Cave Dwelling Sponge/transcript

• [Scene starts off with SpongeBob and Patrick going for a morning walk in the forest.]
• SpongeBob SquarePants: This grass feels great between my toes! Hey Patrick, are you enjoying our early morning nature hike?
• Patrick Star: [yawns and thuds to the floor while slithering over to SpongeBob.] It's cutting into my early morning nature nap.
• SpongeBob SquarePants: Come on Patrick, if you want to stay healthy you have to embrace nature!
• Patrick Star: Okay!
• [SpongeBob and Patrick sing and skip into a mysterious cave.]
• SpongeBob and Patrick: Whooooaaaaaa.
• SpongeBob SquarePants: Cool ice cave!
• Patrick Star: This whole place is a frozen treat! [Proceeds to lick ice.]
• SpongeBob SquarePants: NO PATRICK DON'T LICK THE ICE YOU'RE GONNA GET STUCK!
• Patrick Star: Oh, now you tell me. [Proceeds to scream.]
• SpongeBob SquarePants: Ok Patrick, everything is gonna be fine, just don't panic.
• [Patrick proceeds to run around screaming and smacks right back into the ice wall.]
• Patrick Star: I panicked, SpongeBob.
• SpongeBob SquarePants: [Unzips backpack and pulls out hot chocolate.] Don't worry. Hot chocolate solves everything! [Proceeds to pour hot chocolate onto Patrick's tongue.]
• Patrick Star: AHHHHHHH! [Patrick's tongue proceeds to whip him onto the floor.] HOT HOT HOT! [Proceeds to smack a rock onto his tongue and the hotness goes away.] Ahh. [Patrick falls asleep.]
• SpongeBob SquarePants: [Proceeds to zip up backpack while the remaining hot chocolate on the ice wall unfreezes Spongy Spongy.]
• Spongy Spongy: [Wakes up.] Huh?
• SpongeBob SquarePants: Okay Patrick, that's enough nature for you today! [unzips backpack and puts on shoes. He then proceeds to jog on the spot.]
• Spongy Spongy: [Is seen smelling floor but immediately notices SpongeBob's squeaky shoes.] Oohh, Squeaky Squeaky!
• [SpongeBob exits the cave, pulling Patrick behind him by his tounge.]
• [Spongy Spongy jumps into SpongeBob's backpack without him noticing.]
• [The scene changes to SpongeBob at Patrick's house, tying Patrick to a post in front with his tongue, as if Patrick was a horse.]
• SpongeBob SquarePants: See you later, Patrick. [SpongeBob pats Patrick's belly.]
• SpongeBob SquarePants: [Enters his house.] Gary, I'm home! [Takes off his backpack and hangs it from a hat stand.] Boy, this backpack got heavy! [The hat stand leans over under the backpack's weight.] 
• [The backpack falls from the stand, causing Gary to jump in fright. Spongy Spongy comes out of the backpack and sniffs the floor.] [Spongy Spongy sniffs Gary, then notices SpongeBob.]
• Spongy Spongy: Oh! [Follows SpongeBob].
• [SpongeBob walks up his staircase and takes a shower. Spongy Spongy follows.]
• SpongeBob SquarePants: [Exits shower and walks to the mirror and the sink, where Spongy Spongy is sitting.] [SpongeBob sticks out his tounge. Spongy Spongy does the same.] Boy, those nature hikes really put hair on my tongue! [He points to Spongy Spongy's tongue, which is covered in hair.]
• [In another room, SpongeBob presses a button on the wall. Mechanical arms tear off his bathrobe and puts on his pants and his shoes, and finally, a tube drops his Krusty Krab hat on his head.]
• [Spongy Spongy follows. He tears the button off the wall, but the mechanical arms activate anyway and tear off his clothes.]
• Spongy Spongy: [Spongy Spongy gets a pair of SpongeBob's pants and shoes. Spongy Spongy is delighted to see the shoes.] Squeaky! Squeaky! [laughs]
• [The shoes do not fit his feet and tear apart. Spongy Spongy moans dejectedly.]
• Spongy Spongy: No squeaky...
• [The tube drops another Krusty Krab hat on Spongy Spongy's head, and he walks out of the room after SpongeBob.]
• SpongeBob SquarePants: I'm on my way to work, Gary. See you tonight! [SpongeBob walks out of his house past Gary, who is still by the hat stand.]
• Spongy Spongy: [Tries to imitate what SpongeBob says, and breaks out of the house by smashing through the wall next to the door.]
• Gary: Meow?
• [SpongeBob and Spongy Spongy walk through Bikini Bottom. Spongy Spongy watches SpongeBob's shoes delightedly.]
• Spongy Spongy: [laughs] Squeaky! Squeaky! [Raises his arms in the air happily and smashes a mailbox]
• SpongeBob SquarePants: [hums and picks up a stick on the sidewalk and hits it against a nearby picket fence as he walks.]
• [Spongy Spongy copies SpongeBob, and ends up destroying the fence with his fists.]
• [SpongeBob continues humming, and jumps onto a fountain of a fish and walks around it.]
• [Spongy Spongy does the same and knocks off the fish's head on accident. He and the head fall into the water. Spongy Spongy breaks the side of the fountain trying to get out.]
• [SpongeBob and Spongy Spongy enter the Krusty Krab.]
• SpongeBob SquarePants: Good morning, Squidward!
• Squidward Tentacles: It was.
• [Spongy Spongy walks past Squidward, following SpongeBob into the kitchen, and punches Squidward in the face as he passes.]