Cave Dwelling Sponge/transcript

• [Scene starts off with SpongeBob and Patrick going for a morning walk in the forest.]
• SpongeBob SquarePants: This grass feels great between my toes! Hey Patrick, are you enjoying our early morning nature hike?
• Patrick Star: [yawns and thuds to the floor while slithering over to SpongeBob.] It's cutting into my early morning nature nap.
• SpongeBob SquarePants: Come on Patrick, if you want to stay healthy you have to embrace nature!
• Patrick Star: Okay!
• [SpongeBob and Patrick sing and skip into a mysterious cave.]
• SpongeBob and Patrick: Whooooaaaaaa.
• SpongeBob SquarePants: Cool ice cave!
• Patrick Star: This whole place is a frozen treat! [Proceeds to lick ice.]
• SpongeBob SquarePants: NO PATRICK DON'T LICK THE ICE YOU'RE GONNA GET STUCK!
• Patrick Star: Oh, now you tell me. [Proceeds to scream.]
• SpongeBob SquarePants: Ok Patrick, everything is gonna be fine, just don't panic.
• [Patrick proceeds to run around screaming and smacks right back into the ice wall.]
• Patrick Star: I panicked, SpongeBob.
• SpongeBob SquarePants: [Unzips backpack and pulls out hot chocolate.] Don't worry. Hot chocolate solves everything! [Proceeds to pour hot chocolate onto Patrick's tongue.]
• Patrick Star: AHHHHHHH! [Patrick's tongue proceeds to whip him onto the floor.] HOT HOT HOT! [Proceeds to smack a rock onto his tongue and the hotness goes away.] Ahh. [Patrick falls asleep.]
• SpongeBob SquarePants: [Proceeds to zip up backpack while the remaining hot chocolate on the ice wall unfreezes Spongy Spongy.]
• Spongy Spongy: [Wakes up.] Huh?
• SpongeBob SquarePants: Okay Patrick, that's enough nature for you today! [unzips backpack and puts on shoes. He then proceeds to jog on the spot.]
• Spongy Spongy: [Is seen smelling floor but immediately notices SpongeBob's squeaky shoes.] Oohh, Squeaky Squeaky!
• [SpongeBob exits the cave, pulling Patrick behind him by his tounge.]
• [Spongy Spongy jumps into SpongeBob's backpack without him noticing.]
• [The scene changes to SpongeBob at Patrick's house, tying Patrick to a post in front with his tongue, as if Patrick was a horse.]
• SpongeBob SquarePants: See you later, Patrick. [SpongeBob pats Patrick's belly.]
• SpongeBob SquarePants: [Enters his house.] Gary, I'm home! [Takes off his backpack and hangs it from a hat stand.] Boy, this backpack got heavy! [The hat stand leans over under the backpack's weight.] 
• [The backpack falls from the stand, causing Gary to jump in fright. Spongy Spongy comes out of the backpack and sniffs the floor.] [Spongy Spongy sniffs Gary, then notices SpongeBob.]
• Spongy Spongy: Oh! [Follows SpongeBob].
• [SpongeBob walks up his staircase and takes a shower. Spongy Spongy follows.]
• SpongeBob SquarePants: [Exits shower and walks to the mirror and the sink, where Spongy Spongy is sitting.] [SpongeBob sticks out his tounge. Spongy Spongy does the same.] Boy, those nature hikes really put hair on my tongue! [He points to Spongy Spongy's tongue, which is covered in hair.]
• [In another room, SpongeBob presses a button on the wall. Mechanical arms tear off his bathrobe and puts on his pants and his shoes, and finally, a tube drops his Krusty Krab hat on his head.]
• [Spongy Spongy follows. He tears the button off the wall, but the mechanical arms activate anyway and tear off his clothes.]
• Spongy Spongy: [Spongy Spongy gets a pair of SpongeBob's pants and shoes. Spongy Spongy is delighted to see the shoes.] Squeaky! Squeaky! [laughs]
• [The shoes do not fit his feet and tear apart. Spongy Spongy moans dejectedly.]
• Spongy Spongy: No squeaky...
• [The tube drops another Krusty Krab hat on Spongy Spongy's head, and he walks out of the room after SpongeBob.]