A Flea in Her Dome/transcript

[view of Patrick’s rock, Squidward and SpongeBob’s home. Zoom in to Spongebob wailing, sitting in the area between his pineapple and Squidward’s home. Patrick walks up and picks Spongebob up, holding him over his shoulder]
Patrick: [patting Spongebob’s back] There, there, Spongebob. No need to cry.
[view of the back of Patrick’s head and shoulder, Spongebob pops his head up off of Patrick]
Spongebob: Yes there is, Patrick. [Spongebob turns so that his body faces forward and his eyes line up with Patrick’s, who is still holding him up] Sandy’s been gone for two whole days! [Patrick drops him]
Patrick: Two whole days?! [his eyes pop out from their sockets and he begins to wail, camera zooms out to show Spongebob standing next to him]
Spongebob: Oh, why’d she have to go to that science convention in Teyhas?
Patrick: Teyhas!
Spongebob: [sniffs, lifts left arm and looks at his watch] She won’t be back for one more hour, twenty-six minutes and forty-seven seconds.
Patrick: Oh, forty-seven seconds! [Spongebob and Patrick begin to cry tears back and fourth into each other’s faces several times, zoom to Patrick] Oh, I miss her so much; her tentacles [waves arms, zoom back out to show Spongebob], the way she plays clarinet - her massive nose! [a nose like Squidward’s pops onto his face, Patrick’s arms in the air as if pointing to it]
Spongebob: Patrick, that’s Squidward. [Patrick’s Squidward-like nose disappears] He’s not gone, he’s right here. [He points to the left. Pan to show Squidward next to him, planting a flower]
Squidward: [looks at Spongebob] No, I’m not. [He drops the flower into the ground. Camera zooms out to show Squidward’s house and part of Spongebob’s, Pat and Bob still in the area between the two houses. Squidward stands and walks into his home, slamming the door behind him. Zoom back to Spongebob and Patrick]
Spongebob: I sure do miss that squirrel. [sniff] Her karate chopping, [does chopping motion with his left arm] that ten gallon glass dome over her dome [lifts arms, partly shaping a circle around his head. Zoom to just Spongebob‘s face, smiling slightly]. And who can forget those buck teeth? [his buck teeth show, sparkling. Zoom back to Pat and Bob] After Sandy gets back, we’re gonna let her know just how much we miss her!
Patrick: [scratching head, confused] Is Sandy the one I call ‘mom’?
Spongebob: No, Patrick, that’s your mother. [appears to cheer up] But that does give me an idea! We'll throw Sandy the mother of welcome home parties! Patrick, to the treedome! [runs off, distorted trumpet fanfare plays]
Patrick: Wa-hey! [runs after Spongbob]
[Bubbles transition the screen to a view of Sandy’s dome-house. Zoom to the entrance, Spongebob and Patrick sneaking near it. Spongebob twirls the handle open and the two run in. View of Spongebob and Patrick painting on a blue banner with white paint, Spongebob writing from left to right, Patrick the opposite - they run out of space on the banner, and it reads “WELCOMANDY“. Balloons transition to the next screen, Patrick breathing in deeply. He holds an uninflated balloon to the fishbowl around his head and tries to blow it up, failing. He gasps for air and Spongebob walks over, knocking on Patrick‘s bowl to get his attention. Zoom out to the two of them, Sandy‘s tree behind Spongebob. Spongebob points up, Patrick looks to that direction. A ground-view of the tree‘s leaves is shown, Patrick and Spongebob appear from the leaves, jumping out and holding balloons. The balloons fill with air as they float down. They stop, floating in midair just above the ground and start to kick their legs trying to reach it. Balloons float across the screen, transitioning to Spongebob icing a cake which reads ‘WELCOME HOME SANDY!‘.]
Spongebob: [satisfied] Ah!
[A zoom of the cake is shown, two red hearts on either side of the word ‘WELCOME‘ decorate the cake. Zoom out to show Spongebob, setting the icing down. The cake is missing from the tray. Spongebob gasps - pan to show Patrick next to him, his bowl sitting on the table with his hand resting in it as he chews. He notices Spongebob glaring at him and pulls the cake out of his mouth - rather than it‘s former round shape, it is in the shape of Texas. He sets it back on the tray. ]
Spongebob: Huh?
