Chum Bucket Supreme/transcript

• Plankton: Okay, Karen. Which one's better? [holds up two different napkin designs]

• Karen: If I had eyes, I'd be rolling them right now.

• Plankton: (sarcastically) Oh, thanks for the help. Ya know, details like this can be very important to the customers.

• Karen: Customers? What customers?

• Plankton: Well, uh..... [looks on screen and sees car in parking lot] ...like those customers, who just pulled up. [zips outside] Well, hello, gentlemen, and welcome to the Chum Bucket! Would you like seating inside or outside?

• Customer 1: Seating for what?

• Plankton: (angrily) For the Chum Bucket! Where you can enjoy a nice helping of chum. (sarcastically) Oh, boy this is so... [pretends to eat it by hiding it behind his head] ...good. The chum is.

• Customer 2: Wait a minute-is he eating chum? Do people do that?

• Plankton: Look, are you gonna eat or not!?!?!

• Customer 2: Yeah. I'll have two Krabby Patties.

• Customer 1: Oh yeah, two.

• Customer 2: We couldn't find parking over at the Krusty Krab. [cuts to the Krusty Krab, jam-packed with cars. The two customers walk away. Plankton gets so mad that water bursts out of his body and he catch it in a cup and start to drink it].

• Plankton: [smack his lips, then sighs clamly] Now what was I saying? Oh right [angrily rips up the menu and stamps on it]. I'm tired of the Krusty Krab taking all of my buisness! We're doomed, Karen! Dommed, I tell you! [cries]

• Karen: Well then, why don't you do what all good buisness owners do?

• Plankton: [still crying] What would that be?

• Karen: Advertise your product, of course. [she gives Plankton part of the towel]

• Plankton: Advertising? [stops crying] I can't believe it took me so long to come up with this [Karen sighs]

• Plankton: [digging in a box of letters] Now let's see, Q no... P no...Ah, here it is, L! There, it's perfect! Chum is Metabolic Fuel. You really did it this time ol' Planky. Oh yeah, who's a genius. Have you seen this, seen this, seen my genius, genius, genius, genius [singing tone] [starts dancing]

• Patrick: Chum is...[sips cup] me...

• Plankton: Hello sir, and welcome to the Chum Bucket! Erm, sir?

• Patrick: ...Meta...a...ta...tab...tab, er...bo...ic!

• Patrick Midget in Brain: Forget about what that word means! There's a fire breaking out the language lobes!

• Patrick Midget in Brain 2: We need to get outta here! [Patric Midget pushes on a door with signs saying "PULL TO OPEN"]

• Patrick Midget in Brain: The door's jammed!

• Patrick Midget in Brain 2: Push harder! [All start moaning and coughing]

• Patrick: MetAbo, ic... [Head starts to smoke]

• Plankton: Sir, your head, it's on fire. [Patrick jumps] THE DRINK, USE THE DRINK!

• Patrick: [Stares at cup] It's kelp juice, you want some? [Plankton takes drink from Patrick and throws it at his head]. HEY! What kind of friend are you?

• Plankton: Friend? I didn't even know y-

• Patrick: Come on. Say your sorry.

• Plankton: Ugh, I'm Sorry

• Patrick: Okay I forgive you. [shakes Plankton's hand] I'm sorry for yelling. Okay so can I tell you something honestly?

• Plankton: Whatever.

• Patrick: It's about your sign. These words make my head sad.

• Patrick's Head: [cries] I don't get it. [cries more]

• Patrick: It's okay little fellow I don't either.

• Plankton: OK, Freakshow, you just wait.In a few minutes this sign will attract more than you can count.

• Narrator: A Few Minutes Later

• Patrick: Uhh, what's that number before one?

• Plankton: Zero

• Patrick: Oh right, congratulations, you have zero customers!

• Plankton: Okay it might take a little longer than a few minutes.

• Narrator: A Little Longer Than a Few Minutes Later

• Patrick: Wait, what are we doing again? [Plankton gets angry], There we go, chum is fum!

• Plankton: What the? This says, "Chum is Fum." You changed my sign to chum is fum? That's the dumbest thing I've ever heard.

• Patrick: They seem to think it's interesting. [shows a bunch of customers coming into the the chum bucket]