Food Con Castaways/transcript
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- [the episode begins at the Krusty Krab where Squidward is blowing a bunch of paper from straws onto a large stack]
- Mr. Krabs: [bursts through the front door] Rev your excitement engines, Mr. Squidward! [shaking Squidward] Do you not know what tomorrow is?
- Squidward: Another monotonous day I spend walking in slow motion towards an empty horizon?
- Mr. Krabs: No, that's today! Tomorrow is Food Con!
- SpongeBob: [appears from the blown paper straw stack] Whoo! Food Con! Wait, what's a Food Con?
- Squidward: Additionally, who cares?
- Mr. Krabs: Mr. Squidward! Food Con is the biggest convention of food fans in the entire ocean! [cue an imaginary sequence with Mr. Krabs and others are at Food Con] The best chefs and cooks gather together and compete for the top prize: The Golden Cornucopia! [an image is shown with the Mayor giving Mr. Krabs the Golden Cornucopia]
- SpongeBob: Oh boy! The Krabby Patty is a sure bet to win the Golden Cornucopia!
- Mr. Krabs: You darn tootin' it is! And you two will be my right claw men! Eh, could use some extra muscle to set up the booth. [he looks over to see Patrick trying to eat a Krabby Patty and ends up lifting the table to eat it] Perfect! Let's hit the road!
- [scene change to outside the Krusty Krab]
- Mr. Krabs: As you can see gentlemen, I have spared no expense on our transportation! [camera pans over to a nice, looking boat]
- SpongeBob, Patrick, and Squidward: Whoa!
- [the nicer boat suddenly drives away and smaller, run-down boat with a trailer on the back is shown]
- Mr. Krabs: Ta da!
- SpongeBob: Woo!
- Patrick: What a ride!
- Squidward: [groans]
- Mr. Krabs: [opens the trailer revealing it is full of Krabby Patties] And I brought plenty of free samples to sell!
- SpongeBob: This is the best day ever
- SpongeBob and Patrick: Road trip! [the both play the air guitar as Squidward gets covered in exhaust from Mr. Krabs' boat]