Bumper to Bumper/transcript

• Announcer: Next up, Goin' Bananas 3: In 3D.

• Teenage Fish #2: Oh, yeah, right! [gets the two 3-D g'lasses. On the TV, a drunk driver appears]
• Drunk Driver: Here I am! I'm coming at ya like your worst nightmare!! [laughs'. 'SpongeBob crashes through the wall of the house]
• Teenage Fish #1 and #2: Wow!

• SpongeBob: [teenage fish laugh] Uh, but, Mrs, Puff, I...
• Mrs. Puff: No buts, SpongeBob! You fail this test over and over. I'm beginning to think you are simply unteachable. [teenage fish laugh again] Now, get out of my sight.
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• [SpongeBob runs off crying. Mrs. Puff is growling]
• Teenage Fish #1: Dude, this is, like, the gnarliest 3-D movie ever! [Mrs. Puff enlargens. She accidentally falls over on the teenage fish]
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• [Scene fades to SpongeBob's house. SpongeBob is extremely tired. He groans. Gary brings his bowl over to him. Gary meows]
• SpongeBob: Not now, Gary. Can't you see I'm wallowing in my own filth? Ohhhhhhhh... [door knocks] Come back later—I'm wallowing. [door knocks five times] Ehhh... [opens door. His eyes widen]
• Mrs. Puff: Good morning, SpongeBob!
• SpongeBob: [gasps and runs]
• Mrs. Puff: SpongeBob? SpongeBob? [SpongeBob coughs. He is in the screen of the TV] SpongeBob!
• SpongeBob: I'm sorry, Mrs. Puff. I am trying to stay out of your sight.
• Mrs. Puff: Oh, that! Let's forget what I said. It's time to take a fresh approach.
• SpongeBob: Mrs. Puff, I...You said...Don't you remember? I'm an... [Mrs. Puff turns the TV on "Mute"]
• Mrs. Puff: We don't have time for this, SpongeBob. We have a long day of driving ahead of us!
• [Bubble transition over to the desert. Mrs. Puff is driving. SpongeBob sees two clams cawing]
• SpongeBob: Mrs. Puff, why have you taken me to this weathery moat and slightly scary landscape?
• Mrs. Puff: To overcome your fears, silly!
• [They pass a skeleton pointing left and it falls apart]
• SpongeBob: It's not working!
• Mrs. Puff: Here