Camp SpongeBob/transcript

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This article is a transcript of the Kamp Koral: SpongeBob's Under Years episode "Camp SpongeBob/transcript" from season , which aired on .

[The campers are in a line, getting onto a bus. Mrs. Puff and Mr. Krabs are watching them, holding clipboards.]
Mrs. Puff: Keep, moving campers. We don't want to miss a minute of our visit with [her eyes sparkle] Colonial Bottomsburg. [to Mr. Krabs] Remember how much fun we had last year?
Mr. Krabs: [grunts as a flashback begins]
[Flashback to last year's visit to Colonial Bottomsburg. Mr. Krabs is trapped in a pillory.]
Mr. Krabs: Hello? Can someone please [scene zooms out to reveal nobody else is around] get me out of here? It's not funny anymore. [flashback ends] Ah, that's the last time I demonstrate anything for these little devil fish. [gets on the bus once everyone else has]
Mrs. Puffs: Now campers, does everyone have their travel buddies?
Campers: We've got our buddies! [get hit by a fighting cloud]
Mo: [wrestling with Craig] I've got my buddy!
Craig: [punches Mo] I've got mine! [they go back into a fighting cloud]
Big Roxy: My buddy! I don't have my buddy!
Little Roxy: [hanging from Big Roxy] I'm right here, buddy. You know we're attached. [kisses Big Roxy]
Big Roxy: [blushing] Oh!
Patrick: I've got my buddy! [holding a box of Kelpo cereal] You're awfully quiet today, SpongeBob.
[Cut to the Dinghy Cabin, where a clam is heard crowing and an alarm clock is going off. SpongeBob wakes up when he hears the bus horn. Huh? Oh, what time is it? [SpongeBob's clock is melted] [screaming] Ahh! I must have overwound it! [gasps] The bus. [falls out of bed] [runs in place] The field trip! [adjusts tie, runs] [opens cabin door] No, no, no, no, no. [tiptoes down the stairs] No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. [the campers sing as the bus drives off] No! Aw. [sad] I missed it! [angrily throws a rock at the canteen, which bounces back a few times, dodges it flying past him] Oh! [glass is heard breaking] I'm alone. [scene zooms out] All alone. [voice echoing] Well, if I'm alone, I might as well make the best of it. Guess I don't really need these. [takes off pants] [laughs]
[SpongeBob takes down the current flag on a pole, and replaces it with his camp uniform.]
SpongeBob: [on loudspeaker] Attention, campers-- I mean, attention myself! [laughing] Kamp Koral is now Camp SpongeBob! And I declare Camp SpongeBob officially open for fun. [presses a button, making an airhorn sound]
[Bubble transition to SpongeBob with a baseball and baseball mitt on a field.]
SpongeBob: It's a beautiful day here at Camp SpongeBob with SpongeBob on the mound. [adjusts hat] Now the windup. [winds up] And the pitch. [pitches the baseball] Yah! [the baseball hits a plank wall and lands flat on the ground] And... nothing. Nothing happens, 'cause there's nobody here. [walks off] Complete silence from the empty crowd as SpongeBob walks off to hit the showers and heckle himself. [from the log bench, imitating another person] Ahh! Put some clothes on! [goes back to where he was] Don't tell me what to do.
[Bubble transition to SpongeBob on the Dinghy Cabin's steps, bouncing the baseball.]
SpongeBob: [sighs] Camp SpongeBob. Officially open [frustrated] for no one. [the baseball hits his face, rolls off, and rolls back] [screams, pointing] Ahh! Invisible campers! [walks up to the baseball]
Gary: [eyes peeking from a tree] Meow.
SpongeBob: Gary! [runs over to Gary and hugs him] How would you like to join Camp SpongeBob? [winking] It's free for snails.
Gary: Meow.
SpongeBob: [puts Gary down, pulls an extra kerchief from his pants and puts it on Gary] There we go. [salutes] Welcome to Camp SpongeBob.
Gary: Meow.
[Transition to SpongeBob and Gary at Jellyfish Meadow, where SpongeBob is laughing while trying to catch a jellyfish. SpongeBob tries catching one, but falls down. Gary successfully catches one.]
Gary: Meow! [the jellyfish leaves his net and holds its own net]
SpongeBob: Huh? [the jellyfish catches SpongeBob with his net] [chuckles nervously]
[Transition to Gary and SpongeBob painting on easels, both thinking.]
