Chum Fricassee/transcript

Template:EpisodeTranscript Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L [Flashback, in SpongeBob's house, where he's cooking Krabby Patties, with a bag of flour dressed like Mr. Krabs standing right next to him] I'm all over it, boss man! Order up, Gare-ward!] [Gary has a bag on him that has a picture of Squidward on it]}} Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L

Karen: Great! Two megalomaniacs!
Squidward: So I guess the proof is in the pudding, then, isn't it?
Plankton: Who took my blue blanky? Huh? This is the secret stuff? Doesn't look very promising.
Mr. Krabs: Shh! [stammering] What's gotten into you? High-faluting customers don't bark at the top of their lungs like a seadog.
SpongeBob: Oops, uh... I mean, I fancy a bit of the old chum. Indeed I do, Squire.
Mr. Krabs: Good evening, Madam. Table for two, please?
Karen: Your name?
Mr. Krabs: I be Eugene Krab....er....I mean, uh, (looks at the used ketchup wrapper on the floor) Sir Krumple O'Wrapper. Uh, that's my name. Don't wear it out.
Karen: Alright, let's pull up your reservation. (looks through the reservation sheet) Oh, I'm so sorry, sir. I'm not showing any "O'Wrapper."
Mr. Krabs: Reservation? In this sinkhole?!
Karen: There's a two-year wait for a table.
Squidward: What's seems to be the problem? Well, well, well, [blows Mr. Krabs and SpongeBob's disguises off their faces with a fan] if it isn't Mr. Krabs and SpongeBob. Now just follow me. I believe I have a table reserved just for you. [the 'table' that Squidward 'reserved' for Mr. Krabs and SpongeBob turns out to be a toilet. Squidward puts a tablecloth on the toilet] Bon Appetit, Suckers! [laughs at them as he walks away. Soon, everyone joins in the humiliation by laughing at Mr. Krabs and SpongeBob as they leave the restaurant in sadness] See you in two years! [laughs and scoffs at them]
Plankton: Yeah, see how you like it, Krabs! [laughs along with Squidward as Mr. Krabs and SpongeBob leave]
French Narrator: One week later....
[cuts to a long line at Le Chum Bucket. Squidward continues to sign his fan's autograph book]
Nancy-Suzy Fish: I was here first!