Company Picnic/transcript

Transcript

[The episode starts off with SpongeBob working at the Krusty Krab. Food items shaped into a picnic are put on the grill. SpongeBob starts speaking in their voices.]

Herb (SpongeBob): Sure is a nice day for a picnic.

Loretta (SpongeBob): Oh Herb! It's like a second honeymoon!

Herb (SpongeBob): Just look at Timmy and Sally throwing the old disc around!

Timmy (SpongeBob): C'mon and throw it, sis!

Sally (SpongeBob): I just wanna say I'm gonna be real sad when you go off to college.

[Sally plops onto the grill.]

Timmy (SpongeBob): Oh Sally, don't be such a goop! (sobbing) You know... i'll always be your big brother! (sniff)

[SpongeBob starts crying and the tears drip on the grill]

Loretta (SpongeBob): Is it starting to rain?

Herb (SpongeBob): Nothing can spoil this perfect day!

Sally (SpongeBob): What's the matter big brother got something in your eye?

Timmy (SpongeBob): Yeah... that's it... that must be it...

Sally (SpongeBob): Ha haw, who's the goof now because here it comes!

[SpongeBob makes Sally throw the disc/pickle]

Squidward: Oh, what now? I don- WHAT THE-

[The pickle lands in Squidward's face, causing Squidward not to see]

Squidward: AHH! PICKLE JUICE! Oh, my eye!

[Squidward tries to grab something to make him see again, but instead picks up the hot sauce and squirts it in his eye. This causes his eye to make a fire]

Squidward: AHHHHHH!

Mr. Krabs: I smell something burning...

Squidward: Yeah. Probably my eye...

Mr. Krabs: Oh, stop your drama, Squidward.

[Mr. Krabs blows the extinguisher in his face]

Squidward: You missed a spot.

[Mr. Krabs flashes it in his face three times. He walks into the kitchen and sees what SpongeBob is doing. He then blows the extinguisher on Herb, Loretta, Timmy, and Sally.]

Mr. Krabs: What in the name of Neptune's tail fin is going on in here, boy?

SpongeBob: Oh, I'm playing picnic with my wonderful little food friends Herb and Loretta! These are their kids Timmy and Sally.

Mr. Krabs: Mhm. Sounds to me like you're wasting my precious ingredients! Listen SpongeBob, just because there isn't any customers doesn't mean you can't do SOMETHING productive.

SpongeBob: Like what, Mr. Krabs?

Mr. Krabs: Well, I mean you could, OH! You can dust the pickles! Or uh, alphabetize the buns! Ehhh, you could, uh... water down the ketchup!

SpongeBob: At this point it would be ketchuping up the water.

Mr. Krabs: Whatever. Now if these little fellers could work... maybe you'll be on to something... hey, you couldn't make me a little tiny army of unpaid workers, could ya?

Spongebob: Huh, well I can try, Here's a little worker. We'll call him Pete.

Mr. Krabs: Ohhohohohoo! Hi Pete!

[Pete goes down to his knees]

Mr. Krabs: Hey, what's wrong with Pete? He's not working!

Spongebob: Maybe Pete is just tired.

Mr. Krabs: Well now, that shouldn't interfere with Pete's work.

Spongebob: Well I don't know Mr. Krabs, i guess it might affect his productivity-

Mr. Krabs: [gasps] No! Not his productivity!

Spongebob: Hey, maybe if Pete can go on a picnic like the Patty family we might be rested and happy and more productive then ever!

Mr. Krabs: [louder gasp] No! Not leaving the work place for PLEASURE!