A Tale of Two Roxies/transcript

This article is a transcript of the Kamp Koral: SpongeBob's Under Years episode "A Tale of Two Roxies/transcript" from season , which aired on .

[The episode opens to a static screen. The scene then changes to the Roxie twins, where Big Roxie struggles to reach for a hat.]
Little Roxie: I got it.
Big Roxie: Thanks, sis.
Little Roxie: No problem, sis. [Big Roxie puts on the hat, and she comes flying out with her own little hat] Whoo-hoo-hoo! Oh. [flies to the camera] Hi there. We're the [wooden signs appear labeling the Roxies] Roxies. [points to herself] I'm Little Roxie. And we're--
Big Roxie: [squeezes Little Roxie with her hand, to camera] I'm Big Roxie. And we're sister-- oops. Sorry, sis. You go.
Little Roxie: No, you go.
Big Roxie: So we're-- wait. Who were we talking about?
Little Roxie: Let me just do it.
Big Roxie: Oh, okay.
Little Roxie: As I was saying, we're the Roxies. We're sisters, and the best of friends. We're also--
Big Roxie: Connected with this cord. [pulls the cord connecting them, then lets it go]
Little Roxie: [yells as she bounces repeatedly and gets dizzy, shakes head] We're as close as sisters can be, and we do everything together.
Big Roxie: Together!
[Pan over to the Roxies sitting at a table near the Krusty Kanteen, getting ready to eat some slop.]
Big Roxie: [giving Little Roxie a tiny bowl] Here you go, sis.
Little Roxie: Thanks, sis. [slurps the food with a spoon, then spits it out] Blech!
Big Roxie: [picks up normal-sized bowl] My turn! [chugs the slop and chews it along with the bowl, swallows, then gags as the cord travels to Little Roxie to give her the food]
Little Roxie: [gags, burps, giggles] Tastes worse the second time.
Big Roxie: [laughs] Just wait for the third time. [much more food from the cord travels to Little Roxie]
Little Roxie: [whimpers]
[A burp is heard as the scene changes to the Roxies in a kitchen. Big Roxie is picking up and tossing objects away.]
Little Roxie: In sports, [flexes arm] we're unbeatable.
Big Roxie: [picks up popcorn bag] We're like a well-oiled [flexes arms] lawnmower! [growls]
[Pan over to the next scene, where the Roxies play volleyball with two campers.
Little Roxie: [wrapping herself around Big Roxie] Time for the twin spin takedown! [lets go, spinning Big Roxie around]
Campers: [look at each other]
Big Roxie: [hits the volleyball, setting it into the air on fire]
Seagull: [squawks as it gets hit by the volleyball]
Campers: [looking up] Wow./Whoa.
Little Roxie: Game, set, and match!
[The volleyball comes back down, creating an explosion around the two campers. A crater is left behind. The scene changes back to the kitchen.]
Little Roxie: As fun as it might look to be joined together, I can never have a private conversation. Ever!
[Pan over as the scene changes to Little Roxie talking to Preda.]
Little Roxie: So I said her, [points] you'd better--
Big Roxie: [giggles]
Little Roxie: [points] Private convo. You know the drill.
Big Roxie: [groans, covers ears] La-la-la-la-la-la. La-la-la-la.
Little Roxie: So then, my sister said--
[Pan over as the scene changes to Big Roxie pouring popcorn from a bag into a bowl.]
Big Roxie: [tosses bag away] And nature never calls us at the same time.
Little Roxie: Huh, tell me about it.
Big Roxie: [insides grumble] Uh-oh. [runs off]
Little Roxie: Whoa!
Big Roxie: [enters the outhouse] Uh, a little privacy, sis?
Little Roxie: [hangs outside the outhouse] No problem, sis. [screams as Big Roxie runs out of the outhouse, then ice cream music plays]
Big Roxie: Ice cream! [rebounds as they hit the outhouse, which falls over] Sorry again, sis!
Little Roxie: [frustrated] No problem, sis.
[Bubble transition to the Trawler cabin at night. A monster is seen on a black-and-white TV screen. Little Roxie is asleep.]
Big Roxie: [points and laughs, holds popcorn bowl] Popcorn, sis?
Little Roxie: [snoring]
Big Roxie: Huh, more for me. [pours the popcorn into her mouth]
Little Roxie: [wakes up as she is sent back] Whoa! [gets hit with popcorn as Big Roxie chews] Ow! [growls] You ate all the popcorn? [points] You always do that!
Big Roxie: Well, you fall asleep. You always do that!
Little Roxie: At least I'm not a popcorn vacuum.
Big Roxie: Well, at least I'm not a sleep vacuum.
Little Roxie: That doesn't even make sense!
Big Roxie: You don't even make sense!
[The Roxies continue bickering as Preda, Kidferatu, and Jimmy put their ears up cans on the wall.]
Preda: Ooh, this is a juicy one. Who needs TV when we have this?
