Bucket Sweet Bucket

Template:Episode "Bucket Sweet Bucket" is a SpongeBob SquarePants episode from season five.

Characters Present

• SpongeBob SquarePants
• Patrick Star
• Squidward Tentacles
• Sheldon J. Plankton
• Eugene H. Krabs
• Karen

Plot

Plankton tricks SpongeBob and Patrick into fixing up the Chum Bucket. Later, Squidward helps to show SpongeBob and Patrick that they were painting wrong.

Quotes

[at The Chum Bucket]

• Plankton: Oh, brother. Just look at this place. Might as well be a mausoleum. Abysmal. Oh, well, at least it's structurally sound. Forget this! I'm suck of not having any business.
• Karen: Then why don't you fix this rust bucket up? Look around. Chipping paint, bad plumbing, dust bunnies--[dust bunny blows away] it's no wonder you don't have any customers.
• Plankton: Okay, I get it. I get it. It's time to give this place a complete overhaul. [cut to outside The Chum Bucket where Plankton is dragging a blue paint bucket] Whoa! Whoa! [almost falls in the bucket. Grabs the paintbrush but has difficulty painting the building] I shouldn't have to subject myself to such menial labor. [falls down with the wooden side of the paintbrush in his mouth. Then spits it out and coughs] Ah! This is a job for an imbecile! [Patrick and SpongeBob are laughing while playing leapfrog] Or two imbeciles. [laughs] Excuse me, gentlemen. I am sorry to bother you, but I'm having a bit of trouble with my abode. You see, I would like to paint The Chum Bucket to please my wife. But alas, I am too small and feeble.
• SpongeBob: Aw, well, we can help you. right, Patrick?
• Patrick: Uh-huh. I came prepared too. [holds up a watermelon and sticks his head in it] Alright, let's do it. [cut to later]
• Plankton: Okay, boys. Karen wants this place to really sparkle. I was thinking it could use a little more pizzazz.
• SpongeBob and Patrick: Pizzazz, yeah.
• Plankton: Oh, I know. Why don't you paint the entire Chum Bucket?
• SpongeBob and Patrick: Whoa, really?
• Plankton: Oh, yes. I need you artistic vision. You, wouldn't want to disappoint my Karen, now would you?
• SpongeBob and Patrick: No, sir. Uh-uh.
• Plankton: Well, hop to it, lads.
• SpongeBob and Patrick: [salute] Yes, sir!
• Squidward: [listening to music] Heel, toe. Heel, toe. Heel, toe. Heel, toe. Heel, toe.
• SpongeBob and Patrick: Fa-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la. We like to work.
• Squidward: What the--? SpongeBob, what atrocity is this?
• SpongeBob: Oh. hi, Squidward. Looky, Mr. Plankton's having us paint. He calls it pizzazz. [sparkle dust lands on Squidward]
• Squidward: Pizzazz, huh? What would you know about that?
• Patrick: Plankton says he needs our artistic vision.
• SpongeBob: Let's show him [they paint each other]
• Squidward: You buffoons wouldn't know artistic vision if it hit you over the head. Now, where's the paintbrush? [takes a blue paintbrush] I'll show you what artistic vision is all about. Start with light brush strokes. [paints a little on The Chum Bucket]
• SpongeBob and Patrick: Oh. [they lightly paint each other]
• Squidward: Yeah. Perfect, Simpletons.
• Plankton: Amazing. I didn't have to trick the tall one. [chuckles] My plan is falling right into place. With those three boobs preoccupied, stealing the formula will be a snap.
• SpongeBob: Mr. Plankton? All this hard work is making us thirsty. Do you think we can get-- [gulps] --a drink?
• Plankton: Let me show you something, SpongeBob. [opens doors] I sure wish I could offer you a cold drink for all your hard work. But alas, my pipes are rusted shut. [SpongeBob breaks the stiff liquid]
• SpongeBob: I see what you mean.
• Plankton: Yes. If only there was some way I could-- Where'd he go?
• SpongeBob: [lolligags outside] La-la-la-la-la-la-la. [Plankton laughs as SpongeBob goes into The Krusty Krab basement and takes out some pipes, which cause a leak]
• Plankton: [walks up to The Krusty Krab doors] Secret formula, here I come. [opens the door and a bunch of water streams out. Plankton screams]
• SpongeBob: La-la-la-la-la-la-la-la.
• Plankton: Perfect. Huh? [Squidward is painting himself on The Chum Bucket. Plankton climbs up the ladder and jumps on Squidward's head] No! No! No! It's all wrong! Don't you know a thing about art? Give me that brush. [takes brush and paints something] Yes, yes, and yes. Voila! [bluegrass music plays as he paints a log cabin]
• Squidward: A log cabin?
• Plankton: Yeah, I think they're so cozy. Now that's what you call art. [jumps off of Squidward's head]
• Squidward: Everyone's a critic.
• Plankton: I can't wait to see Krabs' face when he discovers that I've absconded with The Krabby Patty secret formula.
• SpongeBob: Hey, Plankton? What do you think of the new window? We got it from The Krusty Krab.
• Plankton: SpongeBob, how do you expect me to see out of a window that high?
• SpongeBob: I geuss I hadn't thought about that.
• Patrick: I did. [a round window is near the ground] Look, Plankton. it's the perfect height for your kind.
• Plankton: See, SpongeBob. Patrick's using the old noggin. He knows I'll actually want to see out the window. [notices the window is closed]
• Patrick: Wait, you wanted to see out the window? Weird. [Plankton unscrews a bolt from the window and puts it in between his teeth and grunts. Then breaks the bolt]
• Plankton: Can't you two do anything right? I give you one simple task after another and-- Just forget it. It was foolish of me to think this plan would ever work when nothing else in my life is panned out. Telemarketing-- life guarding-- creative writing-- all such bitter failures. [cries]
• SpongeBob: [picks up Plankton] Oh. it's okay, little green-- creature. Patrick and I are going to keep working on The Chum Bucket. until it's the most pizzazziest restaurant in Bikini Bottom.
• Plankton: [crying] Really?
• SpongeBob: And how. Come on, fellows. let's do some interior decorating.
• Squidward: Oh. good-bye, paintbrush. hello, antique fitting. Well, that ought to keep them busy for a while. [cut to later, SpongeBob and Patrick are taking apart the arch on the sid e of The Krusty Krab]
• SpongeBob and Patrick: Hup, hup, hup, hup. [they throw the arch up and it comes back down on their bodies. They carry it over to The Chum Bucket while Plankton goes to The Krusty Krab]