[Veiw of the cake. The two red hearts are at the top of the Texas-shaped cake, followed by the words ‘Welcome Home Sandy’ written in cursive. The ‘y’ in ‘Sandy’ curls down to a waving Spongebob and Patrick decoration. Zoom back out to Spongebob and Patrick, the two smile. Another bubble-transition to Patrick and Spongebob pulling ropes - a zoom out reveals that it was to hang a blue “WELCOME ‘DOME’ SANDY’ banner in the branches of the tree. A sign points out from the top of the tree that reads “WE MISSED YOU!” in green letters on what appears to be wood. Various colored balloons are hung in the tree’s branches (a group is tied to the end of Sandy’s picnic table) as well as pink banners. Zoom to Spongebob.]
Spongebob: We’ve readied this place for Sandy’s arrival [looks to watch, camera pans slightly to the right as Patrick walks over] which should be about - WHOO! [he points toward the door] Right now! [A view of the entrance to the treedome is shown as is a road in front of it. A red bus pulls up and stops, the door opens and Sandy walks out, carrying a blue suitcase. Patrick and Spongebob run out from the treedome, flinging the door off the entrance. They stop in front of Sandy]
Spongebob: [singing, arms in the air] Welcome home Sandy, you know that we missed ya’! [jumps onto Sandy, holding on to her helmet]
Bus driver: No! [a view of the bus’ is shown, a green fish wearing a blue-green hat sits at the wheel covering his ears] No one wants to hear you sing! [Zoom to Sandy, Spongebob still hanging onto her helmet]
Sandy: Sorry, Spongebob. [she looks towards the bus] He’s got a fierce ‘no-singing’ policy.
Spongebob: [he points a finger towards Sandy, smiling] It’s quite alright, Miss Cheeks, as long you don’t have a fierce ‘no-partying’ policy! [Sandy laughs. A view of the entrance from inside the treedome is shown as Patrick and Spongebob lead Sandy inside, Spongebob holding onto her arm] First, cake! Then we’ll karate-chop, and then -
Sandy: Wow, guys! [A view of the tree and decorations is shown] You two - ah [she scratches at her neck, all of her suit but her helmet is on] really know [she scratches the back of her head] how to - ah! [scratches her neck again, zoom out to show all three of them]
Spongebob: I knew it! [Zoom to him and Sandy, who is still itching her neck] You have been itching to see us! [View of the trio]
Sandy: Well, something’s making my skin crawl.
Spongebob: Maybe a slice of cake will take your mind off of your crawling hide.
[Bubbles float across the screen, transitioning to a view of the trio sitting at Sandy’s picnic table; Sandy on the side closest to the camera, Spongebob and Patrick on the opposite side]
Spongebob: Patrick and I made this cake especially for your return. [Zoom to Spongebob and Patrick. Spongebob passes a slice of the cake to Patrick]
Patrick: This is gonna taste so good again.
Spongebob: Dig in, Sandy! [Zoom to just Sandy, who is scratching her back with a fork. Spongebob and Patrick are shown again.] Uh… [Zoom to Sandy.]
Sandy: Looks … tasty, Spongebob! [Pat & Bob are shown.]
Spongebob: Are you okay, Sandy? [Pan to the right to show Sandy scratching her back on the table]
Sandy: I’m fine! My skin just hasn’t adjusted to this here underwater air. [Sandy’s fur begins to be pulled out with her scratching, it floats onto Spongebob’s plate and slice of cake. He moves the plate away with his fork, looking disgusted; he looks over to Patrick and the camera pans to show him combing the hair on his cake, formed into a moustache and hairdo. View of the three again, Sandy still scratching her back.]
Spongebob: [still watching Patrick comb his cake] Uh, hey Sandy … Sandy! [he pokes her back, and holds up a pink box with a red ribbon on it] Surprise! [He sets it on the table] Patrick and I chipped in and got ya’ a little something-something. [view of Sandy, back in her seat, now scratching herself with her hands]
Sandy: Aw, you guys, you shouldn’t have! [she rips the wrapping off of the box, and lifts up a purple snowboard] A new itch board - I mean, a new snowboard? [She is itching again] Boy, I sure can’t wait to scratch this down chafe mountain! [Veiw of Pat and Bob]
Spongebob: Don’t you mean ride this down Scab Mountain?