Ditchin'

Template:Episode Ditchin' is a SpongeBob SquarePants episode from Season six.

Plot

After wacthing an episode of mermaid man and barnacle boy, spongebob and patrick see a commercial for the new book telling their origin and that they will be signing the book strarting at 8. Spongebob is unhappy due to the fact that he has to go to boating school. Patrick suggest calling in sick, but spongebob doesn't wan't his perfect attendance record to end. They concoct a plan that spongebob will pretend to go to the bathroom but will sneak to the comic book store.

The next day in boating school SpongeBob pretends to have to go. Mrs.Puff gives him the bathroom key and tells him to return it to her desk, with that spongebob exits the school. Him and patrick get to the stroe and get their books signed and walkt through jellyfish fields. The jellyfih start to lift up Patrick and let him sit on them with Patrick stating their "friendly". They then throwm themselves into spongebob's net then leave. Spongebob and patrick continue ending up buying Ice cream. The sellswoman congradulates spongebob on being her 100th costumer and tells him he can come back for free Ice cream anytime.

The two pursuit into goo lagoon where they get into a Badmiton match with sandy and a friend named dale. Spongebob and patrick end sandy's reign andd undefeatable and are convinced by thier fans tom play another round. Then the cops come an arest Dale, who is an ex-con on probation, for eating gummy fish. A fish tells spongebob Dale was a nice guy untill he started cutting class. With this he continues onto the school.

Spongebob has to race throught the bikini botom hug fest where a woman grabs him. He forces her to let go and contiunes. He ends up in a pit of tar and starts to drown, remembering the last words she said to him "Return it to my desk, OR YOU ARE IN BIG, BIG, TROUBLE, MISTER!". Spongebob then fights his way out with a crowd cheering him on. He makes it back to the school with Mrs. Puff at the door. He explains what he did with her not knoeing what he ist talking about. Cops appear behind her because she is being arrested for missing jury duty. The car pulls of with her telling spongebob do not dicth. Spongebob says he will never ditch again leaving her confused.