A Flea in Her Dome/transcript

(SpongeBob is by his pineapple crying and wailing. Patrick comes by and cheers SpongeBob up.)

Patrick: There, there, SpongeBob. No need to cry.

SpongeBob: Yes, there is, Patrick. Sandy's been gone for two whole days.

Patrick: TWO WHOLE DAYS?! (starts wailing)

SpongeBob: Oh, why'd she have to go to that science convention in "Tehas?"

Patrick: Tehas! (continues crying)

SpongeBob: (looks at his watch) She won't be back for one more hour, twenty-six minutes, and forty-seven seconds.

Patrick: Oh, forty-seven seconds...

(SpongeBob and Patrick cry tears into each other's faces)

Patrick: I miss Sandy so much. Her tentacles, the way she plays clarinet, her massive nose.

SpongeBob: Patrick, that's Squidward. He's not gone. He's right here.

(Pan to the left where Squidward's planting flowers.)

Squidward: No, I'm not. (walks away)

SpongeBob: I sure do miss that squirrel. Her karate chopping, that ten-gallon glass dome over her dome. And who can forget those buck teeth? (his teeth shine) After Sandy gets back, we're going to tell her how much we miss her.

Patrick: Is Sandy the one I call "Mom"?

SpongeBob: No, Patrick, that's your Mother, but that does give me an idea. We'll throw Sandy the mother of Welcome Home Parties! Come on, Patrick! To the treedome!

(Disorted trumpet fanfare.)

Patrick: Wha-hey! (runs off)