Kidferatu: [hissses]
Jimmy: Yeah, but they'll make up. They always do.
Little Roxie: [points] You never put my things back where you found them!
Big Roxie: [points] You toot in your sleep! And you sleep on my face!
Little Roxie: [puts herself up to Big Roxie's eye] Your breath can can take down a wild sea yeti, [points away] from 50 yards!
Papa-Squatch: [appearing in window with a clothespin over his nose] It's true. You stink!
Big Roxie: Not true! [stench reaches Papa-Squatch]
Papa-Squatch: Huh? [falls over]
Big Roxie: That's it. [gets up] I'm goin' to bed! [storms off, then looks at Little Roxie] Stop following me!
Little Roxie: I'd love to!
Big Roxie: [groans, enters a room and slams the door, cutting the cord off from Little Roxie]
Little Roxie: [falls] Whoa! [shakes head] Huh?
Big Roxie: [re-enters hallway] Sis! Oh, I'm so sorry!
Little Roxie: Well, I'm not! I'm finally [hops] free! [slithers away] I'm going to live my own life! Whee! Freedom!
Big Roxie: I'm gonna live my own life, too! [slams door]
Jimmy: [hiding in a door frame with Preda and Kidferatu] Uh-oh. This is a new wrinkle.
[Cut to an open shot of the Trawler cabin. The time quickly changes from night to day as a rooster is heard crowing.]
Little Roxie: [opens door, sighs] It's time for a fresh new day, without you! [hops away] Whee!
Big Roxie: Well, I'm gonna start a fresh new day, without you ruining it for me! I don't need [points] you! [loses balance and falls over] Okay, I might need her for balance.
[Bubble transition some campers knitting at a table, with Mrs. Puff nearby reading a newspaper. Little Roxie is braiding her cord on a table outside.]
Little Roxie: This is so much easier by myself. [gets taken by a camper] Whoa!
Camper: [wraps the string around Little Roxie, then picks her up by the cord; looks away as a bell sounds] Huh? Oh, boy, lunch! [runs to Mrs. Puff with Little Roxie, with two campers following behind holding string] Here, Mrs. Puff. We made you some friendship bracelets.
Mrs. Puff: [takes the bracelets] Oh. Thank you, children. I'll cherish these lanyards like all the gifts you give me. [tosses the bracelets in the trash and walks off]
Little Roxie: [gasps as she emerges from the trash can, then falls down] Whoa! [gets up and sighs, slithers away]
Mr. Krabs: [stops Little Roxie with a baseball bat] Snake! [tries to hit Little Roxie with the bat]
Little Roxie: [screams and runs away]
Mr. Krabs: [runs and points] Get that snake!
Big Roxie: [sits in between two campers at a table with some slop, with a wrench wrapped around her cord] You guys wanna meet my new sister, Little Wrenchie? [turns around, knocking a camper over with her wrench] Oops. Hey, could you pass--? [turns around, knocking the other camper over, shrugs, then eats her slop and sighs; her insides rumble] Uh-oh.
[The food passes through the cord, turns around at the wrench, and goes back inside Big Roxie.]
Big Roxie: [burps]
[The food splattered all over two campers.
[Bubble transition to Big Roxie next to a toy block.]
Little Roxie: [whimpers and hides behind the block, which gets picked up by Pearl]
Pearl: Ah. [takes Little Roxie and shakes her]
Little Roxie: [yells] I'm not a rattle!
Pearl: [babbles, then sucks on Little Roxie like a pacifier]
Mr. Krabs: [aiming bat, looking around] Hmm.
Pearl: [takes Little Roxie out of her mouth]
Mr. Krabs: Sea snake! [almost hits Pearl, but stops mid-air] Huh? [tosses bat, then picks up Pearl and Little Roxie, tossing the latter into the air]
Little Roxie: [screams]
Mr. Krabs: [sniffs, then walks away with Pearl in disgust] Ew.
Little Roxie: [lands right next to SpongeBob] Huh?
SpongeBob: [stretches his head out to face Little Roxie] Oh, hello.
Little Roxie: [whimpers]
SpongeBob: [pats Little Roxie] Aww, what a cute little [picks up Little Roxie] snake. I've never had a pet snake before.
Little Roxie: I am not a pet!
SpongeBob: A talking snake? Even better!
Little Roxie: SpongeBob, it's me! Little Roxie!
SpongeBob: Hmm. [puts on a pair of red glasses, then takes them off] Oh, it is you! But I thought you were taller, and that there were [splits in half] two of you. [merges back together]
Little Roxie: My sister and I have gone our separate ways. But I do miss being attached to someone bigger. First off, everyone thinks I'm a [jumps up like a snake] snake! And secondly, I'm too small to do normal camp activities.
SpongeBob: Well, why don't you hop on board the S.S. SpongeBob? I love doing normal camp activities. [lets Little Roxie jump inside him to hang from him]
Little Roxie: [laughs]
SpongeBob: [laughs and walks away]
[Bubble transition to Big Roxie putting away her tray at the Krusty Kanteen.]
