Chatterbox Gary/transcript

• SpongeBob: Ooh, take a look at this, Gare Bear. Found a slime ball in your shoe? Even purebred snails can fall victim to the scourge of slime balls.
• [Gary hacking, SpongeBob groans]
• SpongeBob: You really got some air on that one.
• Gary: Meow!
• SpongeBob: I know that meow. That says “I’m hungry”. Lucky for you, I speak fluent snail. [groans]
• Gary: Meow!
• SpongeBob: What, you’re not hungry?
• Gary: Meow, meow, meow!
• Boing!
• SpongeBob: Oh, of course! You wanna go for a walk? Gary, you really need to work on your pronunciation.
• Gary: [yowls]
• SpongeBob: [sighs] [yelling] Okay, no walkies.
• Gary: [yowling]
• SpongeBob: Ouch! Oh, if only you could talk like a person
• Gary: [meows]
• SpongeBob: Huh? Ohh. “The chatterbox translation collar? Know what your best friend is saying!” A snail translator! That’s a great idea, Gary.
• [line trilling]
• Purple woman: Chatterbox order line.
• SpongeBob: Hello, yes, could you please send me one chatterbox snail collar?