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Mr. Krabs: [Mutters]

Spongebob: Mr. Krabs, what 'cha doing?

Patrick: Oh, ahoy, Spongebob. I was just using this old toothpaste I found to patch up this small hole in the wall.

Squidward: (Offscreen) Good thing you didn't hire a professional to do that.

Mr. Krabs: And why is that, Mr. Squidward?

Squidward: Because then you don't get to repair it once.

Spongebob: So what flavor is it?

Mr. Krabs: I-It's just a hole in the wall. It doesn't have a flavor.

Spongebob: No, I mean the toothpaste!

Mr. Krabs: Oh!! Well, I think it's-- [Crack, Snap, Crash]

Spongebob: Hey, look, Mr. Krabs! The small hole in the wall just become the medium sized hole in the wall!

Squidward: Time to get out the dental floss. Ha.

Kid Evelyn: Thanks for taking us to the Krusty Krab, dad.

Kid Monroe: Yeah, mom never brought us here.

Frank: Heh, anytime kids. What the?

Spongebob: Careful now...

Frank: Hey, you guys put in a drive thru.

Mr. Krabs: We did?

Frank: Great, I'll have three large krabby patties, krabby fries, a krabby cola, and two extra large order of krabby rings. [Sniff] Is this toothpaste?

Mr. Krabs: Boy I don't know how I think of this stuff, but I think I got a winner! We are puttin' in... a drive thru.

Spongebob: A dri-- OH!!!

Squidward: Sounds like a lot of extra work to me.

Mr. Krabs: You mean For you?

[Bang, Cash Register Dings]

Squidward: It'll cost you money.

Mr. Krabs: Oh nonsense. We'll build it for free.