SpongeBob and Little Roxie: [laughing off-screen]
Little Roxie: You're fun.
Big Roxie: [gasps]
Little Roxie: [laughs]
SpongeBob: Mmm. [puts his face onto the food tray and eats it]
Little Roxie: You've got a little something on your face. [uses a window sweeper to wipe off SpongeBob's face] There, that's better.
Big Roxie: [talking to her wrench as Patrick passes by] Can you believe what she's doing? She's already replaced me! [tosses wrench into the back of Patrick's head]
Patrick: [laughs and takes a bite out of his tray]
Big Roxie: Well, two can play at that game. [first-person perspective of her approaching Patrick]
Patrick: Hi. Huh? [screams]
SpongeBob: [laughs as he gets up, then bumps into Big Roxie] Oops! Sorry.
Big Roxie: [turns around, bumping Patrick, who is on her cord, into SpongeBob] Oh, sorry! I didn't see you there, because I was having so much fun with my new friend.
Patrick: [waves] Hello.
SpongeBob: [waves] Hi.
Little Roxie: Whatever. [points] You've got some food on your face.
Patrick: Food? [sucks on Big Roxie's head]
Little Roxie: Huh, my life is so much better without you ruining it for me.
Big Roxie: I do everything better without you!
Little Roxie: [gets up in Big Roxie's face] How about a game of volleyball? [pokes Big Roxie] Let's see who's doing better than whom.
Big Roxie: You're on! [both growl at each other]
SpongeBob: [to Patrick] What's up?
Patrick: Uh, just hangin' around.
SpongeBob: [chuckles]
[Bubble transition to SpongeBob and Little Roxie playing volleyball against Patrick and Big Roxie.]
Big Roxie: [serves the volleyball]
SpongeBob: I got it! [gets hit in the face with the volleyball, then it comes out his rear]
Little Roxie: Huh, my sister never missed those.
[Pan over to Big Roxie about to serve.]
Big Roxie: [groans as she cannot see in front of Patrick dangling in front of her]
Patrick: [humming]
Big Roxie: [pushes Patrick aside, then serves]
Little Roxie: [arms out] I got it!
SpongeBob: [walking while eating chips]
[The volleyball falls in front of SpongeBob.]
Little Roxie: [tries to reach for the ball] Aw, come on!
SpongeBob: [looks up, puts away chips] Oh, yeah! [kicks the ball, making himself spin and land upside-down, crushing Little Roxie]
Little Roxie: [gets up from underneath SpongeBob, tired]
Big Roxie: [hits the ball]
Patrick: I got it! [repeatedly bounces into Big Roxie]
Big Roxie: [rubs head, groans] My sister never did that.
SpongeBob: [laughs, then fails to hit the ball, which lands on his back, which bounces back into Patrick, which bounces straight up into the air]
Big Roxie: [gasps]
[The ball starts falling down.]
Little Roxie: Time for the twin spin takedown.
SpongeBob: The say what now? [Little Roxie wraps around him and lets go, making him spin] Whoa! [hits the ball to Big Roxie]
Big Roxie: [yells, covers her head with her arms as the ball hits Patrick, who rapidly spins around her, making herself spin]
SpongeBob: [spinning, breaking through the net] This isn't a normal camp activity!
Patrick: [spinning] I was promised some dessert!
[They collide with each other, creating a giant explosion which is seen in the distance. The fog clears up as all four are laying on the ground. The volleyball falls down.
Big Roxie: [crying, to Little Roxie] I miss you.
Little Roxie: I'm sorry.
Big Roxie: [puts Little Roxie back onto her, making a spotlight shine on them]
SpongeBob and Patrick: [sitting in awe]
SpongeBob: Oh.
Patrick: Ahh.
[Bubble transition to the Trawlers' living room, where the Roxies have popcorn while Patrick sits on top of SpongeBob. They are all sitting on the couch in front of the TV. A Sasquatch is seen on the TV, and a woman scream is heard.]
Big Roxie: [laughs, to camera] It's so great being back together with my sister. We'll never take each other for granted again. [holds up popcorn bowl] Popcorn, sis?
Little Roxie: [snoring]
Big Roxie: Huh? [shrugs, eats all the popcorn, sending Little Roxie backwards]
Little Roxie: Whoa! [groans, rubs eyes]
Big Roxie: I saved you the flavor.
[Food travels through the cord and into Little Roxie.]
Little Roxie: [burps, growls] You ate all the popcorn? [points] You always do that!
Big Roxie: Well, you fell asleep! You always do that!
Little Roxie: Popcorn vacuum.
Big Roxie: Sleep vacuum.
Little Roxie: [as the Trawlers are seen hearing through the walls again] That doesn't even make sense!
Big Roxie: I can't take it anymore. I was so happy, I could go bed any time I wanted!
Preda: Ah, it's good to have the sisters back.
Kidferatu: [hisses]
[A television screen turns off.]