A Flea in Her Dome/transcript
(SpongeBob is by his pineapple crying and wailing. Patrick comes by and cheers SpongeBob up)
Patrick: There, there, SpongeBob. No need to cry.
SpongeBob: Yes, there is, Patrick. Sandy's been gone for two whole days.
Patrick: TWO WHOLE DAYS?! (starts wailing)
SpongeBob: Oh, why'd she have to go to that science convention in "Tehas?"
Patrick: Tehas!
SpongeBob: (looks at his watch) She won't be back for one more hour, twenty-six minutes, and forty-seven seconds.
Patrick: Oh, forty-seven seconds...
(SpongeBob and Patrick cry tears into each other's faces)
Patrick: I miss Sandy so much. Her tentacles, the way she plays clarinet. Her massive nose. (grows a nose like Squidward's. Then a few seconds later it disappears)
SpongeBob: Patrick, that's Squidward. He's not gone. He's right here.
(Squidward's planting flowers.)
Squidward: No, I'm not. (walks into his house)
SpongeBob: I sure do miss that squirrel. Her karate chopping. That ten-gallon glass dome over her dome. And who can forget those buck teeth? (shows his buck teeth. They shine) After Sandy gets back, we're going to let her know how much we miss her.
Patrick: Is Sandy the one I call "Mom"?
SpongeBob: No, Patrick, that's your mother, but that does give me an idea. We'll throw Sandy the mother of Welcome Home Parties! Patrick, to the treedome! (runs off)
(Disorted trumpet fanfare.)
Patrick: Wha-hey! (runs off too)
(SpongeBob and Patrick go to Sandy's with party supplies. They try to write "WELCOME HOME SANDY" on a banner, and SpongeBob writes from left to right, while Patrick writes from right to left. The banner ends up reading "WELCOMANDY". Patrick tries to blow up a balloon with his water helmet, but fails. SpongeBob gets an idea. He and Patrick jump out of Sandy's tree with the balloons. As they fall, the ballons fill up with air. Next we see SpongeBob putting the icing on a round cake with "WELCOME HOME SANDY" printed on it, but thenPatrick eats it. He spits it out. The cake is now in the shape of Texas and SpongeBob and Patrick are also on it with a few hearts. Then SpongeBob and Patrick pull a rope that puts a sign on Sandy's tree)
SpongeBob: We've readied this place for Sandy's arrival, which should be about, whoo, right now. (the bus comes. Sandy walks out and SpongeBob and Patrick run outside) Welcome home Sandy! We know that we missed ya...
Driver: NO!!! No one wants to hear you sing.
Sandy: Sorry, SpongeBob. He's got a fierce "no singing" policy.
SpongeBob: That's okay, Sandy, as long as you don't have a "no partying" policy. (Sandy giggles and the threesome enter the treedome) First cake, then, we'll karate-chop, and then...
Sandy: (looks at the surprise, then gets an itch and scratches it) Wow, guys. You two, uh, really know, uh, how to, uh, throw a party.
SpongeBob: I knew it. You have been itching to see us.
Sandy: Well, something's making my skin crawl.