Cave Dwelling Sponge/transcript

• [Scene starts off with SpongeBob and Patrick going for a morning walk in the forest.]
• SpongeBob SquarePants: This grass feels great between my toes! Hey Patrick, are you enjoying our early morning nature hike?
• Patrick Star: [yawns and thuds to the floor while slithering over to SpongeBob.] It's cutting into my early morning nature nap.
• SpongeBob SquarePants: Come on Patrick, if you want to stay healthy you have to embrace nature!
• Patrick Star: Okay!
• [SpongeBob and Patrick sing and skip into a mysterious cave.]
• SpongeBob and Patrick: Whooooaaaaaa.
• SpongeBob SquarePants: Cool ice cave!
• Patrick Star: This whole place is a frozen treat! [Proceeds to lick ice.]
• SpongeBob SquarePants: NO PATRICK DON'T LICK THE ICE YOU'RE GONNA GET STUCK!
• Patrick Star: Oh, now you tell me. [Proceeds to scream.]
• SpongeBob SquarePants: Ok Patrick, everything is gonna be fine, just don't panic.
• [Patrick proceeds to run around screaming and smacks right back into the ice wall.]
• Patrick Star: I panicked SpongeBob.
• SpongeBob SquarePants: [Unzips backpack and pulls out hot chocolate.] Don't worry. Hot chocolate solves everything! [Proceeds to pour hot chocolate onto Patrick's tongue.]
• Patrick Star: AHHHHHHH! [Patrick's tongue proceeds to whip him onto the floor.] HOT HOT HOT! [Proceeds to smack a rock onto his tongue and the hotness goes away.] Ahh. [Patrick falls asleep.]
• SpongeBob SquarePants: [Proceeds to zip up backpack while the remaining hot chocolate on the ice wall unfreezes Spongey Spongey.]
• Spongey Spongey: [Wakes up.] Huh?
• SpongeBob SquarePants: Okay Patrick, that's enough nature for you today! [unzips backpack and puts on shoes. He then proceeds to jog on the spot.]
• Spongey Spongey: [Is seen smelling floor but immediately notices SpongeBob's squeaky shoes.] Oohh, Squeaky Squeaky!
• SpongeBob SquarePants: [Yanks Patrick's tongue and exits the ice cave.]
• Spongey Spongey: [Jumps into SpongeBob's backpack without him noticing.]