Company Picnic/transcript
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- [The episode starts off with SpongeBob working at the Krusty Krab. Food items shaped into a picnic are put on the grill. SpongeBob starts speaking in their voices.]
- Herb (SpongeBob): Sure is a nice day for a picnic.
- Loretta (SpongeBob): Oh Herb! It's like a second honeymoon!
- Herb (SpongeBob): Just look at Timmy and Sally throwing the old disc around!
- Timmy (SpongeBob): C'mon and throw it, sis!
- Sally (SpongeBob): I just wanna say I'm gonna be real sad when you go off to college.
- [Sally plops onto the grill.]
- Timmy (SpongeBob): Oh Sally, don't be such a goop! (sobbing) You know... i'll always be your big brother! [sniffles]
- [SpongeBob starts crying and the tears drip on the grill]
- Loretta (SpongeBob): Is it starting to rain?
- Herb (SpongeBob): Nothing can spoil this perfect day!
- Sally (SpongeBob): What's the matter big brother got something in your eye?
- Timmy (SpongeBob): Yeah... that's it... that must be it...
- Sally (SpongeBob): Ha haw, who's the goof now because here it comes!
- [SpongeBob makes Sally throw the disc/pickle]
- Squidward: Oh, what now? I don- WHAT THE-
- [The pickle lands in Squidward's face, causing Squidward not to see]
- Squidward: AHH! PICKLE JUICE! Oh, my eye!
- [Squidward tries to grab something to make him see again, but instead picks up the hot sauce and squirts it in his eye. This causes his eye to catch fire]
- Squidward: AHHHHHH!
- Mr. Krabs: I smell something burning...
- Squidward: Yeah. Probably my eye...
- Mr. Krabs: Oh, stop your drama, Squidward.
- [Mr. Krabs blows the extinguisher in his face]
- Squidward: You missed a spot.
- [Mr. Krabs flashes it in his face three times. He walks into the kitchen and sees what SpongeBob is doing. He then blows the extinguisher on Herb, Loretta, Timmy, and Sally.]
- Mr. Krabs: What in the name of Neptune's tail fin is going on in here, boy?
- SpongeBob: Oh, I'm playing picnic with my wonderful little food friends Herb and Loretta! These are their kids Timmy and Sally.
- Mr. Krabs: Mhm. Sounds to me like you're wasting my precious ingredients! Listen SpongeBob, just because there isn't any customers doesn't mean you can't do SOMETHING productive.
- SpongeBob: Like what, Mr. Krabs?
- Mr. Krabs: Well, I mean you could, OH! You can dust the pickles! Or uh, alphabetize the buns! Ehhh, you could, uh... water down the ketchup!
- SpongeBob: At this point it would be ketchuping up the water.
- Mr. Krabs: Whatever. Now if these little fellers could work... maybe you'll be on to something... hey, you couldn't make me a little tiny army of unpaid workers, could ya?
- SpongeBob: Huh, well I can try, Here's a little worker. We'll call him Pete.
- Mr. Krabs: Ohhohohohoo! Hi Pete!
- [Pete droops a bit]
- Mr. Krabs: Hey, what's wrong with Pete? He's not working!
- SpongeBob: Maybe Pete is just tired.
- Mr. Krabs: Well now, that shouldn't interfere with Pete's work.
- SpongeBob: Well I don't know Mr. Krabs, i guess it might affect his productivity-
- Mr. Krabs: [gasps] No! Not his productivity!
- SpongeBob: Hey, maybe if Pete can go on a picnic like the Patty family, he might be rested and happy and more productive then ever!
- Mr. Krabs: [gasps] No! Not leaving the workplace for pleasure.
- Spongebob: Hey! Maybe Pete's boss could have a company picnic and Pete could have a great time and relax and come back and work twice as hard!