Bumper to Bumper/transcript

File:Whelk Attack 094.png	"Spon... Spo... Spo...!" This SpongeBob SquarePants episode transcript is incomplete. You can help Encyclopedia SpongeBobia by adding new content to the page.

This article is a transcript of the SpongeBob SquarePants episode "Bumper to Bumper" from season 9, which aired on November 17, 2012.

Frankie Billy: Once around the roundabout. (Clears the roundabout)

Frankie Billy: Left at the wall. (Clears the brick wall)

Frankie Billy: Go to the Bump Of? Truth. (Clears the bump)

Frankie Billy: And finally, the flaming hoop. (Clears the hoop)

Frankie Billy: Thank you Mrs. Puff, I am now a car daring figure and a producting member of society. (exaggeratingly cheers).

Mrs. Puff: (proudly) Nothing brings me more joy to teaching than (???). OK, who's next?

Spongebob: (enters car excitingly) Hi, Mrs. Puff. I'm ready for my driving test. (Mrs. Puff shatters to pieces on the car floor) Mrs. Puff, you OK?

Mrs. Puff: (sighs) Start the boat.

(Spongebobb accidentally floors it in reverse)

Mrs. Puff: (screaming) Turn this boat around now!

Spongebob: OK, OK. (Spongebob tries to turn but pulls off the wheel crashing into the lighthouse and the wall, tying the bump in knots (literally!), and crashing through the ramp AND the hoop)

(Setting pans to house where two teenage fish are watching Goin' Bananas 3 in 3D on the television)

Teenage Fish #1:? (to Teenage Fissh #2) Dude pass the 3D glasses.