Bubble Troubles/transcript
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- [episode begins with the fact that SpongeBob and Patrick are sitting down around SpongeBob's house and the bubble jar]
- Patrick: After you.
- SpongeBob: Ah, thank you Patrick. [SpongeBob dunks stick in a jar of bubbles, inflates the bubble and it bursts]
- Patrick: My turn. [Patrick dunks stick in a jar of bubbles, inflates the bubble and it bursts]
- SpongeBob: Neato. [the bubble pops as SpongeBob dunks the stick in a jar of bubbles] Watch this. [he inflates the bubble]
- Patrick: [bored] Wow. [SpongeBob yawns as Patrick sleeps and snores as the bubble pops and he wakes up, worried] Medesonium prodamy! [he inflates another bubble, then pops]
- SpongeBob: You know, Patrick, [sniffs] we should spice up our bubble blowing.
- Patrick: Yeah, yeah. Spice. [he picks up the bubble jar, close-up of it] No spice. Hmm. [he throws away the bubble jar and pulls out a jar of hot sauce from his pocket, close-up of it] Hot sauce! [he opens the jar with his mouth while the inside of the jar mini-explodes, then he places it down] Spicy bubbles. [SpongeBob giggles as Patrick dunks the stick in the hot sauce then inflates a bubble, which it flies to SpongeBob's eyes and bursts, causing the eyes to sting.
- SpongeBob: Hmm. [he screams as his eyes disappear, then pop back out, causing him to laugh, and then he inflates a bubble and does the same thing to Patrick: screaming from the sting of the bubble]
- Patrick: I wonder if hot sauce is bad for our eyes.
- Both: Nah. [they laugh, then inflate bubbles repeatedly toward their eyes that make them scream and then laugh]
- [meanwhile, at Squidward's house]
- Squidward: [he cuts a leaf from his bonsai portrait of himself, then sighs] 20 years of paint-staking care, and my bonsai portrait is almost complete. Oh! Oh, my. What's this? [close-up of leaf under the portrait's nose] I missed a spot. Not to worry. You'll be perfect soon, as perfect as me. Hmm. [he tries to cut the leaf, but eventually, SpongeBob and Patrick keep screaming and laughing outside, causing the bonsai to rip off and land on Squidward's lap] [worried] Oh. Look what I've done. [cries] Oh, no.
- Bonsai Squidward: [comes to life] Squidward.
- Squidward: What? What? Who said that?
- Bonsai Squidward: It's me, your bonsai Squidward. Will you grant me my final request?
- Squidward: Of..of course. What...what...what is it?
- Bonsai Squidward: Avenge me.
- Squidward: "Avenge me?" [ominous music plays as Squidward gets angry and looks out the window, seeing SpongeBob and Patrick laughing] SpongeBob!
- [SpongeBob and Patrick continue to blow bubbles in there eyes]
- SpongeBob and Patrick: Screams and then laughs
- Patrick: I must have more.
- SpongeBob: You want more? (inhales and blows big spicy bubble)
- Squidward: SpongeBob you moron, you ruined my bon… sai. (spicy bubble explodes and burns Squidward)
- SpongeBob: Let's go to Sandy's
- [scene cuts to SpongeBob and Patrick walking to Sandy's house]
- SpongeBob: Sandy, Sandy, check out these new spicy bubbles that Patrick invented.
- Patrick: Yeah, I thinked it up with my own head. Now I'm as smart as Sandy
- SpongeBob: Maybe even smarter.
- Sandy: Smarter, huh? Well, I'd love to try out your new-fangled bubbles, Patrick, but I've got to fix these air lines to my treedome. They're all clogged up and the lack of fresh air is making me woozy.
- Patrick: Why don't you just breathe water like a smart person? (breathing deeply) (chuckles) Guess you're just too dumb.
- SpongeBob: I know Sandy. I'll use these spicy bubbles. They'll clean out your pipes for ya. (inhales) (blowing)
- Sandy: That's sweet of you, SpongeBob, but a bunch of little old bubbles ain't gonna clear these air lines.(SpongeBob blowing and air lines start burning
- Sandy: (gasp) (water starts flooding Sandy's treedome)
- SpongeBob: Opps.
- Sandy: I'll tar and feather you nincompoops later. My suit's ait supply is nearing empty. Luckily, I have just enough air in my submarine to get to the surface and refill my air tanks.
- SpongeBob: Phew! Thank goodness. Allow me to get the door. (SpongeBob opens door and water comes in)
- Sandy: Oh, no. I have only a few minutes of air left. I'm far too dizzy already. You'll have to drive, SpongeBob.
- SpongeBob: Whoo! (submarine whirring and pinging) How's Sandy doing back there?
- Patrick: Even I knew that was dumb.