A SquarePants Family Vacation/transcript

• (Mr. Krabs walks out from his house)
• Mr. Krabs: Please be money, please be money. (Pulls out postcard from mailbox.) Oh! That's not money. It's from SpongeBob. (Reads postcard) "Dear Mr. Krabs, please come to my house tonight. I am having a free money party." Free money party!? "This sounds too good to be true!"
• (Cuts to scene at Squidward by his mailbox)
• Squidward: (Reads postcard) "Dear Squidward, come tomy house tonight I am having a latte sipping contest. This sound too good to be true!"
• (Cuts to Sandy Cheeks treedome)
• Sandy: (Reading postcard) "Please come by my house tonight. I'm having a science fair. Oh SpongeBob this sounds plumb good to be true!" (Science experiment fizzes)
• (Cuts to Larry the Lobster lifting weights)
• Larry: (Reading postcard) "Um..I am having a weight lifting competiton! This sounds too good to be true!"
• (Cuts to Mrs. Puff)
• Mrs. Puff: (Gasps while reading postcard) "A quiet evening studying the rules of the road? That sounds too good to be true."
• (Cuts to the Chum Bucket and Plankton)
• Plankton: (Reading postcard) "A meeting of the minds to dicuss the downfall of the Krusty Krab? This sounds too good to be true!"
• (Cuts to Mr. Krabs knocking on SpongeBob's door)
• SpongeBob: Welcome friends! Please come in!
• (The gang walks in)
• SpongeBob: I'm so you all could make it! Tonight is going to be a magical evening filled with... magic!
• Mr. Krabs: Eh... SpongeBob?
• SpongeBob: "Yes, Mr. Krabs?"
• Mr. Krabs: Can we skip the magic and get right to the free money?
• Squidward: What about the latte sipping?
• Larry the Lobster: And what about the pumping of the iron?
• Plankton: And diblogical cocerispy?
• Sandy: And let's not forget the science fair!
• SpongeBob: The real reason I called you here was to watch this slideshow of photos from my family vacation!
• Mr. Krabs, Plankton, Mrs. Puff, Larry the Lobster, Sandy Cheeks, Squidward and Pearl: I knew it was too good to be true!
• (Patrick bursts through the crowd)
• Patrick: Sorry I'm late SpongeBob! I had to find my movie watching hat!
• Plankton: That does it I'm out of here!
• (All of SpongeBob's friends except Patrick stomp out squashing Plankton)
• SpongeBob: Wait! Wait! You're going to miss the first slide! (Clicks button)
• (A slide of Patrick appears on the screen, but it's not centered onto the projector)
• Squidward: Looks more like a slip than a slide. Ha ha ha!
• Mr. Krabs: Seen enough. [They start leaving now when Sandy is angry]