Dead Eye

Oh, Bikini Gulch was a purdy place,

With sweet water and blue sky,

'Til one day a beast came ridin' from the east

By the name of ol' Dead Eye...

That dirty no good Dead Eye...

He's robbed this town, he pulled my pants down!

He made all of the pretty girls cry!

That no good goon wants my saloon

And the I.O.U's due tommorrow noon!

If we don't get some help here real soon...

We'll lose everything we own to Dead Eye!

We'd stop him if we weren't too scared to try!

And if you think it's funny, let me telll ya sonny, you won't be laughing when you see...

his...

Big...

Red...

Dead Eye!