Bubblestand/transcript

Template:BTranscript (The Episode opens up with the camera zooming in on Conch Street. SpongeBob opens the front door of his house and sucks in some fresh air.)

SpongeBob:What a Wonderful Day. (He Tip-Toes outside.) The Sun is Out, the water is shimering, scallops are churping. It's so Peaceful. (He Pauses. He Then reaches out and grabs planks, nails and a hammer and begans constructing nosily. Squidward peaks outside his window.)
Squidward: Can we lower the volume please?! I can't work with all that racket going on!
SpongeBob: Oh! Sure Thing Squidward!
Squidward: Yeah Right.
SpongeBob: OK. (He bangs the hammer lightly on the nail and turns around to look at Squidward's House. He does this several times to make sure that he is not banging too loudly. The Camera then cuts to inside Squidward's House. He has his clarinet in his hand.)
Squidward: And now for some southing sounds from Squidward's Clarinet. Thank You. Thank You. (He sucks in some air and begins playing his clarinet. The Camera cuts back to SpongeBob who quickly finishes the construction.) I Thought I... Wha-
SpongeBob: Hey Squidward! Want to blow some bubbles? Only 25 Cents!
Squidward: Oh Right. Like I would a moment of my time, blowing bubbles.
SpongeBob: Uh-Huh.
Squidward: Oh Pleaz! I mean who in the World would pay to blow Bubbles?! (Patrick's rock opens up.)
Patrick: Good Morning. (He falls off his rock and crashes onto the floor.)
Squidward: Oh Boy.
SpongeBob: Good Morning to you sir. Would you care to blow a bubble?
Patrick: Oh. How much is it?
SpongeBob: Only a Quarter.
Patrick: Sounds Resonable. (He then Whispers:) I'm going to need to borrow a quarter.
SpongeBob: Sure thing, Patrick. (He takes one out of his pocket and hands it to Patrick.)
Patrick: Ah, One Quater. (He hands it back to SpongeBob who bites it to make sure it is real.)
SpongeBob: Thank You.
Squidward: Yes. Business is Booming. (He laughs as he walks away from his window.) How did I ever get surronded by such loser neighbours. (He continues to play his clarinet. The Camera cuts back to SpongeBob who is dipping a bubble wand into bubble mixture.)
SpongeBob: One Bubble Wand. Dipped and Ready to Go. (Patrick takes it from him.)
Patrick: Ah. (Patrick blows at the wand but nothing comes out. He also breaks his eyes and runs out of breath in the process. SpongeBob puts a card on the stand saying: "Lessons 25c.")
SpongeBob: Could I intrest you in some lessons? Only 25 Cents.
Patrick: (getting his breath back.) Very Well Then. Hey Sponge, can I borrow another quarter? (SpongeBob hands Patrick another Quarter.) Thanks.
SpongeBob: Okay, Patrick. It's all in the technique. First go like this, (He raises his leg.) spin around, Stop! Double-Take Three Times. (He quickly looks in the opposite direction three times.) One, Two, Three. Then, Pelvic Thrust! (He Swooshes around in a circle.) Woo! Wooo! Stop on your right foot. Don't Forget it! Now it's time to "Bring it around Town!" (He Twists his body around in a circle.) "Bring it Around Town." Then you do this and this and (He twists his body into a varitey of shapes.) and then (He Blows a big duck and two smaller ducks. They Pop.)
Patrick: Oooh! (SpongeBob runs over and blows a cube,) Ah! Ha-Ha. (followed by an entire caterpillar. Each bubble comes apart and pops. Patrick Laughs. SpongeBob spins around and blows a boat.) Whoa! (The Boat floats away and explodes making the sound of SpongeBob's alarm clock.)
Squidward: Huh?! (He shakes his clarinet)
SpongeBob: And Now, With Two Hands! (He takes a deep breath and blows a bubble that is the shape of an elephant.)
Patrick: (Laughing.) It's a Giraffe! (Patrick continues laughing as the bubble floats it's way into Squidward's house and explodes, making the sound of an elephant. An angry Squidward opens the door of his house and walks over to the stand. SpongeBob and Patrick duck down under it. SpongeBob places a folded index card saying "Closed" onto the stand.)
SpongeBob: Excuse me sir but we are clos-
Squidward: Don't give me any of that! How can you two possibly make all this noise by just blowing bubbles?!
SpongeBob: We're not just blowing bubbles. We're making bubble art. Watch Carfully. (SpongeBob performs his technique to Squidward.) First go like this, (He raises his leg.) spin around, Stop! Double-Take Three Times. (He quickly looks in the opposite direction three times.) One, Two, Three. Then, Pelvic Thrust! (He Swooshes around in a circle.) Woo! Wooo! Stop on your right foot. Don't Forget it! Now it's time to "Bring it around Town!" (He Twists his body around in a circle.) "Bring it Around Town." Then you do this and this and (He twists his body into a varitey of shapes.) and then (SpongeBob blows a bubble shaped like a butterfly that floats over to Squidward's head and pops.)
Squidward: That's not art. That's just annoying. Blowing Bubbles. That's the lamest idea I have ever heard. (SpongeBob and Patrick deflate and sadly walk into SpongeBob's House.) You Should be ashamed of yourselves.