr. Krabs] It's the Krusty Krab, Mr. Squidward. We're always polite to our billion customers.
  • Squidward: Welcome to the Krusty Krab. May I please take your order?
  • SpongeBob: Remember, Squidward. Service with a smile. Here. Try one of Mr. Krab's vintage training devices. [put Squidward's head the training device]
  • Squidward: [freaky smile] May I take your order?
  • Incidental 42: Oh, uh. I'll take a Krabby patty. Hold the freaky smile.
  • SpongeBob: I think that went pretty well, don't you.
  • Squidward: No, SpongeBob! You ruined everything!
  • [Squidward and SpongeBob heard a loud noise]
  • SpongeBob: Hold that constructive criticism, Squidward. I'll be right back
  • SpongeBob: Patrick, what are you doing?
  • Patrick: I'm cleaning the deli slicer. I use the tongs like you said.
  • SpongeBob: [look like Mr. Krabs] Na, na, na. The tongs are holding bags not bricks.
  • SpongeBob: Let me finish this pal, you'll get back on the grill.
  • [Patrick gets back and he throws with a brick at the deli slicer, and a brick directly to the window to Mr. Krab's face and Mr. Krabs gets dizzy]
  • [The next scene is Patrick is at his grill]
  • [Patrick is smashing his spatula]
  • SpongeBob: Hey, um, Patrick? Could you, er... bump the grill temperature up about half a degree?
  • Patrick: Fine.
  • [Patrick is flipping the patties in the counterclockwise with his spatula]
  • SpongeBob: [tapping his finger to Patrick] And you should be flipping the patties with the clockwise wrist motion because [looking like Mr. Krabs] the customer always make a difference.
  • Patrick: Whatever you say, boss. Oh, dirty.
  • [Patrick is smashing the patties with his spatula and puts the Krabby Patty in the wrong order]
  • SpongeBob: [gasps] No, Patrick! We went over this! It goes bun, patty, cheese, pickles, lettuce, tomatoes, bun, not bun, patty, cheese, lettuce, pickles, tomatoes, bun.
  • Patrick: That's it! This was supposed to be fun, but now it's...er... the other thing! I quit! [he rips his pants and throws his pants]
  • Patrick: These too.
  • SpongeBob: But, Patrick, you are my best friend-mployee.
  • SpongeBob: [walking to the door and spins vertically and his eyes, nose, mouth disappear] Woah!
  • SpongeBob: [falls down to the ground and the second SpongeBob's eyes, nose, mouth and pants appeared] Spoink!
  • SpongeBob: Wow! Aren't you a real slice off the old block?
  • SpongeBob: [grabs his spatula, and the other SpongeBob surprised] Can you work the grill?
  • SpongeBob: [grabs his spatula and takeover his job, and laughs] Mm-hmm. Ha! You're hired! [grabs his spatula and points to his body and walking to the door]
  • SpongeBob: [his face blows up and down] Ah...
  • Angry Mob: [talking angry to Squidward]
  • Squidward: [walking out the Krusty Krab with a angry face]
  • SpongeBob: [talking like Mr. Krabs and looking like him] Mr. Squidward, it's not time for your break.
  • Squidward: I'm taking a permanent break. From you. I quit! [walking out the Krusty Krab with a angry face]
  • SpongeBob: No! [angry mob walking to SpongeBob]
  • SpongeBob: Uh, oh. I need more employees.
  • SpongeBob: [pointing his finger] Ooh... Just a second, everybody. [grabs a thing and spoink himself and make a paper airplane to the cashier]
  • SpongeBob: How can I help you?
  • Customers: [come and order something]
  • SpongeBob: Woo! Everything is under control now, Mr. K.
  • SpongeBob: I guarantee it.
  • Customer: Oh, dear. Oops, I spilled...
  • Customer: Whoa! [trips and falls]
  • Customer: [water on his head and Krabby Patty on his legs] Oops, I fell down.
  • SpongeBob: No!
  • Customer: [pointing to the TV] Hey! How come our TV don't work.
  • SpongeBob: Oh, No!
  • Customer: [waving his hand like a fan and he's sweating] It's too hot in here..
  • SpongeBob: [worrying]
  • Customer: [freezing] It's too cold in here.
  • SpongeBob: [looking around] What do I do? What do I do?
  • Mr. Krabs: [feels angry and going up and down]
  • SpongeBob: [waving his hands] Everybody, stop.
  • SpongeBob: [goes into the kitchen, spoik with a shovel thrice, put himself thrice in a drawer and go to the deli slicer, blows his hands, and goes into the deli slicer, appearing himself eleven times, help the customers, trying to make Mr. Krabs dizzy]
  • Patrick: Don't mind me. I'm just here to clean out my desk. [cleaning out and walking out in the nude]
  • SpongeBob: [dancing and then blowing copies of SpongeBob] No! My slices!
  • Customer: [water on his head and Krabby Patty on his legs again]
  • SpongeBob: Stop, please! You're ruining the Krusty Krab dining experience.
  • SpongeBob: [copies of SpongeBob in the fan and then the customers hurt]
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