Gary: Meow? Meow.
SpongeBob: Mm-hmm. [his poorly-drawn painting of Gary is shown]
Gary: Meow. [choral music plays as his drawing of SpongeBob is shown]
[Transition to SpongeBob and Gary at the baseball field. Gary is holding a baseball bat with his eyes, and SpongeBob is the pitcher.]
SpongeBob: Here's the pitch.
Gary: Meow-meow-meow. [hitting the base with his bat]
SpongeBob: [throws baseball] Myah!
Gary: [hits baseball, which hits SpongeBob, making him spin in the air]
SpongeBob: Wah! [falls down, holds baseball on tongue and catches it] You're out!
Gary: [angrily throws bat] [grumbling meows]
SpongeBob: [laughing] [a sea bunny hops next to him] Oh, hello. Would you like to join Camp SpongeBob? It's free for sea bunnies.
[Zoom out to several more creatures looking at SpongeBob, including a rock monster, three moose snails, several sea bunnies, three sea bears, and several snails.]
SpongeBob: Whoa. [waving] Hey! Hello! How would you all like to join Camp SpongeBob? [jumps] It's free for everyone! [animals chattering happily] [pulls out several kerchiefs]
[Cut to SpongeBob walking along with a pencil and clipboard.]
SpongeBob: Now let's see how my campers are doing. [sees two sea bunnies blowing bubbles] Looking bubbly, sea bunnies.
[The bunnies blow bubbles to form a bubble SpongeBob, and the SpongeBob SquarePants Theme Song instrumental plays.]
SpongeBob: Ooh, who's that handsome fellow? [bubble pops and gets in his eyes] Ahh! My eyes! [takes out his eyes and sighs] [blows bubbles of sea bunnies from his eye holes and laughs]
Sea bunnies: [both gasp]
SpongeBob: [puts eyes back in] Doink! [waving and walking away] Bye.
Sea bunnies: [bubbles pop and get in their eyes, both scream]
[Cut to SpongeBob in front of some of the animal campers, who are holding jellyfish nets.]
SpongeBob: [pacing] Jellyfishing. Perhaps one of the hardest and most dangerous sports. It takes a keen mind and nerves of steel to catch a-- [sees the animals have already caught some jellfish] Oh. [chuckles, shrugs] Fast learners, I guess. But of course you are! With a great jelly hunter like me to teach you. [a jellyfish comes by and starts chasing after him with a net] [runs away] Ahh! I'm being jelly hunted! [jellyfish buzzes as it starts running past the garden, and the animal campers chase after it]
[SpongeBob is camouflaged in an ear of corn.]
SpongeBob: [opens eyes and looks around] Phew. [jumps off corn and turns into popcorn, then goes back to normal] Okay, jellyfish lesson over. Uh, let me check in on the others. [runs off]
[He sees two moose snails playing volleyball.]
SpongeBob: Oh, moosing around, eh? [laughs] Whoo! Stay loose, moose! [one of the moose grunts] Way to brag, stag. [both moose grunt angrily and glare at him] What, you don't find it a-moose-ing? [laughs] [the moose bray and the volleyball is thrown at him] Missed me! Better [winks, pointing] buck next time. [laughs and walks away]
Andy: Ugh, I find puns to be the lowest form of humor.
Other moose: You're such a snob, Andy.
[A sea bear is painting a flame onto Gary's shell.]
SpongeBob: Ooh, [pointing] nice flame job, Gary.
Gary: Meow!
[Gary grows a pair of wheels and drives off. However, this is revealed to be in his imagination as he is still moving slowly.]
SpongeBob: Vroom! Vroom! Wow, that snail can really escargot. [sea bear groans as he writes something down on the clipboard] Whee! [laughs and skips away]
[Cut to SpongeBob hanging upside-down from a zip line.]
SpongeBob: Ah, there's nothing like hanging around. [sees the rock monster hitting a sea bunny with a pool noodle] Ooh, noodle flap doodle!
[The sea bunny screams in rage and hits the rock monster with its own pool noodle, sending it far into the distance.]
SpongeBob: [jotting on clipboard] Ouch. Note to self: do not mess with the sea bunnies. [zip line moves forward and he drops down onto a stage.]